(((I don't own Twilight… But the little voice in my head keeps telling m I want too… stupid know-it-all voice.)))

Angela.

Angela is my Emmett-sitter.

They choose a HUMAN to be my Emmett-sitter.

Not just any human, no they had to choose one that DIDN'T know what we are.

MY UN-LIFE IS OVER!!!

I can't do anything any more!!!

Wait yes I can. I am a vampire, she is a human. I can over power her, then do whatever I want to.

She will be too scared to tell me not to.

THEY WILL PAY FOR GIVING ME AN EMMET-SITTER!!!!

Today is the first day that I have to be Emmett-sat. I am so-o bored. I think I will go do something before Angela gets here.

What should I do?

I know, go to Wal-Mart and clog the toilet used kiddy toys.

"Don't even think about it Emmett!" Edward, Bella and Alive yelled, at the same time, which was creepy. How did Bella know.

"Emmett, we know what happens when you get that look on your face. So don't think about that," oh, Bella is in my doorway.

"What cha doing here, Bells? I thought Edward didn't want you near me because he's afraid I would do something stupid and hurt you."

"He only thinks that way when you give him reason to, and I am here to keep you company until Angela gets here."

"Thanks, Bells," I ruffle her hair, "I don't mean to get you hurt, honestly."

"I know, Em, believe me, I know."

"Emmett your babysitter is here!" Esme shouted.

Bells and I walk down stairs, well I walked, soon as we got out of my room I had picked her up so she wouldn't trip.

"Hey Angela."

"Hey Bella, when is Emmett carrying you?"

"You need to ask him, I don't know."

"Emmett, why are you carrying Bella?"

"Because we were talking in my room when Esme called, and I didn't want her to trip down the steps, Edward would kill me if I let that happen."

"I doubt that your brother would kill you if Bella had a clumsy moment."

"Actually, I might. Now give me my girlfriend, Emmett," I hand her over. See, not a new scratch on he. I think when I see him start checking her over, making sure that she wasn't hurt.

"I'm fine, Edward. I am not hurt in anyway shape or form."

"Is he always this overprotective?" Angela whisper-asked me.

"Yeah, if she is out of his sight for a few minutes he is making sure she didn't hurt herself someway."

"Oh, he must really love her."

"He does, as she him."

"Okay… you want to go to the park?"

"Yeah!"

"Okay, can we take your car? Mine is getting low on gas…"

"Of Course!" We walk into the car-house. Really, the cars have a two-story house, it's kind of weird.

"Why are we at this house Emmett?"

"It's the car-house. We have too many cars for it to be one story. Up stairs are special, motorcycles, and for Rose to tinker with the cars, and the first floor is for everyday cars."

"How many cars do you have?"

"Uh, not enough, Edward is planning on buying one for Bells to use."

"He's allowed to do that?"

"Yeah, why not? It's not like we are going to run out of money anytime soon. That's what we are always telling Bells, but she still doesn't like s to spend money on her."

"Yeah," she said, "which car are we going to take?"

"This Jeep," she seemed a bit afraid of it, but I let that go, "which park are we going to?"

(((DUN, DUN, DUN)))