Ice: GRFGWHEGEHRWIOI.
God. I finally get the idea for my story. And five minuets before I told myself I'm supposed to go to bed…DX
Ugh…Naruto Abridged reference? It's here. It's queer. It's used to it.
Everything © Kishimoto and their owners. And I still want Loco Roco. But I can't find my PSP charger.
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Pein's tongue stuck out as sweated profusely, moving his PSP left and right. Blue looked over at her odd team-mate, and slit her eyes. What was he doing? And why was he sweating? He couldn't be looking at kittens; he disliked downloading things to his PSP. She was about to say something, but Tobi decided he wanted to die today.
"HI!" Blue growled at him.
"…Tobi leik pie." Tobi said.
"Yes Tobi, we kno-OMG! I'M DEAD!" Blue gave a signal to Pein to act dead. Their eyes went to X's, and they held in their breath.
"-Le Gasp-Well…it looks like it's just me left…" Tobi paused before making a valiant pose.
"THAT MEANS IT'S MY TIME TO SHI-!" He was cut off by Deidara grabbing him and taking him to the other room. Blue and Pein started to breath again.
"WHAT?! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Tobi yelled to no avail.
"Okay, now that that's out of the way…" Blue got out her laptop, and started to type in random things on the internet.
"Okay, now to sort out the actual websites from the porn…" Blue made a shocked face. Something said 'Go Chickens! Copy & Paste this three times and get a free Chicken!'
"OH…MY…GOD…" Pein looked at her.
"What?"
"I CAN GET A FREE CHICKEN!" She hastily typed in 'GO CHICKENS!' into random places. Magically, a chicken appeared. Blue hugged it.
"I got a chicken! I'm gonna call you Clucky!" She hugged/choked/maimed Clucky. Pein looked at the odd scene.
"Weirdo…" He said, turning back to his game.
"Takes one to know one, bitch." She retaliated. He dropped his head.
"Awww…you suck!" Pein stomped the ground, but turned back to his game.
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Tobi and Deidara
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"Hey Deidara-senpai? You wanna play Marco-Polo with Itachi?" Deidara smiled deviously, rubbing his hands up together, which, was not a good idea. The hand's tongues met. Deidara twitched at his stupidness.
"Dammit, they made out again, un!" He sighed, and turned to Tobi, who had a sickeningly sweet chibi blush and pose.
"Yes Tobi! Now let's go, un!" Deidara flew off with his AWESOMENESS. Tobi just stood their in wonder…ment…
"Um…Senpai? What…"
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"Marco, un!" Deidara yelled, as Itachi stood there, veins popping out of his head.
"Deidara you bastard! Stop doing this!" He shook his head, not knowing Itachi couldn't see it.
"Nope! If you win…We'll be your slaves for a month, un!" Itachi raised his sunglass-covered eye.
"…alright. But you can't move!" Itachi yelled back.
"Alright, un! Now, let's get into position, my dimwitted friend!" Tobi paused before hitting himself with a hammer.
"Is Tobi a good boy, Senpai?" Deidara nodded, and Tobi beamed…ish…
"Yay!"
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"Alright Itachi, give us the forty dollars." Deidara held out his sleeve-covered hand, and Itachi grumbled as he paid up.
"You suck, you know that, right?" Deidara nodded.
"I may suck, but you suck balls, literally, un." Itachi growled.
"I can kill you, y'know!"
"If you can find me…un." Itachi tried attacking him, but failed, as he couldn't really see where he was going. So he ran into a wall.
Deidara handed twenty dollars to Tobi, who had given Kakuzu his twenty. He still had a debt to pay off.
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"Pein, what are you playing?"
"Something."
"You're not going to tell me, are you?"
"Something."
"Are you dying from cancer?"
"Something."
"…I hate you."
"Something."
"You're not getting any for a month."
"Someth-Wait! Damn!" He pouted.
"No, pouting will not get you anywhere. So just stop trying." He sighed.
"God…"
"Show me what you're playing." He sighed, and handed over the PSP.
"Loco Roco? Doesn't this cause diabetes?" Pein gave an odd look. Why did she keep saying that?
"There's no actual proof…"
"IT CAN CAUSE IT, DAMMIT! IT CAN AND IT WILL!"
"But-."
"LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALAL!" Blue shouted as she covered her ears.
"…you scare me."
"I know. It's because I'm a female. That' my job." Pein shriveled up and died a little.
"Ugh……will you stop with your conspiracy theories? They're usually wrong."
"Just you wait Pein…Just you wait…"
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One Week Later
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"BLUE! I HAVE DIABETES NOW!" Blue sighed, and looked up from her 'Make your man less girly for Dummies'.
"I told you!" Pein picked up his PSP, and apparently not learning anything, started to play Loco Roco.
Unfourtunatley, this is what will cause his downfall.
Or, his ninth downfall. Whatever.
Ka-LOCO ROCO'D!
"Ow! My spine!" He yelled, before dying painfully. Blue sighed.
"Sasori!" Sasori muttered profanities.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming…"
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Pein and God were having an all-out battle of who is better at DDR than the other. Pein was winning, but God could easily make a comeback.
"WINNER-PEIN!" Pein cheered in victory as God slumped.
"Ha! I win Old man! I am the MASTER of Love Love Shrine!"
"Yeah, but I can beat you in Butterfly!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Yu-huh!"
"Nu-!" Pein was hit in the head by god.
"I SAID YES, DAMMIT!"
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Ice: I give Christians a bad name…Which is good, since I'm not one:D
Anyway, one more chapter to go, and I'll update tomorrow. Or today…whatever!
R&R, flame plz.