Astonishing apples
Ryuk walks in and screams, "YAY! Apples!!!!" In case you were wondering, "I LOVE APPLES!!"
Then some random person walks onto the stage. "Well I hate apples!"
Ryuk glares "Well you will not hate Astonishing Apples! Everyone likes Astonishing Apples!!!!"
"Well I don't!! I hate all apples." The person sits on the ground in defiance.
"Here, try them then." Ryuk gave the person a shiny, red Astonishing Apple with a grin on his face.
The person took a tentative bite and his eyes slowly started to sparkle. "WOW! This Astonishing Apple is AMAZING!!!"
Ryuk Laughed "Of course they are amazing! I made them myself! Much better then anything from the human world!"
He stared at him with big eyes "Really? You made them?"
"Yep!" Ryuk stood in the classic superhero pose.
"Well, they suck." He got back up and walked off the screen.
"But…" Ryuk's eyes started to water "You said they were amazing….." Then, by some coincidence, he fell over dead from a heart attack. Who knew shinigami could die?