-1Title: Hinata's New Friend

By: Itsu Kouji

Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by, Not me.

Chapter One

The walls seemed to be vibrating from the obnoxious pounding of the music. Hinata was drowning her sorrows in the random bottles that her fellow ninja were passing out continuously; she was only on her third bottle and could no longer control her Byakugan, phasing in and out of the room, making her nauseas and dizzy. She could hear the annoying high pitched laugh of Ino, who was more or less trying to become the center of attention, Hinata sneered when she saw a tipsy Naruto stumble over there to enhance the stupidity of the room. …She wanted to be like that. Hinata quickly swung away from the crowd to stare through the wall to see if there was any comfort outside.

"Sasu...ke?" She slurred out, the ex-ninja was out on the balcony, most likely dragged here by Team 7 and possibly was forgotten within the silly excitement of underage drinking. Just like what her team did to her. She suddenly felt rebellious and grabbed as many battles she could carry, which was nearly four but she clumsily dropped one on the way over to the balcony. She could have sworn Kiba yelled out to her and she found herself more then willing to abandon her mission to wonder over to him for even just a second of attention but when she turned to look for him he already found someone else to harass.

With a rather desperate 'Humph' she continued on over to Sasuke. Hinata quickly noted that stairs are a drunken ninja's worst enemy, already seeing three of its victims suffering at the bottom. But Hinata was a smart ninja; she decided to climb up the side of the house to the balcony. "SaSuKe!" She cried out, leaping over the banister and succeeded in scaring a half drunken Sasuke to near tears.

The boy sliced his finger on a ninja star which pathetically missed the target; Hinata seemed oblivious to the attack. Sucking on his wound he gave her his best "grr" face but he feared it came out sloppy and pouty. "Damn it."

Hinata suddenly grew very nervous when he turned his attention to her, flinging the bottles of beer towards Sasuke. "I brought you something to drink." She stated, giving her best smile, "Naruto asked me too." She lied. Yes, Hinata likes to lie. She felt pleased by the surprised stare she received and even more proud when Sasuke accepted one of the half full bottles. No telling who Hinata stole that one from. Sasuke didn't seem to notice and went back to staring at the sky, not allowed to leave without his escort. One of the agreements for him to return to Konoha, Team 7 was to be constantly watching him and tonight was Naruto's night. Sadly, Naruto decided the little Uchiha wasn't worth his time. He should go kill something and make Naruto get in trouble for leaving the insane ex-ninja alone. Sasuke giggled at the idea but knew better then to try to stand up right now; he'd probably end up falling right off the freaking balcony.

"That was cute, Sasuke-kun." Hinata suddenly spoke up, blushing deeply. Sasuke gave her a bored look having already forgotten she was there. Double damn.

Hinata suddenly realized for the first time in her life someone was waiting for her to talk, her to talk and for the first time in her life she realized she had nothing to say. So, she chickened out and broke eye contact with Sasuke to pick at her shirt. Sasuke must have accepted her defeat… Hell no. Hinata scowled, she was not going to be defeated at socializing again. "SASUKE-KUN!!" She suddenly yelled, shocking herself and making the Uchiha jump. "Ummmm… I mean," She stared wide eyed at the equally wide eyed Sasuke, who got another ninja star stuck in his finger trying to fling it at Hinata. Sasuke is a very paranoid drunk. "I broke up with Kiba…." Go with it, keep going. "And now I think he's pretending I'm dead." She went back to looking down at her shirt. Sasuke was horribly confused at this point so he just let whatever hit his lips out.

"Kiba's a little bas-bastard, who probably has fleas." He grumbled out feeling better now that he got to insult the mangy mutt lover. Why was everyone in Konoha so easy to hate??

Hinata grimaced. "He does."

… Heh.

Hinata looked over at Sasuke with her usual sad eyes and continued. "But I really liked him, but he didn't like me. He always told everyone I was boring." She gave herself a moment to look ashamed, "He treated me more like a guy then a girlfriend. He was too rough with me."

Sasuke twitched, suddenly all too aware of where this was heading… and how could anyone confuse Hinata like a guy? She seemed like the most girlish..? girl around here. "He's a prick…?" Sasuke threw in, not wanting this to continue, yet just then realized that just by replying he was doomed.

Hinata nodded, gulping down the rest of her beer. "He just couldn't understand that my breasts are attached to me. It hurts when he squeezes so hard."

Sasuke tilted his head, suddenly picturing it… Egad. Sasuke shook his head violently. "…"

"Ah… you're a guy, you wouldn't understand." Hinata mumbled feeling a little better talking about this. Sasuke felt highly offended for some twisted reason. "I could understand if I wanted too." He defended himself.

Hinata didn't mean to offend Sasuke but she truly doubted he would be able to relate to such a thing, what man could?

"It's O-okay Sasuk-ke-kun, you don-" Hinata waved her hand to rid the air of a sudden burst of smog? No, that wasn't right. Sasuke was suddenly revealed, now clearly no longer a man. If this was a normal situation Hinata would have died from shock or became angry finding Sasuke's actions mocking her. But she was drunk and there for she couldn't help but giggle and blush at Sasuke's sweet unorthodox methods in trying to understand a woman's woes.

Sasuke was completely hammered and he was quite sure that bottle number three was laced with something he didn't care to think about. Either way, he was not going to let a girl question his abilities of understanding… things. Maybe he was more messed up then he previously thought.

Hinata gave him a timid smile before moving closer to him. Sasuke on the other hand tested the amount of pressure he could stand pressed on his new breasts.

Hinata pulled his hands off them, feeling awkward with Sasuke groping himself in front of her. "We would start making out and all w-would seem t-t-to be going well," She muttered trying to explained the situation out, now completely unsure how this even started but all she knew was that Sasuke wanted to understand so she was going to let him understand. "And then the next thing I knew," She shoved Sasuke on his back and proceeded to straddle him. "He would pounce me and not even let me move." She whined.

Sasuke gave her a hard glare for being topped so easily even through he was way to dizzy from the sudden rush to shove her off. Damn it to hell.

Sasuke let out a yelp when Hinata rather rambunctiously bent over and bit his neck, her hands pressed painfully down on his breast and he nearly let the Jutsu break from the sudden panic.

"See, that doesn't feel too good now, does it?" Hinata spoke, sitting back up, squeezing her thighs around Sasuke's mid section. She squeezed Sasuke's nipple painfully and Sasuke more or less gave out loud squeak. Why is she hurting me??! But Sasuke suddenly felt the sudden need to vomit, the alcohol finally catching up with him.

"I think… I'm gonna puke." Sasuke muttered and Hinata nodded.

"Yes! It is sickening, isn't it?" She whined out some more, gobbling down the last bottle they had. She then grabbed Sasuke's dainty shoulders pulling him up into a bone crushing hug and a chaste kiss.

Sasuke was quite sure if he opened his mouth bile would go everywhere, he paled even more and found his face in the crook of Hinata's neck, and she smelt of lilies, Sasuke found this odd. That's just not a Ninja smell.

"You're m-my only fr-friend, Sasuke-kun." She declared, weeping openly at her good fortune.

"HinATA???" Naruto and Sakura cried out.

"Hin-na-ata…" Sasuke whimpered, he needed the girl to let him go or he was seriously going to vomit all over her. Hinata stared up at the rest of team seven, the two noticeably shivered at Sasuke's 'sexy' whimper. Hinata subconsciously tightened her hold on Sasuke.

Oh gawd, Sasuke could feel the bile coming up his throat.

"Naruto-kun, S-sakura-chan-EEE!" Hinata eeped as Sasuke suddenly relieved the contents of his stomach all over the poor girl, which reeked of alcohol. He buried his face into Hinata's neck, completely humiliated and quite sure if he tried anything else he'd pass out. With a poof Sasuke lost the Jutsu, returning back to being a fully clothed male.

"Sasuke-kun!" Hinata started to panic, shaking the boy almost violently in hopes to get him to respond to her. "Please be alright!!"

Luckily, Sakura disconnected the two, pulling Sasuke to his feet even through she discovered quickly he wasn't going to bother standing on them, throwing all his weight on Sakura. The pink haired ninja didn't expect this and nearly dropped him. "Naruto!!"

Naruto suddenly snapped out of his trance and rushed over to grab a hold of Sasuke, pulling the boy into his arms to hold in a more comfortable way.

Hinata found herself steered over towards Kiba by Sakura, who softly explained that she'll have Kiba take the drunken girl home. Kiba looked startled when the usually mellow girl came stumbling over to him, he quickly caught her when she tripped. "Hinata-chan!" He cried when his ex-girlfriend suddenly shoved herself away from him and was quickly caught by Sakura.

"Be careful, Hina-chan." Sakura blinked at the girl and nearly dropped her when she meet Hinata's glare. "I don't want to go with him." She growled up at Sakura, before giving a Kiba a look of discontentment.

"Is she drunk?" Kiba asked looking much like the sky turned green. A little crowd started to form as Hinata decided that since Sakura insisted that Kiba bring her home on sharing why Kiba shouldn't bring her home with the pink haired ninja.

Once the horror was done Sakura and Ino dragged poor Hinata out of the house, only turning to glare at Kiba. Kiba left soon after without saying a word and promptly bawled himself to sleep that night.