As all the smashers were forced to watch the gruesome battle with Master Hand and Crazy Hand, The Murderer and Metal Mario began laughing.

???:"You do realize that we have better attacks than just that..."

Metal Mario:"Yes...you two hands are no match for..."

Both:"METAL AIR STRIKE!"

"Like...what's that?" Crazy Hand said, and for the first time somewhat seriously.

The smashers could not keep still while watching. Ganondorf was eating popcorn while Young Link was trying to take some for himself, Samus was fiddling with her arm cannon, Mewtwo kept a cold stare right ahead between the two teams, Mario was hauling away Capt.Falcons body, Ness couldn't keep still so he decided to tangle Pichu up with his Yo-Yo for fun and watch it struggle, and Luigi was twisting his mustache thoughtfully, thinking. The rest of the smashers were cursing at the murderer or fiddling with their thumbs.

???:" Nevermind what our great attack is...you wont have to think about it..."

Current HP count:

???:3000

Metal Mario:2100

Master Hand:4300

Crazy Hand:2500

Master Hand:"I really don't think you will win this-"

???:"Be quiet fool, it's time, Metal Mario!"

Metal Mario:"Metal FireBall!"

???:"Twisted Tornado!"

The Murderer's Tornado attack mixes with the Metal FireBall Attack and becomes A Burning Metal Tornado!

Master Hand:"Oh no! Crazy Hand, brace yourself!"

Before either Hand could say any more, the gray fiery Tornado had sucked them inside and was burning them to a crisp. This made Ganondorf stop eating his popcorn and started biting his nails. Bowser, who wasn't paying much attention looked up in awe. Mewtwo focused his stare on the Tornado, not moving or saying a word. No matter what any smasher was doing...deep down inside they all prayed that somehow, someway, the hands would have a chance. The Murderer and Metal Mario laughed as the Tornado shrunk, and the Hands were spit out onto the ground before them. They layed motionless there.

Luigi:"No...this-a can't be-a happening..."

Young Link and a few others was crying, Snake wasnt paying attention the whole time since he was busy eating his moldy cheeseburger in his cardboard box he brought up with him. There was actually sorrow in his eyes when he saw why some smashers were crying. Even Wario looked like he might start crying, to. Still, Mewtwo sat there...he uttered two words the smashers all heard in his deep consentration...

"There's life..."

The smashers gasped, they looked over and saw Master Hand slowly float back up, just barely. Crazy Hand was even more weakened, he twitched slightly but couldn't get back up. The Murderer and Metal Mario were slightly surprised.

???:3000

Metal Mario:2100

Master Hand:500

Crazy Hand:0

???:"How did you survive?"

Master Hand:"You will not kill anymore of my friends..."

???:"How...did you...SURVIVE IT?!"

Master Hand:"You will not kill anymore of my friends..."

Metal Mario:"Stop repeating yourself, come on boss...lets just go and kill all the smashers, right after we kill off those two hands..."

Hearing this, Master Hand's anger rose to a whole new level, and he lunged forward for the Murderer, grabbing him in his glove.

???:"Rargh!!!"

Metal Mario:"Release him!!!"

Master Hand began to crush the murderer as hard as he could, preventing him from taking his sword out to attack him.

Master Hand:"NEVER!!!"

???:"AARGGHH!"

Metal Mario jumped onto Master Hand and started punching him, but his Metal punches couldn't stop the raging Hand.

Master Hand was suffocating the Murderer, when Metal Mario gets an idea. He walks over to Crazy Hand, who was lying there twitching, just barely alive.

Metal Mario holds his fist at Crazy Hand, charging up a powerful Metal Fireball.

Metal Mario:"Stop or your brother, Crazy Hand, will die!!"

Master Hand turns to Metal Mario, seeing his fallen brother next to his flaming fist, he releases the Murderer, who falls on the ground half-alive coughing.

Master Hand:"Alright...please...don't harm my brother..."

Metal Mario:"Thank you for cooperating for us, Master Hand. Now, where was I? Oh yes..."

Metal Mario fires a Burning Metal Ball of Fire all over Crazy Hand, who screams in pain as it melts him.

Master Hand:"No!!!!Brother!"

Crazy Hand had already died, and Master Hand could only watch as his body met the same fate as Kirby's did against Metal Mario.

Master Hand:"This madness must stop!!"

Master Hand lunges at Metal Mario, just before he grabs him the Murderer, now free, jumps on him and stabs him right in the middle of his...Hand. The Smashers couldn't stand to watch anymore, and started pounding the barrior like mad. Ganondorf warlock punched it and smashed it with the help of Nesses Home Run bat. The smashers ran threw.

Ness:"Enough! PK Flash!"

Ness hits the Murderer with a full blast PK Flash, sending him off Master Hand.

Master Hand:"Ugh...run for your lives...its to late for me...Crazy Hand is gone...im finished..."

Luigi:"No-a! We will-a help you!"

Luigi charges at Metal Mario and does a Luigi Tornado to knock him away.

Metal Mario:"We have the hand right where we want him...Metal Fireball!"

Metal Mario fires his finishing blow at Master Hand, who braces himself for the end of his life as he lay there. He hears a voice in slow motion...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Falco has jumped in at the last second and took the full heat of the attack, his burning feathers flew right infront of Master Hand before he fell to the ground, burning away on fire.

Some of the Smashers surrounded Falco trying to help him.

Falco:"No guys...Fox is dead...I saved Master Hand...the only reward I want is to see Fox again...goodbye...everyone...uughhh..."

Falco died as the smashers put out his body. Meanwhile half the smashers were rioting against Metal Mario at the edge of the roof, surrounding him.

Marth:"This is it, today you shall die!"

Young Link:"And pay for that trap that you set up for my older self..."

Metal Mario:"Im afraid I wont be going anytime soon...but I know some people who will be...hahahaha! Master, lets go!"

In a flash the Bat-like Murderer flew by and took Metal Mario.

Master Hand:"Everyone...back to...the mansion...Mario and Luigi, bury Falco's body in the grave..."

Mario/Luigi:"Lets-a Go!"

Everyone went back to the mansion...they weeped over the events that had happened, and all the smashers they so recently lost.

This wasnt very Humorous, I agree, this chapter was much more gloomy because it was an important battle(maybe not the most important though)

THE DEAD LIST: Yoshi Donkey Kong Mr.Game and Watch Ice Climbers Capt.Falcon Link Kirby Fox Crazy Hand Falco

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