Chapter 7

Joanne watched anxiously as Mimi gave Maureen a lap dance, her foot tapping in anticipation, wishing the song would end soon. After what seemed like an hour to Joanne, and what seemed like two seconds for Maureen, the song ended, signaling for Mimi to stop.

"Happy Birthday!" Mimi cheered as she climbed off of Maureen, and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

"Thank you Mimi." Maureen grinned. "That was one of the best presents!"

"I knew you would like it." Mimi winked.

"Let's start drinking now!" Maureen cheered.

"Yes let's do that." Roger said as he walked over to the bar to grab some drinks.

Maureen sought out Joanne, while everyone else took their seats around the table. "Pookie? Come sit with me?"

Joanne sighed and made her way over to the table. Maureen stood up and let Joanne sit down first, and then sat comfortable on the lawyer's lap.

After everyone ate, Collins quickly stood up and ran to the bathroom, and then quickly ran back out with a present in his hands.

"My turn!" Collins said with a big grin as he handed the wrapped box to the diva.

"Ooo…" Maureen said with wide eyes as she snatched the present from Collins, and began tearing the wrapping away. "I've been looking forward to this one the most…"

Maureen carefully opened the box, her hand quickly digging in to pull out a bong. "Collins I love it…" she then reached back in to pull out a bag of weed. "You even supplied the ingredients to go along with it! Come give me a hug!" Maureen said while she spread open her arms.

"There is still more…" Collins grinned, knowing Maureen was going to enjoy the next one a lot.

Maureen's eyebrows rose with delight, her hand now reaching in to grab another item. "Two VIP passes to that new strip club!"

Joanne rolled her eyes, while Maureen squealed in glee. "How did you get these?"

"And why did you get them?" Joanne mumbled.

Collins shrugged. "Angel did a little sweet talking for me…"

"Thank you so much!" Maureen smiled, this time pulling her best friend into a huge hug. "Come over tomorrow, we can smoke that weed together…"

"Okay." Collins grinned once he pulled away. "I still have one more surprise for you…this one is from all of us."

"Right now?" Maureen asked with hope.

"Right now chica!" Angel cheered.

"Joe!" Roger yelled to the bartender. "We're ready for the big surprise!"

Joe nodded, and then walked around to the back. Maureen couldn't help but grin, as she waited for her surprise. Maureen's eye lit up when a huge, giant cake came rolling towards her.

"This is huge!" Maureen said with wonder, her arms now around Joanne's neck. "Pookie look how huge it is."

"I see it honeybear." Joanne smirked, while wrapping her arms around Maureen's waist.

Once the cake was closer Maureen stood up to examine the cake, just as she was about to touch it, the top popped open, and a woman in rubber jumped out.

"Happy Birthday!"

Maureen jumped back at first a little scared at the action, but a huge smile hit her lips when she took in the sight. "Holy shit…this is fucking awesome!"

"Zoom in on Maureen, whose smile has over taking her face." Mark chuckled, his camera zooming in and out on the diva's face.

Joanne sighed, but she was apart of this gift, so she couldn't really be upset. But just as she calmed down, the women in rubber reached out, pulling Maureen forward to place a giant kiss on her lip.

"Uh no!" Joanne said as she walked in between the two. "This was not part of the surprise."

"It's okay Pookie, it's just a present." Maureen said while placing a kiss on Joanne's cheek. "Thank you guys! I love it."

"Am I off the list now?" Collins asked with puppy dog eyes.

Maureen threw her arms around the taller man. "Oh yeah!"

"Can I give you my present now?" Joanne asked.

"Uh hell yeah!" Maureen said while grabbing Joanne by the arm to drag her back over to the table.

The woman in rubber followed hot on Maureen's heels, and once Maureen sat down, she began massaging the diva's back.

"Mmm…are you getting paid for this?" Maureen asked with a smirk.

"Nope." The Woman in Rubber replied while leaning down in her ear. "You know how I feel about you Maureen…I flirt with you all the time…"

"Joanne can my present from you be a threesome!" Maureen excitedly asked.

"No." Joanne replied with out hesitation.

"Okay…" Maureen sighed.

"Here is my present though." Joanne said with a smile, handing her a small envelope.

Maureen took it, and quickly ripped it open, pulling out a birthday card. She read it over with a smile on her face, and then opened it, the item inside causing her mouth to hang open.

"Holy shit…Joanne…" Maureen breathed.

"Do you like it?" Joanne asked with a grin.

"What is it!" Mimi asked curiously.

"Holy shit." The woman in rubber said when she took a glance. "Why am I flirting with you, I should be flirting with your girlfriend!"

"What is it?" Roger asked.

Before Maureen answered, she flung out of her chair, and jumped on Joanne, knocking them both to the ground.

Collins then walked over, picking up the card and what was inside to see what all the jaw dropping excitement was about.

"Holy shit Jo, this is like the best present ever, especially for Maureen who is definitely still a kid…" Collins said.

"What is it sweetie?" Angel asked while looping arms with Collins. "Wow, a seven day vacation in Disney World."

"Joanne out did us all." Mark said. "Maureen has been wanting to go ever since she heard about Disney World."

"Best present ever!" Maureen said while she leaned down to place kisses all over Joanne's face.

"Am I off the list now?" Joanne asked.

"Oh Pookie, you were the first one off the list." Maureen snickered.

"So you made me be your slave for no reason?"

Maureen nodded. "You enjoyed it though…"

"Maybe a little…" Joanne admitted.

"Can we go home now?" Maureen asked while nuzzling her neck. "I mean I know there is still more partying to be done, but I'm so in love with you right now, I just want to…I can't even describe what I want to do to you."

"Okay." Joanne said with a huge grin.

After a long kiss, the two finally stood up from the ground, and turned to face their friends.

"Thank you everyone so much, I loved everything!" Maureen said. "But now I'm going to go home and get lucky with my lady..."

"We're all forgiven though?" Roger asked.

Maureen nodded as she went around the group and hugged everyone. "Oh yeah…just try not to forget next year…actually forget all you want…you guys forgetting was better then you all remembering!"

After they said their goodbyes, Joanne and Maureen walked hand in hand down the sidewalk.

"Pookie?" Maureen asked breaking the comforting silence. "Did you buy those Disney tickets for my real birthday? Or did you buy them to make it up to me, for feeling guilty."

"I bought them for your real birthday." Joanne answered honestly. "I was going to have them laying out on your pillow after dinner…but then the whole working late thing, and you getting pissed off at everyone didn't exactly let me go through with my plans..."

Maureen stopped them, and pushed Joanne up against the wall, pressing her body against the lawyer. "Best present I have ever received in all the years I've been alive. I feel like I have to repay you."

"You don't." Joanne said while wrapping her arms around Maureen's waist. "You being my girlfriend is enough. Waking up next to you everyday, is like an everyday birthday present."

Maureen leaned in, stealing an adoring kiss from the lawyer. "Let's get home pronto! I never wanted to have sex with someone so badly before."

"I'll take that as an I love you…" Joanne giggled as Maureen dragged her down the street. "Oh and Maureen…can you wear that outfit you bought from Victoria Secret?"

"Anything for you baby…" Maureen smiled, it may have been Maureen's "Special Day" but after what Joanne did, the diva was going to make sure she gave Joanne a "Special Night."

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