Me: I'm sorry everybody!
Drew: Now, readers, you may be wondering what the apology is for. Well, it's for--
Ash: Something special!
Brock: Magical!
Max: Entertaining!
May: Awesome and Critical!
Everybody(but me): And we won't tell til you finish reading this last filler before the show is back up!
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May had not come back from running just yet. It had been 3 weeks and yet se kept on running. The show got postponed for the last few weeks just so May could make her return. Whilst her disapearance, Ash, Misty, and Drew had been thinking a lot lately. Ash had been thinking long and hard, harder than anyone! You wanna know on what? ON HOMEWORK! Misty had been thinking more along the lines of love. So had Drew. Max was at Brock's house, trying to unstickify Brock from his couch. So far, Brock had smashed his TV and his Kitchen in anger from the postponement of the show and poor Max had to stay there, unable to sleep from all the crazy smashings at night. Misty had been thinking about Ash, May, and Drew. Ash had been on her mind for the last week or so. Since Ash was so busy with his homework,Pikachu was always with Misty. Drew wasn't actually thinking about any particular person. In fact this is what was on his mind at the moment:
DREW'S THOUGHTS
The landscape looked at exactly like the pokemon world that he stood in, except pokemon ran around wearing clothes and had utilities with technology that of humans. Humans ran around too, but not as anyone would plan. Humans ran around like wild pokemon, trying to escape the evil wrath of the people catching pokemon.They were called the People trainers. When a pokemon began its first understanding of its life, it could go to the pokemon ward down the meadow where it could become a people trainer. The pokemon was givin a special capsule called a Personball. This was used to capture the humans so that they could beat the living crud out of each other in what they called People battles. There were police officer pokemon such as growlithe, spinarak, mightyena, and more. As well as nurses like chansey and thieves like koffings and sneasel. In this world, Drew was walking in the tall grass of the meadow, searching for something to snack on. In his little fantasy, he was the rarest personmon ever to walk the planet. He was about as hard to catch as a persistent Arcanine, and we all know how hard it is to catch one of those. Anyway, he was walkin down the meadow when a pikachu appears. This pikachu was known to be the world's greatest person trainer ever and could catch any pokemon in the blink of an eye. Apparently it had been looking for him. The pikachu pulled out a personball and threw it at Drew. Drew jumped to the side and dodged it before he could get caught. He use his extremespeed attack, which is just him running really really fast. He manages to escape the pikachu, but gets caught by some rookie trainer that was behind him. The flygon rejoices as it had just caught the hardest pokemon ever to roam the world. Just then the pikachu appears and challenges the flygon to a battle. The flygon sent out his Drew and the pikachu sent out his Ash Ketchum. The two battle it out with flygon starting. Drew was ordered to use the punch attack. He hit Ash in the face with utmost power and KO'd Ash, only to find Ash come back up. But then he dies again and the battle ends. Then the thoughts get cut off.
END THOUGHTS
Anywho, Drew was sitting around catching pokemon while continuing his little "Pokemon Personmon world" in his little mind. Misty however, was thinking about who she should pair anyone else off with. She was probably the only one doing this since Drew is off in his own little world and Ash has no mind. She had found several couples but decided on a few major ones(the ones she picks are ones I support more often than others. Not so say I don't like the others just don't like em as much). These were her results from thinking:
Ash/May
Ash/Misty
Misty/Ash
Misty/Drew
Misty/Brock
Brock/Misty
Brock/May
May/Ash
May/Brock
May/Drew
Drew/Misty
Drew/May
And these were her main ones:
Drew/May
Ash/Misty
Brock/Someone
The Brock one, she decided, would take its course in nature on its own. This way many would be happy, including herself. Although, Drew seemed a bit sophisticated to be with May. So Misty decided to find out by seeing Drew right now. She walked down the road, only to find Drew sitting there against a tree sleeping with a pokeball sitting next to his hand. Misty saw him sleeping so she decided to wake him the best she could without disturbing him. Now, for those who don't know, this task is extremely hard. In fact the hardest. WITHOUT disturbing them but waking them. But Misty knew how to do this no sweat. She pulled out...DUN DUN DUN!!! THE MALLET OF MALICIOUS DOOM!!! She thwammed him on the head as hard as she could, only to find before her a very angry coordinator.
"I'm sorry! That was the only way to wake you without disturbance...hehe.." Misty apologized. Drew seemed about as angry as a ninetales that just had all nine tails stepped on.
"YOU CALL THAT NO DISTURBANCE?????!!!!!! THAT WAS EXTREME DISTURBANCE!!!!" Drew shouted. Misty backed away a few feet. Then she went serious. She stopped in her tracks and placed her hand in front of her, motioning him to stop in his tracks. So he did.
"Wait!"
"What are you bothering me for anyway?"
"I'm about to tell you."
"Fire away."
"Okay. I've decided that everybody needs a partner."
"A partn--" but Drew was cut off.
"Talk now, questions later. Now, everybody needs a partner. So I already paired everyone up to what I think are cute couples. And well, I sorta put you with...uh..." Misty just couldn't bear to tell him that he was with a girl who has been and still is, running around the planet. And she was absolutely clueless too!
"Don't tell me. I got stuck with May didn't I?" Drew commented. He had an expressionless face,unless you count that little I'm-so-bored-leave-me-alone face. Misty looked dumbfounded.
"Um..yeah. How'd you know?"
"I'm psychic."
"Sure, whatever! Anyway, are you ok with that?" Misty thought this was easier than it sounded.
"Okay?! How the hell is that okay?! I'm stuck with a clueless person who is currently traveling the world looking for a partner!" Misty sweatdropped.
"Yeah I know but you two just look so cute together!" Misty squealed. Now it was Drew's turn to sweatdrop.
"So...basically you implied that we looked good together and that's why you paired me with that lunatic?"
"Yeah...pretty much."
"Well I should have the honor of pairing you with someone."
"Fine. Go ahead. You'll never find out who will trigger me!"
"Hm...Ash."
"Huh?"
"Ash. I choose to pair you off with Ash Ketchum." That's when Drew noticed that Misty had shown just that little slightest tinge of pink on her cheeks after he said that he had paired Misty off with Ash. He pretended not to notice but decided to make mental note of it in his mind. And so Drew walked away while Misty stood there from shock.
"Better prepare cause tomorrow we have to air the show. I heard May got tired of looking and ended up pooped at the studio. See ya" Drew waved as he walked away with a small smirk on his face. Now he had blackmail against someone who usually had blackmail against others.
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Everyone: You wanna know now?
Everyone(except me): WE NEVER KNEW WHY!!!!!
Me: Geez! I said sorry cause I didn't update for awhile and also because I was being a bit harsh with 5 reviews every chapter.Instead I'll have it at 3 so I should have 9 reviews before next chapter. Also, To those who keep asking me, I support Contestshipping and Kantoshipping more often than others, but I also kinda like Waterflowershipping,Egoshipping, and on rare occasions Advanceshipping. Clear things up for ya? Ok!