REM(with no last name)
Aww poor Rem she does not feel loved now…..Her and Coil can make a fan club….. THE NO LAST NAMERS!!!!!
I2 (Interviewer 2): Hello everyone! Welcome to….. (Everyone joins in) INTERVEIW WITH!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEE YAY BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today we have someone who is not someone at all. She is actually a god….of death!!!!! AND I GET TO TALK TO HER!!!!!!YAY ME!!!!
Rem appears after the three and a half foot high cord.
I2: WOW! You did not trip over the three and a half foot camera cord!!!!
A random audience member jumps up and yells: BOO!!!!
Rem: (being very skittish) jumps back and trips over the three and a half foot high camera cord.
I2: Oops never mind….
Rem stands up and brushes herself off.: I'll get you for that!!!!!
She starts writing in a book. That suspiciously looks like Raito's. If the camera cord was not a camera cord you could hear it screaming. But it is a camera cord so it does not scream but there is a weird high pitched sound coming from near it.
I2: ……….?
Rem: Well I agree completely with your statement.
I2: good, well why do you love Misa Misa so much?
Rem: Every time I hear Misa I think of Miso soup…I love Miso soup… so therefore I love Misa!
I2: Wow… is that your addiction?
Rem: Maybe…..who told you that…..
I2: The boogie man!!!!
Rem: Wait…..Why would he give out me secrets? He is my best buddy!!!!!
I2: What about Ryuk?
Rem: He loves his apples too much…. It was a complicated relationship…..
I2: O…….K…….Then………I don't think we need to learn about shinigami relationships….
Rem: …..Fine then be that way!!!!!! I didn't want to tell you anyways….
I2: Well good because we are out of time!!!!! See you next time on……..INTERVEIW WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!