BHK: BHK is actually Roxas XIII and is the main character in Destroy all Sack of Feelings !... He and the Organization are mistaken for communism in the USA.
Xemnas: Xemnas (aka Superior, Boss) is Roxas leader, he will supply Roxas with supplies and weapons throughout the story.
Heartless: Mysterious beigns that attack relentlessly. They have no Hearts.
Nobodys: ´´Nonexistent beigns´´ under Organization XIII´s control. Another powerful force, separate from the Heartless.
Organization XIII: An inscrutable black-coated organization that makes its appearance with Nobody underlings. As their name implies, they are comprised of 13 members, but when number VI disappear, they all went to look for him.
Kairi: She moved to Sora and Riku´s Island a few years ago with her twin sister Naminé, but for some reason she disappear one night without even saying good bye.
Naminé: Age 15. Shes Kairi´s twin sister and has blonde hair. Though she may appear delicate, she possesses a strong, unyielding will. Shes gonna be the girl that shows Roxas something he has never felt before, and for some reason, shes gonna feel the same.
Sora: A teenager that has his share of concern, but he manage to keep an upbeat attitude. He may seen simple-minded at times but he has a strong sense of justice. Chosen by the Keyblade, this 15 year-old boy has a cheerful disposition, and while a little naive, his sense of justice is extraordinary. He use to had crush on Kairi, but since she dissapear, he now has it in her twin sister Naminé.
Riku: Age 16. He may seem cool and collected for his age, but he is far from the quiet type, he is always curious about the unknown. He was also chose by the keyblade and as Sora, he used to have a crush on Kairi, but since she disappear, his replacement his Naminé.
Silhoutte: Silhoutte is a shadowy figure seen giving commands to the Chasers, not much is now about Silhoutte.
General Mickey: Chosen by the Keyblade General Mickey is the leader of the military, and will stop at nothing to make sure Roxas goes back to the Darkness in a body bag.
Mayor: The mayor holds great responsability, keeping the sacks of feelings (the humans) happy. The mayor will pop up in many towns, calming the sacks of feelings.
President Huffman: President Huffman is the President of the United States, he strongly oppose communism and nobody´s alike.
Bert Wither: Bert Whiter is a newscaster for the local radio station. The sacks of feeelings often listen and take advise from him.
Civilians: Average humans wander aimlessly around their town living a pointless life. A good source of ''Hearts'' for the Organization if nothing else.
Military: Smarter and more annoying that the average human, not to tough unless they attack in large numbers... and they will.
Police: Another pesky type of human, known to shoot before asking questions. Not the smarter sack of feelings, easy to control.
Chasers: Chasers agents come ready for Nobodys with many types of anti-nobody weaponry such as guns to fake keyblades (but still powerfuls ) with no keychains. Chasers carry more pure Hearts than most humans.
Powersuit Soldiers: Soldiers inside the powersuit are no longer susceptible to Roxas´ mind control, and is impossible to take out their Hearts. They also have a powerful arsenal at their control.
There it is... now that you know all the characters, I say its time we begin this great FanFic.
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The Castle That Never Was go to Destiny Islands and stay floating in the sky. All the members of the Organization XIII were there, well except Zexion number VI, then Xemnas decide to send Roxas to the Islands to investigate them, he gave him a headphone with a little microphone so they can communicate everytime they want to. Roxas hop on a ship ( similar to the one that Sora and Riku use in the battle with Xemnas ) and make his way to the Islands, when he arrive at one he land and get of ship. He land near a house in a place that looks like somekind of farm, a few meters in front of the house was a fence with some cows. Roxas was ecxited and a little bit nervous cause he has never seen a human before. He walk a little bit when a frequency came to his headphone.
''Superior to XIII, come in XIII. ''
''XIII here, how is the view from the safety of the Castle ? ''
''Very funny, let´s just said I´m glad am up here, and you´re down there (whispers) grummy little island... NOW THEN, to assure this attack run smoothly it is imperative we localize the dominat life form in this islands (pointing to a buch of cows) those lackteiring bowboys should be quite a candidate. ''
''Surely you don´t mean those pathetic feelings GAS BAGS be on the fence. ''
''Yes I´m afraid I do. ''
''But they are cover in nipples. ''
''NO NUMBER XIII ! ''
...Roxas walk to one of the cows.
''Attention Destiny Island creature, this Island is now part of the Organization XIII, as the matter of fact we wish to kidnap you for future investigations of the Heart for the Organization. the procedure would be painful and deathful, do you have any objection. ''
-MOOOUUUUU-
''Destiny Island creature, I´m agressing you, respond or be annihilate. ''
-MOOOUUUUU- the cow turn around and poop right in front of Roxas
-(Roxas really pissed off)''I don´t care how many stomaches you have, I don´t have time for this. ''
Roxas put his hands aside and summon his 2 keyblades Oathkepper and Oblivion and slash the cow in half, sudddenly he heard more moans of cows, he turn around and start slashing all of them.
''XIII, what do you think you´re doing ? ''
''Wouldn´t be more like, What have you done ? ''
''FOCUS. ''
''Hey Xemnas I... '' then the door of the house opens and a guy came out.
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''Mmhh, Martha, something tell me we are gonna have barbecue for dinner... wait a minute (the guy look at Roxas) that ain´t... (the guy yell) Holy Mother Of... Martha give me the shotgun. ''
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''Is that a person. ''
''Indeed number XIII. ''
''He don´t look so tough. ''
''ATTENTION, you do in fact has the power to take out peoples heart with your keybaldes, please make me the honor to... ''
''It will be a pleasure Superior. ''
With that Roxas run toward the guy, the guy shoot at Roxas, but he evade the shot, when he got close enough (A/n, remember he still has the Organization outfit) he jump and land behind him, when the guy turn around to Roxas he stuck the Oblivion keyblade in his chest, then he turn the Keyblade like if he was opening a locked door.
The guy fell into his knees, his heart came out of his body (A/n, you know like in the game), then the door of the house open again, this time a girl like the same age of the guy Roxas just kill came out.
''Come in Goerge, you gotta see this, they have a talking horse on the T.V, I´ve never seen... nothing... like... that (she stare at Roxas and then scream) Aaahhhh a Heartless, Aaahhh. '' (she ran back to the house)
-(a growling Roxas)'' I... am not... a Heartless. ''
... a frequency came to his headphone.
''Very well XIII, I must congatulate you, you did quite well for being your fisrt time. ''
-(whispers)''I can´t believe it. ''
''If you keep it that way then maybe... ''
''How dare she. ''
''Uh, XIII... are you listening to what I´m saying ? ''
''She call ME A HeartLESS ! ''
''Well technically, you ARE a Heart-Less ! ''
''What the... You too, Why ?! ''
''Look all I´m saying is you don´t have a Heart. ''
''And you neither Xemnas, so shut up. ''
-(shrugging)'' Yeah well, whatever, now I want you too... ''
''I´ll show her who the Heartless is ''(A/n, if you know what he meant) and Roxas begin to walk to the house.
''XIII, STOP AT ONCE. ''
''But I... ''
''Forget about her and do has you´re told, now go to town and investigate a little about these people. ''
-(scratching his teeth and whispering)'' One of this days surerior. ''
''What was that XIII ? ''
-(rolling his eyes)''Nothing Superior. '' and with that he begin to walk to the little town.
''Wait, XIII you should change your clothes. ''
''Why, whats wrong with my coat ? ''
''You want people to call you a Heartless again ? ''
''Ah, FINE, I´ll change it. '' with that he took out his coat just to reveal some more normal clothes (the ones from the game, A/n, can you imagine someone with those clothes walking on the streets in the real world, it would be strange, Right , if he´s clothes are weird, imagine someone with Sora´s clothes walking on the streets, that would be really weird. )
''Uh, XIII what are you doing ? ''
''Putting my Black/White rings, I always wear them when I wear this clothes. ''
-(Sigh)''Kids Today. ''
''Hey, I heard that... Done, see , they look cool right ? ''
''Whatever, just do as I told you. '' and with that he cut the frequency.
''Whoa, what is it with grown ups this days, I look good, SCRATCH that, I loooook real good. ''
With that he go to the little town of Destiny Islands and began to explore, he saw some people eating something that appear to be some meat with bread, guess what it was.'' They eat with there mouths, Ugh, I think I´m gonna be vilonetly ill. '' he keeps walking and in a corner he bumps with someone.
-(an angry Roxas)''What the... look were your going chocolate head. '' Roxas said to a kid who look was the same age as him, almost. He had brown chocolate hair, and deep blue eyes just like him.
''Dude, whats you problem blondie. ''
''You appear to be my problem, now get out of the way. ''
''Ok dude, just chill out. ''
''Sure, whatever. '' and Roxas walk away with his hands on his pockets.
''What a bizarre guy, yet he looks so familiar. '' and the other boy keep walking.
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''Whats that guy´s problem. ''
''XIII, come in XIII, do you copy me. ''
-(rolling his eyes)'' Yes Boss, I copy you, what now ? ''
''YOU HAVE TO COME QUICKLY TO YOUR SHIP, NOW, and HURRY.
''OK, Xemnas I´m going. '' Roxas run all the way to the outside of the little town, stoping in the house he was at the beggining.
-(asking for breath)''OK... Boss... I´m here. ''
''What took you so long ? ''
''Geez Xemnas, I dunno, maybe it was because I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND, you know running all the way to this spot wasn´t really easy. ''
''XIII, you do know you could just teleport here. ''
...Roxas stood silent for a while.
''CRAAAPPP. '' he shouted
''XIII, sometimes you strength surprise me, But sometimes, is your stupidity that surprise me. ''
''OK, I GET YOUR POINT, what do you want. ''
''Well I ... ''
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Suddenly a police car came close to Roxas ship (A/n, remember he didn´t get to the ship, he get AND stop at the house.) Then the girl Martha, you know who, Right, run to the police, 2 officers (cops.)
''Good Evening Miss.Turnispeed- an officer say- we got a call from you, saying that some pretty things were happening here. ''
''What is that ?- say the other officer pointing and getting close to Roxas´ ship- a new car ? ''
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''Number XIII, that sack of feelings is aware of your ship, if those pathetic lifeform get to put a finger in your Quantum De´Constructor, they could open a hole into space-time continuiting.''
-(A confuse Roxas)-
''OH, the Nobodity... Annihilate them XIII. ''
''Oh, now you want me to annihilate, what about that time when... ''
''JUST SHUT UP, AND DO WHAT YOU´RE TOLD. ''
''Fine man, what a mood. ''
With that he put his coat again, but this time he put his hood up, he summon he´s keyblades and run through were they were.
''Careful. '' say one of the officer trying to protect the girl, but he was stab in the chest with the Oathkepper Blade, he fell into his knees and stood there, then Roxas summon the Kingdom Key in his left hand and throw Oblivion to the other officer (the one that point at Roxas´ship ) also stabing him in the chest, Roxas only remain with the Kingdom Key on his left hand, he then look at the girl, he could see she was frightened, she fall on her butt to the ground, then Roxas told her...
''I guess I could spare your life. ''
''Just get away from me you freaking Heartless. ''
''On second though, I won´t. ''
...and with that he stab the Kingdom Key on the girl´s chest, Roxas then took the Kingdom Key, and turn it around the same way he did with the George guy, the Heart then came out of her body and float to the sky, then Roxas took out the Kingdom Key from her chest and disappear it, he begin to walk to the officers that were still on their knees and also was wondering, who the hell would be the smartass that decide to create a Big Key like a weapon, I mean seriously, who the hell, it doesn´t make sense, Uh, Am I wrong, when he make it to the first officer he say to him (A/n, they were kind of alive, I mean they don´t die until their hearts are out, right? )
''Guess who is next. ''
''Why are you doing this. ''
''Because you speak to the girl, and I kill everyone who has a relationship with her. ''
''But I bearly know her! ''
-(really happy)''Close enough. ''
...and with that he turns the Oathkepper blade to take out his heart. The heart floats to the sky, he took out his blade and disappear it, he begin to walk to the other officer, he (the officer) look at him with a death glare...
''You´ll... pay... for... this... .''- the officer say to Roxas between blood (you know, when someone talks and spit out blood at the same time).- ''To... serve... and... protect... thats... what... we do. ''
-(smiling) ''Thats what you did Sir. '' - and with that, Roxas turned Oblivion the same way the other Keyblades, letting the officer´s Heart out, taking out his Keyblade he disappear it.
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Then Roxas took out his hood, taking out a sigh really happy ''God I´m good, how good?, mmhhh, so good. '' Roxas turn around to his ship.
''You did well XIII. ''
''What the... How did you? ''- this time Xemnas was beside Roxas´ ship.
''How did you get here ?! ''
''I just teleport from the castle to here. ''
''Oh, OK... HEYYY !, how is it that you can teleport from the castle to here and I can´t, I have to use that stupid ship. ''
-(shrugging) ''I dunno... ask the guy who is writing this fanfic. ''
''To who? ''
''Never mind... how was it your tour around the Island, tell me about it, I wanna know. ''
''Whoa, wait... for what do you want me to came here in the first place. ''
''Cause I need you to get back to the castle. ''
''Why ?! ''
''VIII and XII are fighting again and you are the only one who can stop them. ''
''But... you are the Superior, you´re suppose to stop them, not me. ''
''I know, but I don´t wanna waste my time with them... ''
''But your wastening with me right Now! ''
''Is something wrong with that? ''
''YEAH !... well, no, on second though, no its not. ''
''Then its settle, lets go! ''
''Hey Xemnas, what was my others name again,... Sky?! ''
-(sigh)''Its Sora, I have tell you that like a thousand times. ''
''Yeah, well, its kind of hard to remember that name. ''
''Sure. ''
''Hey Boss, how is it that you could get such a cool name like Xemnas, while mine is just an anagram of Sora with an X on it, I mean because Xehanort doesn't sound to much like Xemnas. ''
''I don´t know, maybe you should ask to Tetsuya Nomura. ''
''To who? ''
''Nobody. ''
''What. ''
''No, I mean nothing, forget about it, OK. ''
''Oh, OK. ''
''Now, can we please go to the castle. ''
''Sure, besides, I´m hungry. ''
''Hows that even possible, if you don´t even have a stomach. ''
''Who cares, I´m hungry. ''
...and with that Xemnas disappear into a portal while Roxas hop on his ship and leave to the castle.
Then a blue car came out of some bushes, and then a teenager who appears to be like 16 years old that had long silver hair get out of the car ''Sora, did you see what I saw ''-Another boy (the sameone Roxas bump a few lines back) came out also of the car.
''You bet your sweet ass I did... what did you see? ''
''Two Heartless taking out the best two cops on the Island. ''
''Right, good, me too... Heartless, not Nobody´s. ''
''Don´t be a stef, you know what it means? ''
''Absolutly... what ? ''
''It means the paper is written on for once, get on the horn to Silhouette and General Mickey, we have the worst case on the Islands. ''
''You mean Naminé was right... I don´t believe it. ''
''Believe it, Zexion was just the beggining, the attack is on. ''
End/Fin... of chapter two
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Now I have some information I want to share:
1.- I want to thank to D-man133 for beign the first one to put me on his favorite list.
2.-For those who wonder when does Naminé is coming out, as I say a few lines back, she´s coming out in the next chapter.
3.-I need to thank my cousin David for helping me just in the beggining of this story.
4.-I already have all the chapters written in a notebook... so technically my story is complete, the PROBLEM is that each chapter is really long, and well, I´m kind of a lazy guy.
5.-I´m a Mexican... so technically I live in México, so sorry if theres some bad spellings.
6.-...and Finally here are all the chapters... they are 26, try and figure out what is going to happen by the title.
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1.-Intro !
2.-Destination Destiny Islands !
3.-Destiny Islands Women are Delicious !
4.-Roxas´ recess !
5.-Explaining Everything !
6.-Citizen Roxas !
7.-Nobody Pool Party !
8.-Televisions of Doom !
9.-Nobodys Stole My Heart Stem !
10.-This Island Suburbia !
11.-Teenage Zombies From Outer Space !
12.-South By Southwest !
13.-Foreign Correspondent !
14.-Suburb Of The Damned !
15.-Whatever Happen To Zexion Number VI ?
16.-The Mutant Menace !
17.-Duck and Cover !
18.-It´s A Wonderful Armageddon !
19.-Nobody Down ! ( you get the name of this chapter...Right ? )
20.-Mr. Roxas goes to Capitol City !
21.-Mickey VS The Nobodys !
22.-The Lone Gunman !
23.-The Nobody Filibuster !
24.-Shocking Developments !
25.-Attack of the 50ft President !
26.-Epilogue ?
... well those are all of them. I´ll try to update as soon as possible, oh and remember that reviews helps alot.
See you till next chapter. :