Disclaimer: I don't think I said this before, but I own nothing in this story, except it's plot.

Cloud tried to chase them, but it was no use. They were already on they're airship. There seemed to be no hope for Cloud to save Denzel.

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Meanwhile back on Earth Tifa was worried it has been what seemed like hours to her, that Denzel and Cloud left to go on a walk earlier. She went to see if they were coming, into the strange forest she went.

This is the last place Tifa saw Cloud and Denzel. In the forest she saw something in the corner of her eye. There was Cloud's I.D. She then saw a giant black hole.

"NO!" Tifa shouted into the hole.

She pointed and scolded at it. "Darn you, hole!" Tifa hurried to the others, but all she found was Cid.

"Cid, Cloud and Denzel have sucked into a black hole of nothingness!" Tifa said worried and wanted to save them for she loved them dearly.

"Dang, I hate it when that happens. Did you try yelling into the hole?"

"Yes."

"Then we have a crisis." Cid said getting ready to save them.

"This works out for me because I can have a test run on my new airship." Cid said with a chuckle.

Tifa led Cid to the black hole. "Here we are." Tifa said look down at it.

"Well, the hole a bit small don't you think?" Cid asked Tifa as they both starred at the hole.

"I guess. Let's go!" Tifa said with confidence.

"You can't go!" Cid said look at Tifa.

"Why not?" Tifa asked.

"You have to watch Marlene." Cid replied.

Cid then pushed Tifa out of the airship.

Tifa ran back to the house because she saw Marlene playing with Cloud's many swords, and Vincent's fully load gun.

"Here I go!" Cid shouted to himself.

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Tifa ran into the Seventh Heaven. "Marlene!"

"Now, you, Mrs. Pretty Princess, have a Swiss roll." Marlene playing with the swords and gun, to which she had dressed in her my size princess Barbie's clothing, and dripping with make-up from Tifa dresser.

Tifa in a complete panic ran into the child's room. "Marlene, What in the world are you doing?"

"Nothing." Marlene turned to the sword she had dubbed 'Mrs. Pretty Princess', and place a lone Swiss roll, on 'her' plate.

"It really looks like you're doing something." Tifa began to pick up Vincent's revolver, which had been falling out of it's chair.

"No! You can't take Vincenza Easter! She hasn't finished her tea yet! And you know how everyone in this family loves tea!"

"Hey, do you want to play blizball?" said a hyperactive blonde who was jumping up and down like a crazy duck.

"No thanks Mr. Big Tall and Crazy." Denzel said looking at a brightly colored dude.

"You should like it. Blizball is god. And we enjoy God." The man who had gravity defying hair, almost like Cloud's.

"No, thanks. And your hair is really ugly like you." Denzel replied smugly.

"Oh, burned, Wakka." Said another hyperactive person with red-ish blonde hair.

"Silence you idiots! The really question is why did your friend kill Lady Yuna?" Said a man in the comer of the room, as he slow walked toward the group.

"I don't know. Cloud is a bit crazy. Ok he extreme crazy." Denzel said to this weird group of people.

"Wait we are so rude, we never introduced our selves." Said the red-ish haired girl.

Suddenly, the airship began playing annoying background music. "I'm Rikku!" said the girl with red-ish hair.

"I'm Wakka!" The man with the tall hair said.

"I'm Auron…" said the man that was in the corner, he said emotionless. "I'm Lulu deal with it." A lady with belts everywhere said.

"Kimahri" Said a beast like thing.

And suddenly jumping out from behind Denzel, the really hyperactive dude jumped in front of Denzel and yelled. "And I'm Tidus! Woo-hoo! And I had sugar today! And last but not least Yu…. Wait never mind" Tidus said jumping still; He is almost a crazy as Cloud.

"Oh my God! I'm stuck with you idiots for the rest of time aren't I?" Auron turned to Tidus who was still jumping.

"Woo-Hoo! I'm here." Cid yelled through the steering wheel of the Shera.

"I hate this part. I have to find parking. Oh here good." Cid said as he parked the airship.

"Oh No!" a man in black furry coat, with fox fur trim and a beautiful ring round his neck.

"What? What I do?" Cid said poking his head out the window.

"You parked on Zell!" The man in the black coat said.

"Oh is that all." Cid said rolling his eyes and hoping out of the airship.

"Hey I'm Cid." Cid said to the man and some other girl beside him.

"Headmaster?" the man said bowing at his feet.

"Heck no!" Cid replied.

"So, Where the heck is this place?"

"Umm…"The man stood up from the ground and looked around.

"You know, that place with that tree, atmosphere, hemisphere, space, my girlfriend, my dorm room, Balamb, Zell, well not anymore, and you know a lot of stuff."

The girl stood up next to him.

"I'm Rinoa. And this is Squall. We can't seem to find our dog. His name is Angelo. Have you seen him by any chance?"

"No." Cid pulled a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, and placed it in his mouth.

"You want one?" Offering one to Squall.

"No." said Squall, this is what he is thinking. 'I say no to drugs. I like hotdogs.'

"How do I get to Spira?" Cid asked the two people. The two of them told Cid the way to go.

"Ok bye. My new BFF's." Cid said waving to Squall and Rinoa.

"Bye, buddy." They both said together. Cid started the airship and flew off.

Cloud had chased what he thought was the airship for sometime, when realized it was actually seagull. "This is going to suck." He mumbled.