Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece. Our beloved Eiichiro Oda-sensei does. But I do own the Samurai Pirate Crew (Pyrate X, Katsu, Mel, Ryu, their swords, and the Crossroads), which you'll see later on.
Sin: Hey everyone! In case you haven't noticed, I'm ChibiMishaSan! So all I'm doing, pretty much, is reposting my past stories that I deleted, sadly, and redoing them as a regular story. But this was my very first fanfiction. :D If you were a past fan, I hope you like it, and if you're not, I hope you do too! So, like I always used to say, ON WITH THE STORY!
Lazzzy Days
By: Mischievous Sin
Chapter 1- Meet the Samurai Pirate Crew!
Nami rubbed her eyes while she sat up in her bed. She had just woken up a few minutes before and was ready to begin her day. Though she thought she was the only one awake, she had a whole lot coming. As she reached for the doorknob to head outside, the bedroom door flung open to show a handsome, lovesick blonde standing at the door with a bowl of fruit.
"Good morning Nami-chwaaaaaan," Sanji announced, hearts forming in his eyes as always.
"EH! SANJI? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT TIME IS IT?"
"Ummm," he started, checking his watch. "It's 3 o'clock in the morning, my lovely."
WHAM!
A huge, red bump appeared on Sanji's head, steam erupting for Nami's.
"SO YOU WERE GOING TO BURST INTO MY ROOM WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!"
Sanji rubbed the bump on his head.
"Well, you're always awake at this hour and I thought I'd go ahead of you for a change!"
"That's not the real reason, is it," Nami glared.
"Well, no, but in a sense, yes!"
Nami sighed.
"What's the really reason?"
Just then, a loud, childish voice sounded throughout the ship.
"HEY SANJI! DID YOU WAKE UP NAMI YET?"
"Well," Sanji said. "How about I show you?"
He handed her the bowl of fruit that he had been waiting to give to her and they headed out. They walked downstairs and into the kitchen to find Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and Robin awake in their… pajamas? Nami hadn't even realized that Sanji wasn't wearing his usual black suit. They must have just woken up as well.
"It's about time," Usopp stated.
"Yeah! What took you so long?" Luffy asked.
"Can it, crap-kid," Sanji glared in return.
Nami yawned and took a bite of her fruit.
"So," she began. "Why is everyone awake?"
"It's because—" Luffy began, but was quickly interrupted by Usopp.
"Wait, what about Zoro?"
"Pfft," Sanji remarked. "That cold-hearted, half-brained, green-haired, sword-flinging lunatic? Who needs 'im?
Just then, Zoro entered the room and began hitting Sanji on the head with his katana.
"Hmph," he started. "What about you, you swirled-eyebrowed, dumb-blonde, love-sick, bad cook?"
"Never insult my cooking, Seaweed Head!"
"Wanna fight, ero-brain!"
WHAM!
Nami sighed and walked away from a certain two boys whose heads grew a huge lump just then.
"Both of them are stupid," a small voice said.
"You are too," a younger voice laughed.
"What did you say!"
"Knock it off," a more mature voice growled.
WHAM!
Two loud yelps sounded from behind everyone. Three girls sat on the kitchen table. One was a small black haired girl who was wearing a striped green and white dress and a green bucket hat that had an "X" sewn on the front. The next girl was a bit older and taller than the other one. She wore a purple short-sleeved shirt with black shorts and sneakers. Her hair was in a high pony tail and was green, which reminded Nami of Zoro… The last one was as tall as Nami and was probably the same age as her. She had short, night-sky hair that was held back by a headband, and she wore an orange, white, and brown striped T-shirt with navy blue jeans and sandals.
"Hiya," the youngest girl smiled.
"Umm, h-hi," Nami stuttered in surprise. "Who are you three?"
"My name is Pyrate X, Captain of the Samurai Pirate Crew! Nice to meet you Miss, umm… You!"
"I'm Katsu," the second girl said. "Pleased to meet you."
"And I'm Mel Doharu," the last girl chipped in. "It is a pleasure to meet you."
"Nice to meet you all," Nami replied with a smile. "I'm guessing you already met everyone here. I'm Nami, and this is Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, and Robin."
"Nice to meet you all."
Just then, Sanji took Mel's hand and began to speak his love gibberish.
"It is nice to meet you as well, oh light of the sea, oh mermaid of the---"
WHAM!
"You really have to stop doing that Sanji," Nami growled, veins beginning to pop.
"Yes Nami-chwan!"
"Stupid love-sick puppy," Zoro commented.
"So he's love-sick! So what! Can you really blame him?" Katsu remarked.
"Who the hell are you?"
Katsu glared at Zoro in annoyance.
"I already introduced myself, didn't I? Besides, if you want some information from someone, you should introduce yourself, right?"
"Hmm," he thought. "You're right, you're right. I am Roronoa Zoro. And you are?"
Katsu stopped and began to stare at him strangely. Zoro, losing patience rather quickly, glared back.
"D-d-did you say Roronoa?" She finally asked.
"Yes. Roronoa Zoro. Now tell me who you are."
"I… I'm… Roronoa Katsu."
Luffy gasped while the others stared.
"NO FAIR, ZORO! YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD A SISTER!"
Even though Luffy continued to complain like the childish guy he is, Katsu and Zoro were too stunned to pay attention to him. That's when Mel cut in.
"Well, that was a weird reunion."
"Yeah," Pyrate X agreed. "No hugs or anything?"
"I'll give Mel-chwan a hug" (Sin: Just guess who that is. XD)
"Umm," Mel chuckled nervously while backing away slowly. "I'll pass."
A few minutes passed and everything started to become a little calmer than it was, though Zoro and Katsu are still pretty stunned and won't even look at each other for reasons unknown.
"So," Usopp said. "You're just a crew of 3?"
"Nope! There's still one more who is on our ship. Her name is Ryu!" Pyrate X chirped.
"I see. And how old are you all?"
"Well, I'm 9. Katsu's 13, Mel's 19, and Ryu's 17."
Just then, they all heard a loud boom followed by fast footsteps heading towards the door. The door flung open and a girl with long red hair stood at the door panting heavily. She was wearing a long, pink skirt and a white tank top.
"Oh! Ryu! We were just talking about you!" Pyrate X grinned.
"I know. I sneezed, but just so you know, there's marine scout ships coming this way."
"How many?"
"I think 3."
She nodded and turned to Luffy.
"We'll handle it," she said as she began to run off.
The girls ran out of the ship and onto the deck. Their ship was sailing on the side of the Going Merry. On the side of the ship, there were bold silver letters that shown clearly: Crossroads.
After boarding their ship, the girls sailed off to the marine ships, which quickly surrounded them. Each girl, except for Ryu, chose a ship and boarded it, ready to attack.
(Ship 1: Mel Doharu)
Mel looked around, counting the marines that had surrounded her the second she got on the ship.
"Hmm," she said. "Only 5 of you are here? Too easy…"
Then, she noticed more men come up from below decks.
"Ohh, more like 50. Though, it's still too easy…"
Unsheathing her sword, she looked at the marines with a glare. In seconds, she was behind all of them, sheathing her sword. She turned around and watched them fall at once.
"Way too easy," she mumbled, walking back over to the Crossroads. "Dang, I want a chocolate milkshake right about now…"
(Ship 2: Roronoa Katsu)
"Hehehe, you guys look so funny," Katsu laughed.
The marines on the ship were running around in circles, trying to put the fire on their ship out. Katsu continued laughing. When they finally put the fire out, Katsu slashed her two blades at the air and watched the marine's eyes pop out as fire engulfed the ship's deck again.
"Hahahaha!"
"Katsu," Mel called from the Crossroads. "Cut the crap and let's get moving."
"Feh, fine," Katsu grunted, standing up. "Hurry up and attack me already so I can leave."
The Marines looked at each other, nodded, and began to attack. They were immediately slashed and burnt by a certain pirate's blades. When they were all down, she sheathed her swords. She laughed again and left for the Crossroads.
(Ship 3: Pyrate X)
"Muahahahaha! Fear me, idiots! I, Pyrate X, Captain of the Samurai Pirate Crew, will defeat you easily! Muahahahahaha!"
"Surrender now, pirate," a marine shouted.
Pyrate X sighed.
"Why do they always say that when they know it won't work?"
She sighed again and unsheathed her three swords, placing each in her hands and mouth. She looked like a miniature Zoro, if you take away the hair, dress, and the fact she's a girl… In one move, the marines were taken down. When she was down, she sheathed her swords and walked over to the Crossroads.
"Pfft, what idiots…"
As soon as she stepped foot on her ship, the pirates sailed back over to the Going Merry. There, the Mugiwara Pirates waited on deck for them to return.
"SUGOOOOIIIII!" Luffy shouted once they arrived. "YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!"
"Of course we are," Pyrate X bragged. "We're the Sumari Pirate Crew! What'd you expect?"
"So," Zoro cut in. "You guys use different amounts of swords, right?"
Pyrate X nodded.
"I use Santo-Ryu," she said.
"I use Nito-Ryu," Katsu replied. "My swords are the fireblades. There are tiny ridges on the side that, if moved fast enough, make friction against the wind and make fire."
"And I use Itto-Ryu," Mel said. "My blade is the Dragon Blade, a sword that can cut pretty much anything the wielder desires."
"We try our best not to totally kill our enemies, but disable them at the least," Pyrate X said. "By the way…
WHAM!
"KATSU, YOU NEARLY BURNT YOUR SHIP TO A CRISP!"
"YEAH RIGHT! YOU---"
Pyrate X stopped and turned her head to face a certain reindeer.
"I-is that a reindeer?"
Chopper blinked.
"K-k-k-k-KAWAII!"
In an instant, Chopper was being hugged to death, and everyone else just stared and sweatdropped.
"Yeah, umm," Mel stuttered. "I'm not even going to bother asking why you have a reindeer on your ship."
"Uhh, it's 3 o'clock in the morning," Ryu yawned. "Before I go to bed, do you want me to tie the ships together so they won't drift away from each other?"
"YEAH!" Luffy shouted in joy. "I'll get the rope!"
And with that, Luffy ran off. He didn't get far when Sanji noticed he was going into the kitchen instead.
"CRAP-KID, YOU BETTER STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN!"
And with that, Sanji when running after Luffy who was running out of the kitchen with sausage links. The others stared and sweatdropped again. Ryu smacked her forehead.
"That kid's not really your Captain, is he?"
"You have no idea," Robin laughed.
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Sin: Well, Chapter 1 of the redone Lazzzy Dayz is complete! Please review if you read all the way down here. XD Arigato and ja ne! I'm off to listen to "Sayaendou"! Later!
P.S.- Count how many "WHAM!"s there are in this story. XD I wanna know if you read it. lmao