Ice: CHAPTER FOUR'D!
I'll try and stop my addiction to adding 'D to things…
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I LIED'D!
This is the strong bad chapter I'm talking about. You'll notice the death, if you're such a SB nerd as I am.
DISCLAIMER'D!-Naruto is owned by Kishimoto. And everything else is © to whoever.
P.S, only ONE chapter will not have a Naruto: Abridged reference.
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Pein looked at the newly transformed Naruto into his Nine-tails-stage. Pein was about to wet himself. The thing was about eighty feet taller than him, and much more lethal than a small human. He whimpered, and didn't comprehend how Blue wasn't so afraid.
"Oh dear god, what is that?!" He hid behind a tree, and pointed at the giant beast. He had a right to be afraid, dammit!
"Ever since Pokemon USA got the license, it hasn't been the same! They've had to put steroids in the Pokemon!" Pein looked over at Blue from the tree.
"Pokemon? Blue, this is Naruto. We use jutsu's to do our dirty work. Not small, but still lethal animals." Blue made an 'O' with her mouth.
"Oooh…but isn't that against animal rights?"
"They're anime characters, they don't have that." Blue lifted an eyebrow at the statment.
"Soo, basically, every anime ever doesn't make sense." Pein nodded.
"Uh, guys? Giant nine-tails here? I can kill you in an instant…" Blue turned to Naruto-Fox angrily. They were having an intelligent conversation, and he wasn't going to interrupt them.
"Don't interrupt us." Blue took out a small ball of red yarn, and threw it at Naruto. He went on his back, and played with it.
"Anyway, as I was saying, why doesn't anything make sense anymore?" Pein sighed, and answered.
"Eh, I don't know…anyway, let's just get out of here." Completely forgetting about their mission of
WORLD DOMINATION!!!!
They put some random medical syringe thing in Naruto, turning him back into an annoying, perverted Fifteen-year old. They started to leave, still forgetting their mission of
WORLD DOMINATION!!!!
"Alright, let's get back to the hideout." Pein said, following Blue back to their place. Naruto blinked, and looked at them, still on his back playing with the yarn.
"Hey…what just happened?" Naruto continued playing with the yarn ball.
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OFF PLOTLINE'D ONCE MORE!
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Tobi was dancing in a field of flowers. Cute adorable bunnies and deer herded him, along with blue birds and Disney-esque beavers. Tobi starting to sing a © song.
"I have confidence in sunshine!"
"I have confidence in rain!"
"I have confidence that spring will come again!"
"Besides what you will see, I have confidence in me!" The Good-Boy killer sang as he collapsed into the flowery field. The animals gathered around him, and he hugged them all.
"Tobi! Quit being happy! We're supposed to be cold-blooded killers, with no happiness whatsoever, un!" They sunshine sky went gray, the flowers wilted, and the animals hastily went into a different direction as soon as Deidara's voice was heard. Tobi sulked.
"But…that doesn't make any sense…Everyone's supposed to feel happy."
"Not us…or Organization XIII…but mostly us, un!"
"Deidara-senpai…that….doesn't make any sense…"
"We're Naruto; we're not supposed to make sense!" Tobi glumly stood up and walked back to their lair.
"Stupid no-sense manga..."
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"So uh…what do you want to do?" Pein pondered the question Blue had asked him.
"Play Halo?" She shook her head.
"Nah, I'm not up for that."
"Get on the internet?" Pein shivered.
"Ugh…as long as we don't find any yaoi…or PeinSaku."
"We blocked that site. Too many people were dying…and/or getting AIDS, Hepatitis, Syphilis, and The Ebola Virus."
"They were getting Ebola from DeviantArt? How is that possible?!"
"We're Naruto; we're not supposed to make sense!"
"Oh, right." He went over to their super special awesome gay computer.
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Tobi held his cards to his swirly orange mask, and sweated profusely. Deidara's eyes narrowed. They were having an intense card game. Deidara wiped the sweat from his brow, as he said;
"Got any nine's, un?"
"No, go fish." Deidara threw the table over.
"THAT'S A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT, UN! YOU'VE GOT NINES!" Tobi cowered.
"Al-alright! Here!" He shakily handed Deidara a Nine of Hearts, who took it gracefully.
"Thank you, un." Deidara picked up the table, as he and the traumatized Tobi continued playing.
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"TEEN GIRL SQUAD!" Pein blinked, and looked at Blue, who shrugged.
"CHEERLEADER!
SO AND SO!
WHAT'S-HER-FACE!
THE UGLY ONE!"
"Pein…this is weird…"
"At least it isn't yaoi…" She nodded, agreeing to the statment.
"Good point."
"I can't go to summer camp. JUDITH is making me work at shirt folding store…" Pein made an odd look.
"Shirt…folding…store?" 'Wow...that was a creative name.' He thought.
"That's creative…" Blue said, sarcastically.
"I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ring tone!" Pein gave an odd look when the other shops were called 'Pant folding store' and other.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? GET BACK TO WORK! A KID PUKED IN DRESSING ROOM THREE!" A poorly-drawn girl came out with magazine-cut-out hair and shoes.
"But it's my first day and I'm-."
"HERE'S YOUR NAMETAG, MARK, NOW GET TO MINIMUM WAGE-IN!" An astronaut came in to the scene.
"MEET A FIST!"
"-Chhc-She killed my dog-chhc-." Pein continued watching it.
"That had to be the weirdest thing I have ever seen." Blue said, and shivered slightly.
"Ditto. But it was funny."
"Well, yeah, but…it made less sense than our manga." Suddenly, they were attacked by another convenient plot twist that I just like to make.
Ka-MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!
Pein was killed by said Maniac in a Speedo. Blue went over to start giving him CPR again, but sighed, and didn't. He was killed, but not by her awesomeness or being suffocated by a horribly malfunctioning puppet. Can puppets even malfunction? Oh whatever...just go up to the heaven!scene.
"Eh…" Angel!Pein appeared.
"Well, that sucks…" God appeared.
"Wanna play Jenga ©?"
"HELL YES!"
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Ice: The N: A reference was kinda discreet. COOKIES IF YOU FIND IT!
There will actually be TWO Teen Girl Squad deaths. Again, cookies if you can find them.
Anyway, R&R, flames will be mocked. And you'll get a mention in the next chapter if you do flame! Yay you!