Hogwarts Productions: Trapped in a Mall

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, the characters, or JK Rowling. However, I wish I did. No questions, please.

Also, confessionals are in italics.

Annndddd... this is written in script form as I don't feel like writing it in any other way.

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Episode 2: "Harry Potter and the Yellow Underwear"

In the last episode, we introduced some of the cast.. and revealed Luna's apparent love for venturing upstairs!

It's night, and the ten wizards are bored as shit. In a mall, COME ON! I mean, there's a Choco-Holic with a broken lock on the second floor!

Harry: "How about we play Truth or Dare?"

Hermione: "Usually, I'd say no, but today is different: There's absolutely nothing to do."

Draco, Luna and Ron gather around. Snape has mysteriously left from sight, Molly is sleeping atop the suitcases (I feel SO bad for that luggage), and Lupin has gone somewhere with Tonks. Tonks. Oooh.. Someone's gettin' freaky.

Pansy Parkinson.. hm, she's looking at her reflection. How vain. Tsk, tsk, tsk. It's a wonder that the glass hasn't shattered into a hundred pieces and flew into her eye. (Obvious Aunt Josephine reference).

Harry: "I'll go first. Hermione, Truth or dare?"

Hermione: "I'm feeling a bit frisky, I'll take DARE."

Harry: " A' right then. I dare you to.. go in Snape's suitcase, take all of his underwear and hide it in the Scision Sex Shop."

Luna and Ron: "Do it! Do it! Do it!"

Draco: "..YEAH."

-Other students: -Glare.-

Draco: -Sneersneer.-

Hermione tiptoed over to the luggage area, careful not to wake Molly as she unzipped Severus' suitcase. She found a towel, and in it were seven pairs of yellow undies.

Hermione: "Ew!"

She ran over to the Sex Shop, which was near the locked entrance. She squeezed the towel through one of the tiny holes in the protective 'wall'.

Hermione: "There, I did it."

Ron: "Just plain nasty.."

Hermione: "Oh, shut up, Ron! Speaking of you.. Truth or dare?"

Ron: "Dare. I'm ready for anything you've got."

Hermione: "I dare you.. to kiss Luna on the lips."

Ron: "..Bloody. Hell."

Luna looked shocked, and just then, McGonagall appeared with the other contestants, coming down the esclator. Tonks and Lupin were quite red in the face.

The commotion of the rest of the gang stirred Molly, who sat up, going to hobble over to the group."

McGonagall: "You will now face your partner mission."

She taps her wand on the floor, and the whole upstairs portion of the mall is gone. Basically, the remains are an open indoor field.

McGongall: "WAY at the end of this area are five team colored triangles, Red, Blue, Orange, Purple and Green. Once you get to a triangle, step on it, and you become a part of that team. But there has to be a male and female on each team."

Everyone gets into position.

McGonagall: "On your marks.. get set... GO!"

Every starts running, Molly lagging behind.

Draco: "Green, here I come!"

Everyone pretends not to hear him. Why does he have lines in the first place?

Harry reaches Red first, Ron cursing furiously. Naturally, he takes Orange.

Hermione is next, taking Red.

Luna comes running, with Lupin at her heels.

She glances at Ron and blushes. She stands on Blue. Lupin joins Purple.

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Snape, who is walking, and Molly, who is running as fast as she can finally reach the group an astounding eight minutes later.

Snape becomes a member of the Blue Team, and Molly becomes that of Orange.

McGonagall: "Stop! We have our teams!"

Some people are frowning, some grinning, but no doubt about it, things are about to get wild.

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FINAL TEAMS:

Red: Harry and Hermione

Blue: Snape and Luna

Green: Draco and Pansy

Orange: Ron and Molly

Purple: Lupin and Tonks

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Okay, here it is! Episode 2! Beware, because in episode 3, Snape finds out about his missing garments, the rules of the game are explained.. and Luna has a diary? All this and more in.. TRAPPED IN A MALL!