Chapter 3

Joanne was slaving away in the kitchen the next morning, she felt so bad for Maureen, and guilty so she wanted to do anything and everything she could to make it up to her. Just as Joanne loaded up a plate full of pancakes she heard the bedroom door open. Peaking through the kitchen door Joanne saw and puffy eyed, sleepy Maureen take a seat at the kitchen table.

Joanne grabbed the plate of food and headed out of the kitchen. "Morning!" She chirped while placing the plate of pancakes in front of her.

Maureen only glared at Joanne, causing even more guilt to spread through out her body.

"Listen I'm sorry, I know what we all did was really harsh, so today I thought I'd make it up to you. I cleared my entire day so whatever you want to do today is fine by me. I even paid off my credit card, so we can go shopping, and you can buy whatever you want." Joanne said, and then smiled towards the pancakes. "And I thought we could start our day with a big breakfast!"

Maureen eyed the pancakes, and then looked back up towards Joanne. "I don't want pancakes."

Joanne frowned. "Um…okay, well I can make you some eggs…or waffles, or whatever else you want…"

Her smile then returned, as she walked over to Maureen and leaned down. "I also thought that maybe we could you know…Joanne said in a whisper before she began planting kisses down Maureen's neck.

Maureen sighed with happiness, her head titling to the side so she could expose more skin. But just as fast as her happiness returned, it left just as quickly and she jumped out of her chair and away from Joanne.

"No." Maureen said. "As horny as I am right now because we didn't get to have my kinky birthday sex last night, I will not let you win me back with sex. You forgot my birthday, and you're my girlfriend, I deserve much more then that!"

"I didn't forget your birthday, I got held up at the office." Joanne said.

Maureen's lips then turned into a pout. "But I'm your girlfriend…shouldn't my birthday be more important then work? I will never be able to turn twenty-seven ever again..."

Joanne's heart melted at those lips, and the sound of Maureen voice. "I know honeybear, I'm really sorry. So how about we pretend today is your birthday. We can do anything you want…I'll be your slave too! So I'll do anything you want, wherever you want."

Maureen crossed her arms. "Can you build a time machine so we can go back in time and celebrate my actual birthday?"

Joanne's face fell. "Come on Maureen…I'm trying here."

Maureen huffed. "Fine…you being my slave is a pretty good present. But you did get me something else right?"

"Of course I did." Joanne smiled. "But I'll give it to you later…"

"But I want it now." Maureen whined. "Come on Joanne you're my slave you have to give me it."

Joanne shook her head as she reentered the kitchen. "Nope that's one thing I'm not doing…sorry honeybear…"

Before Maureen could argue any more, there was a knock at the door.

"Can you get that?" Joanne called out as she prepared another kind of breakfast food the diva would hopefully want.

Maureen walked to the door and opened it, and then quickly closed it again at the sight of her friends.

"Maureen open up!" Collins shouted on the other side. "We're here to make it up to you."

"Please Maureen, I really have to pee!" Mimi begged.

"Did you bring me presents?" Maureen asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I'm going to leave you a present on your door if you don't let me in!" Mimi shouted in a squeaky voice.

"Okay, okay…" Maureen said as she pulled the door open again, where Mimi ran pass her and into the bathroom.

"I told her to go before we left, but does she listen nooo." Roger said.

"Presents?" Maureen asked with bright eyes.

Angel frowned. "We don't have any but-"

Maureen scowled. "First you forget my birthday, and now you have the nerve to show up here with out any presents?"

"Listen Mo…" Collins began.

"I don't want to talk to you." Maureen said as she turned her back to him. "My very own best friend, my flesh and blood, forgets my birthday. Why didn't you just kick me in the balls while you were at it?"

Roger snickered at the comment. "So it is true. You probably have some real big ones too don't yeah Mo."

"Where's Mimi to shut you up?" Mark asked with a glare.

"In here!" Mimi said with a mouth full of food. "You guys." She swallowed. "Joanne made pancakes!"

"She did!" Roger said as he ran towards the kitchen, Mark quickly behind him.

"Mo, sugar." Angel began as she placed a hand on her shoulder. "We organized a get together at The Life Café, just for you. Everyone is going, and there is going to be presents, and alcohol…"

"And weed." Collins chimed in, and then walked to the other side of Maureen so he could whisper in her ear. "I even found a women in rubber to show up…"

Maureen's ears perked up. "You did?"

Collins nodded. "Lets just say we ordered you a huge birthday cake, and something rubbery will be jumping out of it…"

Maureen couldn't contain the smile that was spreading on her lips. "Joanne is going to hate you…"

"I know." Collins chuckled. "Still mad?"

"Yeah." Maureen quickly said. "You all forgot my birthday, I felt like nobody cared about me, so maybe I'll forget about this party and not show up!"

"Come on Mo…where trying…" Collins begged.

"Fine…" Maureen said. "I'll go to your stupid party, but until then I'm still mad at you." Her eyes then focused on everyone else. "All of you!"

"I bet your mind will change after you get my present." Roger beamed as he ran for the door, and left the apartment for a few seconds. A second later her returned with a wrapped basket in his arms. "Here, from me to you."

Maureen eyed the rocker carefully, and then took the gift from him, and sat it down on the kitchen table so everyone could see.

"You got her a present with out me?" Mimi pouted. "We're supposed to be in this together…"

"Sorry Meems." Roger shrugged as he eyed the diva. "Open it!"

Carefully Maureen unwrapped the basket, her eyes peering inside. "Oh my god!" Maureen gasped. "I never seen so much porn in my life."

Joanne grimaced. "You got her porn!"

Roger nodded with excitement. "Yah huh! It's probably one of the best presents to get for the drama queen…besides a night full of sex."

Maureen dug around through the basket, her eyes lighting up with wonder. "I can't wait to look through and watch these!"

"I know hey." Roger said as he stood next to the diva and then pulled a magazine out. "Read this one…it's probably the best one in here…"

"Thank you for that Roger…" Joanne said in a non-thrilled tone, and then took the basket away from the two, and put it in the bedroom.

"You're welcome." Roger said.

"Good news!" Maureen said. "I'm only mad at five of you now!"

"I'm not on the list anymore?" Roger asked with hope.

"Not after that present." Maureen said and then pulled him in a hug, while the rest of the five watched with jealousy.

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I know this isn't my best...but...I needed to write something fun...