/…/ – Indicates thoughts

A/N: Italics represent my muse Angie (angel!harry). Bold represent my muse Stan (devil!harry). (Their like Harry's little on-the-shoulder angel!harry and devil!harry personality guys and they narrate some of the story)

Chapter 3: "Operation Seduce Ron into Admitting he's Gay" AKA… Op: S.R.I.A.H.G.

Harry had a plan. Not a very constructive plan, mind you, but a plan nonetheless. It went like this:

1. Seduce Ron into admitting he's gay.

2. Once he does that, hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.

'It's brilliant!' Harry thought as he reread his "two-point plan" aka "Operation Seduce Ron into Admitting he's Gay" aka Op: S.R.I.A.H.G. 'Well its not the best of titles, but hey, I came up with it in like five seconds!'

Harry was walking up the stairs to the dormitory, where he knew that Ron would be…alone. Yes, that was part of Harry's "Pre-plan" Plan. He had told Seamus of his plan and Seamus being…Seamus, was ecstatic. He immediately set to figuring out a way to get Ron alone in the dorms so Harry could put his plan to work. Harry would be forever in his debt. But he couldn't think about that now as he was at the door to the dorms. Inside he could hear Ron rummaging around. 'Maybe he's naked...' Harry's thoughts quickly turned to images of naked Ron in various…positions. Biting back a groan Harry attempted to adjust his trousers to fit his growing arousal.

Harry didn't even bother to knock, but went right in. and he was rewarded with a shriek (manly shriek of course…)

"Ah! Harry, wh-what are you doing he-here, now!?" Ron, who had been doing "things" before the door opened, had quickly rolled off the bed and covered himself with a blanket to hide his naked body.

"Oh, hey Ron…something wrong?" Harry smiled his not-so-innocent smile and walked slowly closer to the side of the bed his friend was currently hiding behind.

"N-no…I'm fine H-Harry…just, erm, c-could you turn around or something?" Ron's voice was shaky and laced with uncertainty as he looked at Harry pleadingly.

'It's working…' (And devil!harry and Angel!harry make an appearance!) "Yes…yes! It's working! He's cracking! Hehehe!" "Omigod! This is ridiculous, Harry! Why don't you just ask nicely. And then if he isn't gay then at least the rejection will be nicer…/sigh/ oh well…not much I can do now, seeing as he has all the control over you!" /Cue the evil cackle from devil!harry!/

Harry tried to play innocence, really he did, but he couldn't help the innuendo falling from his mouth, "Why Ron? I mean we're best mates, and I've already seen you naked so many times."

A smirk graced Harry's face. "Having a spot of trouble, Ron? Maybe I could help…" his eyes glinted mischievously as he spoke. He continued his way towards Ron, who squeaked most girlishly. Despite how he was acting, Harry could see that Ron was aroused. He could see the desire in the redhead's eyes. By now Harry had sat next to Ron, and was scooting closer still.

Suddenly Ron lunged at Harry and crushed their lips together in a passionate kiss. "What are you doing you ponce?! You can't just let him dominate you like that! What about the plan, the operation?!" "Just give it up Stan…he's totally enraptured in his fiery haired beauty. /sigh/" "Since when did you become such a romantic?"

While the muses were busy talking to each other, Ron had managed to strip Harry of his clothes and lay him on the bed. "Goodness knows what they'll be up to all night."

-TBC-