Me: Wow...I actually got off my lazy butt and typed up this chapter-.-. Although not getting many reviews, I enjoy typing this story and still hope that people who see this story review instead of just looking.
Drew: Will Andy meet his girlfriend this chapter like promised? Or are you a lying idiot?
Me: Shut up Drew! Like you should have ANY say at all in my story! It's my story dammit!
May: Calm down! We need to get this over with, plus, last chapter I barely had any part!
Me: You get a big part in this chapter May so you shut up too...
Everybody: Enjoy!
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Brock, who we know loves this show, had sat on his couch a whole week just to watch the show. He had a brown beard coming from the sides and point of his chin down to about halfway through his chest. He was just that desperate to see this episode of the show. He stared at the TV as the show began playing. "It has finally arrived...my long hours of waiting have been sent to god..."
Drew: Welcome back to the show everyone. Today we continue Andy's dilemma about finding a girl. Misty and May are working on bringing the girl they have found to the scene. Let's first go to Ash about our episode quiz time. Max'll explain how it works just cause he's our little explanation machine.
(Max enters the room wearing his usual with a microphone)
Max: Hey everybody! I'm Max, May's younger and more superior brother.(May:HEY!!!! Me: SHUT UP AND CONTINUE!!!! I DIDN'T GET OFF MY BUTT TO STALL!!!) Today I've especially come on stage to explain how our showtime quiz works. First, Ash will ask a question, but not any question. The question follows a certain genre that he will tell you. It will most likely be the genre of "Last Episode" which is what happened last episode, just to see how much you remember. Now the TV spectators(Me:And readers...) and audience members will have a remote control. Oh, and just to make it clear, the TV spectators(actually everyone) has been sent a remote control.
Brock was clutching his with how much strength he had left.
Max: Now everyone will answer the question with either picking the A button, the B button, C button, or the D button. A being the first answer and so on. If you get it correct, a prize will be sent to your home(Me: Sadly not to you readers). If all questions are answered, you get a chance at being on the show to either congratulate or to actually be on the show. Our way of congratulation is a secret that will be revealed when someone wins. Thank you and bye!
(loud crowd cheer)
(Ash jumps out of the backstage room with a smile on his face with the microphone in his mouth.)
Ash: Whazzup people! Today we have our showtime quiz!! Our genre for today is...Stride gum! First question!:
Question 1 out of 10: What does it say in the white box containing black letters where the ingredients list is?
(A) Xylitol,Glycerin,Natural, and Artificial
(B) 30 fewer calories than sugared gum
(C) Phenylketonurics: contains Phenylalanine
(D) 2 out of 10: Is Stride gum sugarfree?
(A) Yes
(B) No
(C) Didn't say
(D) I don't care it's long lasting!
Question 3 out of 10: What is the barcode number?
(A) 34289 47395
(B) 57483 57493
(C) 12546 68004
(D) 38573 86748
Question 4 out of 10: Around the circle at the bottom right of the back of the package it says "Dispose of ...?"
(A) Properly
(B) Thoroughly
(C) Immediately
(D) Quickly
Question 5 out of 10: How much is a serving size 1 piece worth?
(A) 2.0g
(B) 1.9g
(C) 1.8g
(D) 1.7g
Question 6 out of 10: What color is the Forever Fruit flavored package of Stride?
(A) Blue
(B) Rainbow
(C) Red
(D) Yellow
Question 7 out of 10: What does it say under what flavor the gum is?
(A) Artificially flavored
(B) Stride Gum
(C) 14 pieces
(D) Stride
Question 8 out of 10: Where on the Stride 'S' does it shine?
(A) Top right
(B) Top left
(C) Bottom left
(D) Bottom right
Question 9 out of 10: What does it say to the right of the huge S on Stride?
(A) HM
(B) TM
(C) C in a circle
(D) R
Ash: Finally the last and hardest question ever. This question should be told away from Drew because it is top secret. Go away Drew(Drew walks backstage). Alright the question:
Question 10 out of 10: What is the capital of California?
Drew: ASH!!!! THAT IS THE SAME ASS QUESTION ON YOUR HOMEWORK!!!! Plus wasn't that homework due last week?
Ash: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING HARD HOMEWORK PROBLEMS!!!! By the way I begged the teacher to extend my time.
Drew: Goddamit Ash the answer is Sacramento and also, stop saying the questions on your homework assignment paper.
Ash: FINE. REAL QUESTION:
Question 10 out of 10: Does Stride gum actually last long or does the taste just linger in your mouth?
(A) Lasts
(B) Lingers
(C) Sucks
(D) Don't care
Ash: That's the end. Anyway, folks just send your answer via review on this episode. See ya and enjoy the rest of this show!
(Ash jumps off writing the answers Drew said on his homework paper)
Drew: Alright now we begin the real episode with Misty and May on the scene with Andy's new girlfriend with them. Misty.
(Changed scene like on a news report)
Misty: Thanks Drew. Anyway, with us today is Andy's soon-to-be girlfriend named Alexia Sanders. She fits all requirements that Andy needs to begin his new life with. Right now May is with Alexia trying to make her go to the benches. May.
May: Thanks Misty. Now Alexia, please we need to get to the benches where you'll meet the perfect guy for you!
Alexia: I'm scared of meeting him. I never knew there was a guy like him in the world...
May: If you go we promise to make it worth your time. He's a nice guy, nice enough to accept anyone.
Alexia: Alright then...
Misty: There he is now!
(Sees Andy sitting on benches twiddling his fingers)
Alexia: Well he does look kinda cute and nice...(blushes)
May: I see sparks already!
Alexia: SPARKS?! WHERE!?
May: NO NO!!! I meant love sparks.
Alexia: Oh...
Andy: Oh, hey girls! Have you...found..her-- Oh my god!
Misty: Isn't she beautiful? She fits all of your requirements as well!
Andy: That is awesome! You guys actually did it! No need to help us on first date we got it covered!
Alexia: Hi--
Andy: No introductions needed! You wanna be my girlfriend?!
Alexia: Um...okay...
Andy: GREAT!!! FIRST DATE HERE WE COME!!!!( Grabs Alexia and runs away)
May: Wow...he's fast with the fall in love thing...( Yeah her expression looks kinda like this o.o)
Misty: Yeah I know(hers same) ... Anyway that's what I call love at first sight! Back to you Drew!
Drew: Alright Misty. Now Ash, Max, Misty, and May have concocted this little poem about the show that they wanna say. I'm not in it I just go backstage and drink a glass of water while watching them. Bye.
(Drews walks backstage as the others come forward)
Misty: Let's hit it off everybody!
Everybody: Alright!
Welcome to The MatchMaker Show!
We hope we don't make your visit a blow!
We lift you up,
We save your butt,
And no thanks are on this show!
So come on down,
You sure won't frown,
cause we got somethin' for you!
Girlfriends here,
Boyfriends there,
We make love fly everywhere!
You a real loser?
Don't need to worry one bit!
Cause this show makes losers a big hit!
So come one down,
To:
THE MATCH MAKER SHOW TODAY!
May: Great job everyone!
Drew(who spit his water): Wait that didn't rhyme! That sounded pretty ludacris(SP?)! Like someone was too lazy to think up rhymes!
Me: HEY HEY!! WHO WRITES THIS STORY AND EPISODE SCRIPT??!!
May: Well at least the hope of getting viewers is higher I guess...
Drew: Who cares! Anyway our new contestant shows up today too. Where is this person?
???: Right here...
Ash: DUN DUN DUN!!! Well sorry everyone but that's the end of the show for today! Bye!
Everyone: BYE!!!!
Brock sat in satisfactory at this show but this wasn't enough. Three more sucesses and it would be worthy. Brock sat for a long time once again, awaiting for the next arrival of the show. Brock went to sleep with an ice cream in his hand. He had just recently gone to get a snack but never bothered eating it. Once he fell asleep the ice cream cone melted, fell on his face, and dried there as he slept until Tuesday when the show aired once again.
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Me: Well it's the end of another lazy ass getup chapters. I'll be updating tomorrow or maybe on Tuesday or something. Sometime on a day I've got the time, the energy, and the ability to get off my lazy butt. Please do not pressure me with the whole " Please update!" thing. Please. PLEASE.
Drew: The author said please so I guess you should do it.
Me: Drew get off my back!
Drew: Never. Anyway see ya viewers next time when the show airs and this author gets the ability to update chapter 3.
Everybody: Bye!!!