Fear me when I'm quiet, not when I am loud. Okay maybe I lied. I own a computer with Internet access and a ton of other junk. BUT THAT IS ALL.

Twisted and Forgotten

Chapter Five: Loose Lips

So? Why the Hell am I her babysitter? Why me? WHY ME? WHY? WHY WHY WHY? SHE'S A FRICKEN KILLER! SHE DOESN'T NEED A CARETAKER! SHE NEED'S AN ARMY! SHE A DAMMIT MENTAL WARD PATIENT!

Shuuhei was fuming inside. Why? Because he had found out that there is a killer on the loose and he was responsible for her. And what's worse is that she's most likely as pissed as Hell. Which is a bad thing if you didn't know. And what made it even worse was the fact that he had to find her and she was nowhere to be found.She could be killing someone right now this very minute!

And as he turned the corner he accidentally hit someone. Automatically he muttered an apology.

"What for? Finding out how to ruin my life again?" Shuuhei looked up to find that he had unintentionally found the person he was looking for. Just when he was about to say something she turned away and stalked off. "Forget it. Everything you say would pretty much be a lie because isn't that what life is? Some big chess game where someone moves the pieces? And when you think you're the king are you really or are you just a pawn?"

"That was a great emo speech. Except I'm not lying when I say this… All pawns can become queens. You just have to try. Now before you go on some long diatribe on how I'm such a smart ass please just try and not kill or harm anyone."

"What do you mean emo—And I am too trying! And… ARRGH! You've messed up my way of thinking!"

"Good that was the point."

WHAM! "Well you got to give me credit for trying…" She told Shuuhei who was clasping his now bleeding nose. She walked off.

XxXxX

"I'm not even gonna ask about what happened this time." Reigo informed Shuuhei as he poked, no jabbed him with a very long pair of pincers.

"Well you could give me a tad more information on her! Maybe you wouldn't see me as much if you did!"

"Hmmm really? In that case… HERE!" Reigo dragged a heavy stack of folders and pushed them outside with Shuuhei.

"Ungrateful little…"

XxXxX

As Shuuhei opened the first folder he saw something that caught his eye. "Hmmm… interesting…"

Anjyl Komicana Company: Seventh

Zanpaku-to: Akumakaijin (Demon Ash)

Age: 16 in human years

He went on reading about her picking up on her background information.

Background: Anjyl Komicana is fearsome fighter but tends to forget her zanpaku-to and is almost never seen with it. She calls it dead weight. She mainly focuses on speed and has already achieved Bankai. She came to Sereitei due to the fact of her large amount of spiritual energy.

So basically she's not dead…

Her father was the great Magnar Ibarra (Zankoku na Arashi) whose files were destroyed in the fire. Her mother was Saralee Thorn (Suzame Zoge), dearly departed, both supposedly assassinated by Anjyl.

Ibarra… where have I heard that name?

She also has one brother, Reigo Ibarra (Kemono no Tora), who is currently serving in the fourth company. Komamura (Ten Ken), Eighth captain, is her distant uncle. Others in her family are either unimportant or unknown.

Wow… who would have known?

She has mastered kido quite quickly and has brought it up to a higher level due to her disability. She cannot stand in direct sunlight for too long. She has been able to beckon shadows to her call making her a formidable opponent.

… I'm kinda scared… No wonder no one wants to get her pissed…

Two years ago she disappeared for two months. Oddly enough when she came back three shinigami of the eleventh company were hung on a tower at the same time. The subject also supposedly assassinated them.

She has only one major fear and it is to arrancar.

Shuuhei stopped reading at this point as he saw that there was no point on reading on since the rest of the files probably said just as much. Or perhaps it was just her criminal record?

If it is I don't want to know…

XxXxX

"I don't… I don't think I'll make it this time…" Anjyl looked at her brother.

"Ha hah. Very funny. Of course you'll make it! Considering that was just my cooking you ate! You always do."

"No… I'm dying… I think it was something I ate…"

"Well face it at least you're not puk—" Reigo stopped short as he watched his sibling run out of the room looking green.

When Anjyl emerged still looking a tad green Reigo just laughed sheepishly. "I guess I spoke too soon…heh…"

"SHADDAP!" Anjyl glared at him furiously. "Anyways why didn't you accept the promotion?"

Reigo smiled back at her. "Why didn't you accept your promotion?" His grin widened as he saw that Anjyl was about to explode with negative energy. "I just love being your older brother…" He raised a hand as he saw Anjyl readying herself for a punch. "By the way, how are things going with Shuuhei?"

"HE'S A STINKIN TARD!"

"Um…ok? Care to explain further?"

"He and Komamura tai-chou are both turd nuggets. End of story."

"I don't think so… Does he suspect?"

"Suspect what? That I'm a Talamourian? Oh don't worry no one suspects you… You're lucky… no one's trailing behind you now are they?"

"Look no one would be following you if you weren't so violent anyways please expand."

"Look… Your stupid uncle has a loose lip and has told my babysitter half of what I am!"

"Oh… erm… That's kinda awkward…"

"NO YOU THINK? Awkward my ass!"

"Erm…"

"BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ME!"

"So-o how's your little experiment going?" Reigo desperately tried to change the subject.

"It's failing. I still can't stand the direct heat of the sun and I'm always so cold…"

"One day Anjyl… One day we won't be cursed any more… but for now…" Reigo jabbed a needle into the back of the Hellcat's neck.

"…YOU FILTHY LITTLE TRAITOR!"

XxXxX

Shuuhei decided that if there was something called foolishness then it would look like him. Why did he just run around Sereitei trying to figure out how he could find an arrancar?

Stupid much?

"ARRGH IT BURNS! THE WATER IT BURNS!"

"THEY'RE JUST FREAKING EYE DROPS KID! HOLD THE FRIG STILL!"

"EYE DROPS ARE FOR EYES NOT ARMS!"

Shuuhei decided to investigate. After all those two voices sounded mighty familiar.

Sure enough on the scene was Anjyl and…

"Zaraki?" Shuuhei poked his head out around the corner.

The eleventh captain looked up and exchanged greetings with Shuuhei when he was suddenly tackled down. He immediately threw her off.

"C'mon kid you've got to have more fight then that? God I can't believe I was supposed to be your successor. Show me some power!" The now blood thirsty captain stared into the dust when-

"You want power?" An arm flew out with enough force to break Zaraki's neck. And then three knives flew at their intended target.

But Zaraki just stood there. "I know your specialty Komicana." He called out in the rubble. "Illusions won't do you any good." The knives went right through Zaraki. "Let me guess. You learn that from your brother?"

"No." A barrage of blades flew at Zaraki. "But this I did!"

Shuuhei saw that some knives this time were real. Thinking it was an illusion would be fatal. "Zaraki!"

Too late. The man wasn't there but the blood was.

"Ha ha ha… I wouldn't expect any less from the leader of the assassin corps." Zaraki stumbled out with blood spurting from various wounds.

Assassin corps?

"Hey Shuuhei! Do me a favor and get these eye drops in her eyes." Zaraki started ripping out the paper-thin knifes from his chest. "Yachiru! Hold her down."

He tossed a small vial filled with opaque red liquid to Shuuhei. Yachiru leapt from one of the higher rooftops.

"OH MY GOD! I DON'T NEED FREAKIN EYE DROPS! JUST BECAUSE I STABBED MYSELF IN THE EYE WITH A KNIFE DOESN'T MEAN A THING! I MEAN GOD WHO- you know what… I don't even care anymore." She sat down and watched the idiots progress below.

Yachiru started to whack the older girl with her zanpaku-to while giggling. Anjyl calmly stood up again with vein throbbing in her forehead and drew out a slender sickle like blade. "Shriek Akumakaijin…"

The blade quickly became a giant scythe and the two metal cuffs on her wrists started forming curved blades on the side.

"Now. If you want to back away slowly you can do so right now."

I never thought about this before but her hands seem very… thin… Perhaps she was anorexic before she came here? According to files she'll harm anyone who as much as flirts with her. What a shame – WAITAMINUTE! What the hell am I thinking? Me. Her. ARRGH! MY BRAIN!

"No one? You sure? Okay. Well too late to back out now! Wait… Are you feeling alright splatter face?" Anjyl and Yachiru peered over to see Shuuhei clutching his head.

No! No! What I mean is that it's a shame that she doesn't have a boyfriend or a husband to keep her under control. Yeah. That's it.

"Are. You. Oh. Kay?" A pair of gold eyes popped right into Shuuhei's vision.

He just stood there staring right back at her. "Could you not do that? There is something called personal space you know."

"Maybe he's PMS'ing Kenny…" Yachiru's childish voice echoed through the laughter of Anjyl.

"PM… S?" Zaraki looked very… confused. Shuuhei knew what they were talking about and he didn't want to join in their oh so wonderful conversation.

And then it just… it just… just happened.

Yachiru was just walking explaining to Kenny what Nanao had explained to her. And Anjyl was still in his face laughing.

"You're quite attractive when you smile." It just slipped out. And now Shuuhei knew he was in for quite a beating from this when-

Yachiru pushed him from behind and somehow they ended up locking lips.

Now it was Zaraki laughing.

Shit.

Now Shuuhei was expecting a very certain death.

Double shit.

"Am I glad I have Akumakaijin out…" Anjyl had a look of utmost bloodlust frozen on her face.

Freaking shit of the gods.