Dear Hisoka,
I know your nights are lonely and your days are dull (get a GIRL friend!), but there are things that one should not do no matter how bored they are. Such as you ask?
Well, for starters, getting uselessly drunk and calling ME, two; killing without getting paid and then leaving a mess, three; stalking my little brother and his green friend, and four; sticking your finger in the electrical outlet.
For my sake, please be nice enough to keep that one ounce of sanity you manage to keep hold on even if you do take some sort of sick pleasure in that tingly feeling you get in your "nether regions". Thing is, it does actually hurt you even if you can't feel it. Your brain will get screwed up even more than it already is (God Forbid!).
So, in closing, please don't kill yourself by jamming your finger in to your electrical outlet, because THIS assassin would feel humiliated if he got one-upped by a freaking wall.
Your's truly,
Illumi Z.
A/N: O.K. this was actually a science assaignment. We had to write a post card to someone about a "electrical saftery rule". I, of course, did Illumi to Hisoka Sorry so short! I'll try to write something longer once school gets out on the sixth of June. I'll be working long hours in the library and will have PLENTY of spare time when working at the desk on the slower days!!! Thanks for reading and tune in next time!