er... whatever comes after 5- Movie Madness
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A/N: I have decided to make the valentines ball into the Christmas ball 'cause I have left out the most important part of the year... x mas!
At breakfast things were rather normal, or as normal as things could get with the marauders at school. After the Slytherins had stop singing and had finally sat down with faces redder than red paper. (A/N for your information, tomato is what everyone puts and as you may know, I am different) They continued to discuss the things that happened last night. "I can't remember much of what happened last night, what happened?" Lee said, apparently he didn't have as much experience at being drunk as Bronte or Sirius, as for them it was a regular occurrence.
"Don't worry, I got it all on tape." Bronte said, producing the tape with a flourish from her bag. She kept it close by ever since she had caught Remus trying to snap it in half.
The marauders and the marauderettes entered Transfiguration in high spirits, or as high as spirits can get with a pounding headache.
"Sirius!!" Remus shouted from his seat, ten seconds after he had opened his book. "Why is my book covered in glitter and says Humpty Dumpty written all over it?" Remus asked Sirius with a scolding look in his eye. Remus was rather attached to his books, and so books had never been the butt of any pranks before, except for in first year, when Sirius used the pages to start a fire in Charms class.
"Mr. Lupin, please get back in your seat and open your book to page 143 now." McGonagall shouted from the podium, where she was writing on the blackboard. "Mr. Lupin, if you don't have your books you will get a detention. Mr. Lupin, let go of Mr Black's neck. Mr Lupin, detention." Remus slowly sat down in his chair, aware of the thousands of eyes staring at the obviously not sane marauder. (A/N I know he is supposed to be the good one but look at the title...full moon.)
Detention Slip
Cause: Trying to strangle Mr Black.
Comment: Try tighten your grip a bit more
Detention: Cleaning trophies without magic, Friday afternoon.
Signed: Professor McGonagall
"Bugger, my first detention alone!" Remus shouted from his seat as McGonigall handed him the slip.
"And do you want your second, Mr. Lupin, no, then I suggest you get on with your work." As Professor McGonagall continued with demonstrating turning a quill into a bird.
The rest of the day went rather normally, until lunch. "Come on Snow, we're going to be late for lunch." Bronte groaned, clutching her stomach.
"Yes, another reason you and Siri are perfect for each other, can't get in the way of their stomachs." Georgia commented as they made their way towards the Great Hall after Sam had found what she had been looking for. They entered to find the marauders in a huddle, they only caught certain words like 'map', 'full moon' and 'Willow.' They quickly stopped their obviously private conversation and turned towards the girls.
"So, do you want to see that tape after breakfast, we only have History of Magic and Binns wouldn't even notice if we were gone." Sirius said, fully expecting Remus or Sam to say something along the lines of 'No, we can't skip class, you know Murphy's law, the stuff we skip will be on a test.' but to his surprise neither objected and were the ones who encouraged the idea.
Ten minutes later the nine of them found themselves making their way towards the room of Requirement. As they entered the room, Jordan gasped in surprise as she saw a room set out rather like a gold class theater, with five bed like seats set up in two rows in front of a cinema size screen, each seat, made for two, had a red and gold blanket folded at the foot of it, and two red pillows with each of their initials sown onto it in gold thread. As Bronte set up the movie, everyone sat down in their allocated seats.
If you stood just to the left of the cinema screen, you would have seen, in the dim flickering light of the numbers flashing on the screen, you would have seen some teenagers, two to a seat, curled up together, and one scowling at the thought of being the only one sitting alone. As the lights stopped flickering, the movie started as any good movie should, with opening credits.
'Presenting... A sliver Production...what goes on in the boys dorms after dark...starring Remus Lupin...Sirius Black...and Samantha Lane...Directed by Bronte...Edited by Bronte.
The movie continued to the next scene, where Remus and Sirius were hard out snogging. Neither Lee or Jordan were completely there that night, and sent curious glances Remus and Sirius' way but seeing them cuddled up to their girlfriends, under the red and gold blankets that were draped over them, they discarded their earlier suspicion of them being gay.
"James sodding Potter! WHY IS EDEN STILL PINK!" Aleisha shouted from up in the girls dormitory.
"Er..I asked Sirius to do it..so if it is not done it is Sirius' fault, blame it all on Sirius." James muttered back, knowing that Sirius was going to kill him once he came back to life after Aleisha had killed him, really, he should stop blaming everything on him.
It was after dinner and the nine of them were sitting by the fire, some reading cough Moony and Sam cough others copying the readers notes cough Sirius cough and others were listening in on James complain about a certain red head and how she can't see that he loves her. "Remmy darling!"
"Sirius, I will not write out the homework for you just so you can go to the kitchens!" Remus shouted, still reading his book.
"Pweeze Remmy." Sirius said, giving him his puppy dog eyes.
"God, Sam always said Bronte was the man in your relationship, I never believed her until now." Remus said, slamming his book shut. He wasn't really in a bad mood, he just liked seeing Sirius scared. (OK that sounds evil...oO) "But that is what Sam says if she wants to suck up to you!" Sirius whinnied, not at all happy that he would have to do the homework himself.
"Yes, but Sam is a girl and my girlfriend!" Remus said, hopping to get the subject off him.
"Guy's, they have decided to make the ball a karaoke! And it's next week! Bronnie, dear, will you go with me to the ball." Sirius said walking over from the notice board, bowing down to Bronte as if she was a queen. (A/N Bronte..a queen..that'll be the day, that's why this is a fan fiction)
"Hmmm, no, I'm sorry, I'm going with someone else." Bronte said sarcastically. "Of course! Me being your girlfriend that goes without saying. God, you take things to seriously." Bronte said, stifling a laugh at Sirius' hurt expression. Sirius nudged Lee, making it seem that this was all planed.
"Oh, right, Jordan, would you do me the honor of going to the ball with me?" He said hastily and then nudged Chad.
"Oh, right, um...Georgia will you..gave, give.." Chad said, reading of his hand and peering at the writing on it, that was in Sirius' messy scrawl.
"It says go..! Just say 'will you go with me to the ball and get it over with!" Sirius said, shaking his head.
"Why of course I will go to the ball with you Sirius, but didn't you just ask Bronte, not thinking of standing her up are you?" Chad said, pretending to pucker up so he could give him a kiss.
"Sirius, this the third thing that has happened that points towards the fact that you aren't all that straight. Number 1: Kissing Remus. Number 2: Asking Chad to the dance and number 3: hmm. number 3, oh yeah, wearing a dress in third year." James said getting out the video camera that Bronte had used to video tape Remus and Sirius.
"You wore a dress! Which one?" Bronte said, she had gone from really to surprised to curious. Sirius disappeared for a moment up into the boys dorm and came back with a short red revealing dress, that sparkled when he swished it against himself.
"OMG, can I have that dress, I could wear it to the ball. Pweeze can I have it, how the hell did you fit in that." Bronte rambled at the sight of the dress.
"Um.. yeah..sure." Sirius said cautiously, surprised that Bronte was focusing more on the dress rather than the story behind it.
"Why did you wear a dress." Sam said. 'Thought too soon.' Sirius thought. There was a rather embarrassing story behind it, one that he did not want to tell.
"Um..you see, I can't really remember, Moony, you tell the story." Sirius lied. Remus gave him an odd look but told the story none the less.
"It was our last week of term and it was just after the last quidditch match, Slytherin vs Gryfindoor." Remus started.
"Gryfindoor won of course." James interrupted, bragging about how wonderful he is at quidditch.
"I'm telling the story!" Remus said, causing James to go quiet and mutter a quiet apologize, Remus was probably the only one who could keep Sirius and James in line, including McGonigall, Sirius had a small fetish of calling her 'Minnie' whenever he got a detention, which just makes her double them.
"Anyway, Gryfindoor had won the quidditch cup and, as expected, we had a party to celebrate. Getting to the point, Sirius and James had a squabble about who was more handsome and there was no way I would judge it. So, Sirius said that he could make any boy fall in love with him in a week, so they made an unbreakable vow that Sirius would go a week as a girl, to try and make a boy fall in love with him."
"I was drunk!" Sirius and James shouted, "And we wouldn't have done it if Moony had just told us who was more handsome."
"Hey, there is no way I would tell you that, the one that I said was would have teased me about it for weeks, yelling from the teachers table saying I was gay and thought that you were handsome." Remus replied, obviously upset that they had interrupted his fantastic retelling of the story. "Remmy, you know me to well." Sirius said, thumping him on the back.