A/N: Yay! I got New Moon: Special Edition and I love the temporary tattoos! Anyway, this chapter is fille. And all the information I just randomized….. K? K…

Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight, I would never be making second rate fan fictions.

"What now?!" I yelled into the phone.

"How are you, Edward?" Victoria cooed, "Having fun?"

"With you," I snarled, "Never!"

I heard her tisking in the phone, "Well, we have to change that. Let's play a fun game called 'How well do you know Bella?'" What was she up to? "I ask you 7 question about Bella, and if you get the question right, nothing will happen. But, if you don't…well, lets just say you want to get four wrong." I gulped. "And I even have Bella here with me." I froze. This can't be happening. This is just a nightmare. "Are you ready?"

By now, my whole family had come down from upstairs and was looking at me strangely. Edward, Alice asked me in her mind, What's wrong? If only you knew Alice. If only you knew.

I mouthed the words "go" and she seemed to take a hint. She looked at the rest of the family and nodded her head up the stairs. They all left, leaving me as before. I sat down on the loveseat before answering, "Yes."

Victoria giggled, "What is Bella's favorite food?"

"Spaghetti with Meat sauce." I answered without hesitation.

"Correct." I heard her growl, "Next question: How much did Bella weigh when she was born?"

Crud. I don't know. "7,3?"

"6,9." She replied. She was silent for a moment until I heard an ear shattering scream. Bella!!

"Next question…" Victoria started.

"What are you doing to my Bella?!" I yelled into the phone.

"Why!" Victoria stated. "The punishment for the wrong answer. I sharply inhaled.

"Now, next question: What day did Bella arrive in Forks?"

I thought for a moment before answering, "Sunday."

"Correct," she grumbled, "Next question: What is Bella's weight before all of this happened?"

I thought again and answered, "100."

"99." She replied. Please, give grace. A louder scream erupted from the phone. A monster. That what she was.

"Four down." Victoria giggled, "Three to go." I loathed the sound of her giggle. "Next question: When Bella was young, did she have braces?"

I smirked, "Yes."

I almost could see her anger. "Next question: What month did Bella's grandmother die?"

Damn. She never told me about actual dates, "I don't know."

"Pity." Another scream rang in my ear, tearing at my heart.

"Last question, dear Edward." Victoria stated. "If you get this wrong, game over for Bella." She let out a shrill laughter while I froze. What did she mean game over for Bella? Does that mean… NO! I have to answer this right.

"In what color did Bella claim was her favorite color in Arizona?"

I froze. She never told me. I was going to lose. I didn't know. That was when I heard Alice's thoughts. It's blue, Edward. The answer is blue. Ocean Blue.

"Blue." I blurted in the phone. It was quiet for a moment until I heard Victoria scream.

"You've think you've won," She yelled, "Well let's see how you last when it's your turn, or even your precious mother, Esme's turn." And with that she ended the call.

I let out a sigh of relief. Thank you, Alice. I own you one.

All of a sudden, a ring at our door bell alerted us to the present.