Ice: Oh…oh this chapter's gonna be sweet.
Naruto Abridged reference? A bit…not there. But…whatever.
I swear to god, Pein dies in the best way ever. Or, at least, in my imagination.
Disclaimer: Owning Naruto would cause me to point and laugh at all of you…which, I do that anyway. But whatever. I don't own Naruto or anything else. BUT I WANT LOCO ROCO!
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"Pein, what are you doing?" Blue looked at her partner in question. He was drawing on a sketch pad. A pink, sketch pad. With flowers on it. And curly lettering. Blue almost had a seizure just looking at it.
"You look like a little girl." Pein slit his eye at her, but continued his drawings. Blue paced around him, trying to get a peek at his drawings.
"What are you drawing?"
"Stuff." She growled. He was like a teenager!
"If you don't tell me, I'm…I'm going to do something."
"What?" She paused. What was she going to do?
"Um…………"
"Precisely what I thought."
"…Dennis." He looked up.
"What?"
"Dennis. If you don't let me see your drawing, I will call you Dennis."
"…How will that affect me?"
"It won't. At first, but then you'll slowly start to wonder why I'd pick such a name, most likely going insane by the thought." Pein narrowed his eyes.
"No."
"Alright, Dennis. Then I'll just-."
Tobi and Deidara
"-Hey, what the crap? You cut me off! This better be important!" Blue yelled.
"YOU WIN THE PRIZE!" Tobi yelled at Deidara, who didn't seem fazed.
"And what is that, exactly, un?"
"You get to find my sock!" Deidara made eye contact with his IQ-less-than-100 teammate, but turned back to his book.
"Yeah, good for you. Go find it yourself, un."
"B-But…Deidara-Senpai…you remember what happened last time I tried to find something…" Deidara sighed.
"Tobi, you found it. There was no tragic past. Now go away, un!"
"B-But…Senpai…"
"Go bug Sasori!"
"Fine…"
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"Alright, now I'm going to-."
Sasori and Tobi
"SON OF A ----------------MIS--------------CA-----------BALONEY!" Blue swore loudly, all across the hideout.
"Holy Shitfuckbitchhoe! She's the perfect girl for me!" Hidan rushed into the other room, carrying a large bouquet of flowers he randomly spawned with his awesomeness.
Tobi and Sasori looked at the odd scene, before conversing again.
"Anyway, why do you expect me to help you find your, um, sock?"
"Because Deidara-senpai told me to come to you."
"That lazy bastard…fine, I'll help you." Begrudgingly, Sasori slouched after the skipping and/or prancing Tobi.
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"What the hell?" Blue pointed at the picture Pein drew in his sketch. It was her, but with a larger head, smaller and pudgier body, and adorably disgusting huge twinkly eyes.
"Dennis/Pein….what is this?"
"It's a Chibi."
"A what now?"
"Remember back in chapter…I think….chapter six, when Tobi was saying how he looked the best as a Chibi?"
"I think so."
"Well, I decided to draw all of us like that!" Blue twitched. And twitched again. And then again.
"Pein…I think I just contracted diabetes from how sugary-sweet this is. And there are only two other things that can cause that. Baby Animals and Loco Roco." Pein squealed.
"Then you like it?!" Her lip twitched.
"Yes I like it…but…you're evil, dammit! Burn some orphanages, push down fat people, scare the living tard out of and old person, or…hell, I don't know…ACTUALLY CATCH NARUTO INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY FROM THE NINE-TAILS LIKE A PUSSY!" Blue shouted.
"Geez Blue, calm down."
"CALM?! I AM CALM!" She shouted once more.
"Then why are you yelling?"
"I just say whatever out O powerful and sexy awesome overlord tells me to say."
"Um…what?"
"WQOWIRUWEFNSM FNWOQRIUEWOIRUEOWITUOIJKWJRLKCHEESEYPOOFS." Pein backed away from the malfunctioning Blue.
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Three Hours Later
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"Okay, Pein, first, you are evil. Need I remind you again? Repeat after me." He nodded.
"I am evil. I will always be evil, except if Naruto pulls that fancy crap on me. I tell ya, how does he do that? Let's see who he's converted…Tsunade, Zabuza, Hinata, Gaara, Neji; he tried with Sasuke, and does that little kid with the long scarf count? Jesus, Naruto is turning into a bit of a Mary-Sue…wait…crap…don't repeat that!"
"Well, I do have to agree with you-."
"OH GOD! OH JESUS NO!" Sasori, Tobi, and Deidara were effortlessly trying to fend off something.
"B-but! Let me in! My name is Saiyuri-Tori-Ulala-Pilates-Iku-Dai-Matsu-Sakiko-Usagi-Etsu! I am Pein's tru wuv! He knows me from my dark and tormenting past of tormentingness! And, I've also come to kill Blue."
"Why?" Tobi asked.
"BECAUSE SHE'S CANON! I have to kill her, because she's abusing Pein! In the bad way."
"Actually, if you don't count the bunny ears…" Blue shoved Pein out of the way.
"I'm not abusing him. At least, not in the bad way. Sure, I say some bad things to him once in a while, but that's for his own good." Blue glared at him, "Remember, evil thoughts."
"I know, I know! Shut up…"
"PEIN IS MINE!" Saiyuri pounced. But, she missed Blue, instead landing a death blow on Pein.
Ka-SUE'D!
I, I mean…uh…
Ka-Glomp'd?
Sure. Why not.
"OMG YOU BITCH!" Blue took out her mighty unknown weapon(s) of FEAR, and just freakin' destroyed and/or bitch slapped the hell out of Stupid M-Sue…I mean…Saiyuri.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH ME, BITCH!" Blue snarled, and everyone backed away.
ANGEL!PEIIIN!
Pein at God, who was beating him in Wii bowling.
"Oh come on! You have way more experience than I do!" Pein whined.
"Sucks to be you." Pein whined-like-Cartman.
"Mehhh! Meeeeehh! Meeeeeeehhh!" He stomped the ground and pouted.
"Yesss! You may rock at shooters, but I DOMINATE in Wii!"
"…Wanna play Guitar Hero 2?" Pein said randomly, getting out the super special awsome gay Guitar.
"FREAKIN' YEAH!"
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Ice: ME WANT GUITAR HERO.
ME WANT PLAY TROGDOR SONG.
That's enough Caveman talk now.
Oh, if any Die-hard N: A fans can find the reference, GOOD FOR YOU! –Nice Guy pose-
R&R please. AND PHOENIX! You are NOT Allowed to go on vacation until you finish your story!
Wait…you already are?
Well……….
You suck. I have to go BACK TO SCHOOL, while you go to the goddamn BEACH!
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Just for kicks, I'm going to recite the ENTIRE Trogdor song.
'TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
Trogdor was a man…well…he was a dragon man! Well…maybe he was just a dragon…but he was still TROGDOR!
TRO-.' Okay, that's enough of that now.