hagi meets teh cat lady!
ONce apon a time there was this HAWT BOI named hagi, and he was like way hot! like seriously! ok so this fine piece of fangirlable goodness was at home watching the wonder years marathon on tv when he got hungry so he went to the kitchen and realized he was out of chips and dip.
"oh" is all hagi said cuz he doesnt talk much ya know? but like he totaly doesnt need to cuz his hawtness makes up for it, LyK ToTaLeH!!11!!
so like he was bummed but decided to go out and buy some chips, so he walked out of his apartment and like he walked out and he totally saw this cat, and the cat was all like "meow!" and cute and stuff, and hagi was like "cute cat" and he petted the cat and then like this lady opened up her window from like the second story and like she was like "here kitty kitty kitty" and she was in a robe and had like that green facemask stuff on that like women wear although i dont know why but whatever, and it turns out that cat belonged to the lady, and she had like a few cats on her shoulders and stuff.
and then she saw that hagi was there and she was like "he's hot" (lol, wrote hat... hahahahahahah HAGIS A HAT!! even funnier i wrote cat instead of hat! lol hagi's a cat) cant stop laughing
ahem so yeah she was like "hey! would you like to come up and have some tea" and like hagi is nice and chivalry and stuff so he couldnt pass her up plus like tea rocks yeah!
so then like hagi went up to her apartment and like she had TONS of cats, like they were everywhere and there was all this meowing and it smelled funny like a house full of cats. and like hagi was like "i want me chips" but he was totally thinking that cuz you know for hagi to say more then 3 words well thats just too hard for him, its not hagi's style yo!
so like the lady fixed tea and hagi sat down and like the lady was like "oh yes its nice to have some tea, i get so lonely but at least i got my cats to keep me company" and like hagi nodded and made a sort of "mm" sound, and like he sipped his tea. and then like afterwards he finished hagi said he had to go, and he walked out and was happy to be out of the cat lady's house and his clothing smelled of cats, so then he had to go back to his apartment and change his clothes so he did.
then like it turns out that the wonder years marathon was over and hagi was dissapointed because now he wont know if winery (or was it whitney?) decided to go with kevin during the finale or go to paris! but oh well, so hagi went to bed cuz he was tired but like he showered first and goes off into a moment picturing hagi showering... hmmm... and im back!
and that is how hagi met the catlady! THE END.