27 Smashers remain...

27 panicking smashers...notice something different?

They are usually more innocently panicking, but not this time...because there's one less smasher alive here...

Master Hand floats in a room filled with these 27 smashers.

Ganondorf and Link were in their pajamas chasing after mr.game and watch,singing...

"Bananas, In pajamas, are coming down the stairs, bananas in pajamas, are chasing teddy bears..."

Blah Blah Blah...

Master Hand: Everyone!!!ATTENTION!

Donkey Kong:"Me Mr.Dumb!"

Master Hand fires a missile at donkey kong, which blasts him threw a wall, that now has an extremely large hole in it...

Donkey Kong:"Duh-ow!Glluueeee!!!"

Donkey Kong takes out a can of Glue and starts drinking it like it were his favourite drink, when all of a sudden, he jumps up quickly, with a rather frightened look on his face.

Donkey Kong:"Oh no...im drinking... ..."

Donkey Kong:"The wrong kind of glue!!!Argh!!!No name brand!!!Bleargh!!!!!"

Donkey Kong lies there choking with the glue suffocating him, killing off any brain cells he ever had to begin with, then Donkey Kong lay there, dead.

Wario:"That-a idiot is-a dead! He commited suicide-a!"

Master Hand:"His body may as well join Yoshi's...which have been wrapped together in linen cloth and will be buried in a large cardboard box behind the Smash Bros. Mansion...infact, it has already been done...and i knew it because I knew Dk would kill himself sooner or later...he's so dumb...he doesn't realize any type of glue could kill you...anyway, DK's body is now being buried next to Yoshis, It will be finished in about 10 minutes by my partner Crazy Hand..."

-At the new Smash Bros. Graveyard-

Crazy Hand:"This shovel is remarkably as slippery as buttery fluttery soapy doapy!"

Crazy hand throws it high in the area and its hits him..in...well...his "Hand."

Crazy Hand:"When im done this, Master Hand better give me my drugs back!"

# Crazy Hand finishes up the burial just in time for the smashers to arrive

Mario:"This-a better not be-"

Mario is interrupted by Snake gasping for air

Snake:"Me hate outside air! Cardboard box save meee!!!"

Snake runs under his cardboard box.

Samus:"Snake, you were only out here for 10 minutes, after spending four days in your box!"

Snake:"Me hobo!Me no help it!"

Snake goes under his box,sighing for relief of his favourite place to be

Link:"Nut..."

Mario:"Like-a I was-a going to-a say, this better not be one of-a us..."

Zelda:"No way, we just have to think of someone who holds a grudge...and im sure that's not anyone here..."

# The smashers examine the tombstones, which read:

YOSHI

Born:1990

Died:2006

Ganondorf:"The born date must indicate when that smasher was first created"

DONKEY KONG

Born:1981

Died:2006

Capt. Falcon, who has his hand on a gash he got from the broken window Mewtwo sent him threw yesturday,spoke:"That like dude is the oldest character here besides Mario!Back then,like,Mario was like, called like, Jumpman, or like something! Like, DK, show me your moves!

Peach whacks him with her frying pan.

Peach:"hate it when you say that, he's dead!"

Capt falcon:"But i like saying it because its,like,me!!!"

Mewtwo:"I feel like strangeling you with my powers..."

That night Master Hand re-entered the main room where the 26 smashers were now chatting nervously.

Master Hand:It has come to my attention that all of you should be caucious, the murderer was the cause for DK's death as well, he put drugs in his bananas, and made them these weird magic bananas that would eventually make him commit suicide.I do not want to take responsibility for your deaths, so be careful, and protect eachother.You will share rooms in groups of five to insure safety.

Everyone agreed, but Mewtwo laughed and stated that he was to powerful to be killed,so he slept alone...

That night...the smashers are in close together rooms in groups of five in each room...except Mewtwo...

Mewtwo was meditating when he senses a presence...

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