Ice: Oh…I'm going to be kinda mean to you in this chapter, PClaw. You are involved in the death.

THAT'S FOR NOT UPDATING IN A WHILE, DAMMIT!

Oh and there will be two deaths in this. One is Tobi's. Oh, and it's a TGS death. One of my favorite deaths. So Tobi dies. Sort of.

Disclaimer: -insert wit here- I don't own Naruto or anything else.

ALSO: This chapter will be shorter.

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"Tobi! Stop using my shampoo, un!" Deidara yelled at Tobi. He clocked the empty bottle at Tobi, who fell to the floor. Sasori took the other empty bottle from Deidara.

"Deidara! That's how we cause him to be bi-polar! And that's how we cause him brain damage! But mostly the bi-polar!" Sasori flicked the side of Deidara's head.

"Ow! Don't do that, un!" Deidara slapped Sasori.

"Ow! That hurt!" Sasori slapped Deidara. They eventually got into a complete-all out-slap fight.

Or, in other words, sissy fight. Itachi and Kisame came in, and stared at them.

"What…what's going on?" The newly revived Tobi stood up.

"I don't know…" Deidara and Sasori stopped, and caught their breath.

"Hey, Tobi! You're awake!" Sasori pointed out. Deidara ran quickly to Tobi, and was about to kill him, literally.

"Tobi! You used up all my shampoo and conditioner! I'm going to KILL YOU!" Deidara dangled him from the balcony.

DANGLED FROM AN AKATSUKI BALCONY'D!

They looked up at the disembodied voice.

"That's it?" Tobi said.

"Seems kinda lame, I mean, I wanted to hurt you…un."

No-I-uh…I mean…

AND THEN DROPPED FROM SAID AKATSUKI BALCONY'D!

"That's better!" Tobi shouted before he was dropped.

"Okay, now that that's out of the way…" Deidara wiped off his hands.

"Tobi's dead." They heard a ring from their doorbell.

"Alright, Alright, I'm coming…" Sasori answered the door, seeing the swirly-faced killer.

"Tobi! How are you alive?!"

"Remember when Sasuke practically cut through me and I survived? Yeah, this is nothing."

"Oooh…okay. Let's get on to the other death now."

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"No! Blue, I can't take it anymore!" Pein shoved his hands in front of her face. She sighed, irate.

"Take it like a man, Pein!"

"But it tastes funny!"

"Just do it!"

"AH! NO! NO MORE!" Blue twitched.

"THE DOCTOR SAID TO TAKE TWO SPOONFULS EACH DAY TO KEEP YOU INFECTIONS ALRIGHT! DAMMIT PEIN, JUST DO IT!"

"NO! YOU'L NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"

"PEIN, YOU'RE SUCK A BABY!" Pein ran into the other room. Blue stomped out of the room, throwing the medicine across to the wall.

"God…" Blue went into the kitchen to pour herself a martini.

"Why doesn't Deidara like me? I'm only a weird guy 99 percent of the time…" Tobi said, depressed.

"What are you the other One percent of the time?" Sasori asked.

"A leprechaun!" Sasori backed away very slowly.

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"Can someone hand me my laptop?" Pein yelled, as he sat in his big red comfy chair. A laptop was chucked at his head.

"Bastards…" He opened up his silver piece of awesome.

"Let's see…I want to read a KyoToruhe…alright!" He typed in FANFICTION on the URL bar. Alright, whatever." He looked up the Anime section on the website.

"What the fuck? Naruto?" He clicked on it. Clicking over a few thousand pages, he saw a story called 'Just another Day'.

Yes. You better update your story or else I will just keep burning you.

Over

And over

and over again.

"Oh, this guy hasn't updated since April! Cheap sell out…" Pein cringed.

And here comes the really, really rushed death.

Ka-LACK OF UPDATE'D!

"Zetsu! It's your turn!" Sasori yelled, as he came upon Pein's dead body.

"Alright, alright…" Zetsu dragged Pein's body outside.

"Damn story…" Sasori looked over at Deidara from reading the paper.

"So uh…Deidara, what are you raking in from taxes this year?"

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"Now," God said, "let's go to Nollie Williams for the heaven adopted pet of the week. Nollie?"

"WHO WANTS THIS DOG?!"

"Thank you Nollie."

"Oh come on…let me watch The Simpsons!" Pein tried wrestling the remote away from God.

"No! I'm watching Celebrity Death Match!

"Give me the damn remote!"

"Nollie-let me watch CDM, dammit- what do you think of this situation?"

"I SAW A FISH!"

"Thank you Nollie."

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Ice: Eh, short chapter. So sue me.

PHOENIX, you BETTER update your story soon!

Or I will knife you.

AND IT WILL BURN!

Yeah, I make no sense…

Anyway, R&R, flame for all I care.