Hides away from angry people

Damn, I've been gone for a long time. I hope there is some love out there for me still.

Disclaimer: I don't own Gravitation because if I did… Shuichi would be punk-Goth and Yuki and Shu would be doin' it on every surface on the house.

Warning: I cuss without knowing it… my bad!!

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New and Improved

Chapter Ten (Took me long enough ducks from tomatoes)

After Tohma got done attempting to strangle Shuichi and answer Ryuichi horrifying questions on sex they decided to sit down and eat some food in the ketchin. This was a really bad idea because Shuichi and Ryuichi had band together as an unstoppable force… to cook dinner.

"Um, Shuichi, what the hell is in this… soup?" Yuki cringed horrified at the water like material that he guessed was soup.

"You're such a joker Yuki!" Ryuichi laughed insanely, "We all know that, that's Shuichi's amazing beef burritos with mustard and pickles."

Everyone slowly pushed away their "beef burritos" except for Tohma who was way too polite for his own good. The crowd stared in pure amazement as he lifted the spoon to his mouth and slowly stuck the gray, wobbling creature into his mouth. As if timed stopped the noise went dead and all focus was on Tohma. He chewed once… then twice…

"Shindou-san, is there glass in here?" Tohma spoke slightly bleeding from the mouth. Every body gasped in horror as maniacal laughter erupted from Shuichi.

"Why yes Tohma, their just happens to be bits of my System of a Down CD in your yummy burrito SURPRISE!" Shuichi danced. And there you have it; Shuichi had finally parachuted off the deep end.

"Wow…" K spoke looking in his surprise food. "Hey, mines Korn! Accomplishment!"

Yuki sighed deeply and wondered what the hell he was doing here anyway. He looked over to see Ryuichi trying to poke Shuichi's butt; Shuichi was turned around oblivious to the pokage. Ryuichi looked up to see Yuki glaring evilly at him and he just couldn't resist… he did the power thrust. (aka humping motion with more force) Yuki stood up and got ready to punch Ryuichi in the face, but as if predicting Yuki's movements he grabbed the cake off the table. Yuki cursed himself, he couldn't punch Ryuichi now and risk destroying the only edible thing in the house.

"Hey wait," Ryuichi looked around, "Where are Hiro and Suguru?"

He began to walk into the living room in search for his lost friends but was stopped by Shuichi shaking his head solemnly.

"Ryuichi, going out there is suicide; if you go out there I can't guarantee you'll return in one peace." Shuichi explained. Ryuichi looked confuzzled, as did the rest of the gang. As if planned a loud moaning was heard and everyone nodded in understanding. They knew now… the horrors of Friday night.

"As you can see it's Friday night and at exactly 1:11 a.m. Funky Friday begins." Shuichi went on, "And you never, ever, want to screw with Freaky Friday."

"Why?" Tohma had to question.

"Because of what happened to Charlie." Shuichi said sorrowfully.

"Who's Charlie?"

"He was our next door neighbor. Good man. Good soul."

"We'll where is Charlie now?"

"Exactly."

Everyone looked towards the bedroom in complete mortification.

"They ate Charlie!?!" Ryuichi screamed.

"Sexually, yes they did Ryuichi… yes they did." Shuichi spoke epically.

"Wait, where did K go?" Yuki spoke while he looked around.

"SWEET JESUS IT'S UNSTOPPABLE!!" They heard K scream from the bedrooms. Ryuichi got up and tried to make a dash to help but Shuichi once again stopped him.

"It's too late for him. He'll be with Charlie now." Shuichi said his head downcast.

"And that is?" Tohma asked.

"Exactly." Shuichi muttered.

"Now everyone if you would like to make it out of here alive we just have to wait till 2: 22 a.m. when Funky Friday ends." Shuichi instructed and everyone nodded.

"In the mean time we can interrogate Tohma on where the hell my CD is?" Shuichi spoke evilly pulling out a knife. "Don't worry this is for cake not for me to chop off your balls and then tape them to your face."

"It should be here in about 2 days." Tohma spoke in a high voice, face pale. He watched Shuichi glare at him and hold up the knife. "I meant it will be here in the morning."

"Muhaha excellent," Shuichi laughed.

Suddenly, out of no where, K rolled into the kitchen bruised and bloody. He threw a grenade and hit the deck with both of his guns a blazing.

"What the hell was that horrible creature?!" K screamed curling up in the corner in fetal position. "In all of my years of battles and countless epic war across the nation, I have never seen anything that horrendous. It was beyond mortifying. I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of life"

"Funky Friday," Everyone spoke in unison. K nodded and curled tighter in a ball.

At exactly 2:22 a.m. as Shuichi predicted the moaning and the house shaking came to a stop. Everyone sighed a big sigh of relief and K uncurled himself slightly.

"Its okay guys, it's over, we've survived another Funky Friday." Shuichi cheered.

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Haha, Omg. I'm so sorry. I think the air might be secretly crack because I have no idea what's wrong with me.

My deepest deepest like… ocean deep apology.

I love you guy's and I hope you'll continue to read even though I write like I'm on crack.