Dancing With The Dead

ok here is week 1. enjoy...R&R...srry im not writing much for an A/N...i gots a headache.

Brambleclaw's Babe


Week One:

Cha Cha or Rumba

The lights came on, and the theme played. The producer nodded at me to come on.

"Go ahead, Brackenfur," he said. I nodded, and walked onstage.

"Hello, and welcome to the first season of Dancing With The Dead!" I yowled. The crowd cheered. "Before we welcome our couples onstage, lets welcome our judges! The stunning, the feminine, the sweet as pie, Bluestar!" The crowd yowled as the beautiful blue-gray she-cat came out from backstage in a stunning v-neck pink dress, and pink open-toed shoes. "Next we have the critic, the evil, the has-a-colorful-vocabulary, Brokenstar!" There was some cheering from Blackstar, but the rest were a quite-a-few few boos. "Last but not least, we have the beautiful, the sweet, the all-american-kittypet(in a good way) , Princess!" she walked out in a pair of jeans, platform flip flops, a white spghetti-sleeved tanktop with a blue shrug. She sat down on the left side of Brokenstar, and Bluestar sat to Brokenstar's right.

"Now, lets welcome our couples!" I continued. "The great, the powerful, the couragous, the legendary leader Firestar himself, and his partner Spottedleaf, former medicine cat of ThunderClan." Firestar padded out in a black leather vest, and tight leather pants, making all the she-cats in the audience swoon, and start caterwauling. In my opinion, Spottedleaf was the hot one in this couple. She came out in a blue fringed bra and skirt set, similar to the one Leafpool wore on Warriors Got Talent. Spottedleaf stood by Firestar, and she reached for his paw. The toms in the audience began to give cat-calls, and one held up a sign that said Spottedleaf Is The Sexiest She-cat Alive.

"Our next pair," I yowled, before the audience got out of hand, "Is the loyal, the faithful, the give-him-one-glass-of-whine-and-hes-got-a-hangover Graystripe, and his lovely partener, Silverstream, former Warrior and Queen of RiverClan." Graystripe padded out in a pair of jeans, a white t-shirt, and a black leather jacket, winking at the she-cats in the audience. They began yowling. Silverstream walked out in a beautiful purple fringed skirt, and a purple fringed bra-type-top, similar to the one Spottedleaf was wearing.

"Next, we have The Beautiful, The sassy, the sweet, the rose-that-has-the-sharpest-tongue, Sandstorm! and her partener, Sootfur," I yowled. Sandstorm came out in a purple v-neck dress, and clear high-heal shoes. The the toms began caterwauling. Sootfur walked out in a black t-shirt, and tight leather pants, and of course dancing shoes. The she-cats began to swoon.

"Here up next we have the beautiful, the sweet, the quiet, the she-stole-Feathertail's-boyfriend Leafpool, and her partener, Whitestorm!" I yowled. Leafpool came onto stage in her red-fringed outfit from Warriors Got Talent, and Whitestorm entered in black leather pants, and a white t-shirt. She-cats and toms began to swoon. (The toms of course are swooning for Leafpool).

"Next we have the heartbroken, the black pelted warrior, the "Krow-man", the I-dated-leafpool-but-then-got-back-together-with-feathertail Crowfeather, and his partener Feathertail!" I yowled. Cheers arose in the crowd, and Crowfeather came out wearing all black, but the clothes he was wearing were tight. Feathertail came out in a black fringed skirt and bra combo like Leafpools.

"Next up is the once-evil, the great, the wonderful, the I-was-blind-until-I-kissed-Brindleface-again, Longtail, and his partener, Brindleface!" I yowled. Longtail came out in a white vest, and white-leather pants. Brindleface came out in a white one-long-sleeved one piece dress, and it came up to just below her hips, and it had silver designs in the middle. On her paws, she wore boots that came up to her knees.

"Next, we have the beautiful, the sweet, the talented, the I-hated-Tigerstar-but-now-i-think-he's-sexy Goldenflower, and her partener Tigerstar!" Goldenflower came out in a blue dress and blue boots just like Brindleface's dress and boots, and Tigerstar wore all black, a black leather shirt, and tight black leather pants. I introduced Leopardstar and Whiteclaw, Mistyfoot and Stonefur, Sorreltail and Runningwind, Brightheart and Swiftpaw, Whitepaw and Shrewpaw, Crag and Star, Brambleclaw and Willowpelt, and Squirrelflight and Darkstripe.

Brambleclaw's Babe: Wow, Brambleclaw, you're looking sexy tonight.

Squirrelflight: Back off, authoress, he's my man.

Brambleclaw's Babe: I wasn't hitting on him! GREAT STARCLAN! (even though I was hitting on him)

"First to dance tonight is Firestar and Spottedleaf. Lets take a look at our training session!" I mewed, and went to sit by Princess. The camera moved onto the screen.


Firestar walked into the practice room carrying a bottle of water. He wondered who his partener was going to be. He opened the door, and there, in the middle of the room, stood Spottedleaf.

"Spottedleaf?" he yowled.

"Firestar!" she squeaked. They hugged.

"How are you?" Firestar asked.

"I'm great, you?" asked Spottedleaf.

"Fine. Now, the dance we are going to do is called the Cha Cha," mewed Firestar.

"Ok," mewed Spottedleaf. Firestar began showing her the moves.

----------------------------One Week Later-----------------------------------------------------

Firestar and Spottedleaf took the final practice session, and then departed for the night.


The camera moved away from the screen, and on the stage were Firestar and Spottedleaf. They stood back to back, with thier paws joined. The music started. It was one of my personal favorites.

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, darlin you give love a bad name...

Firestar and Spottedleaf split apart, and the music began playing, and they began cha cha-ing

An angel's smile is what you sell, you promised me heaven, you pulled me through hell, chains of love, got a hold on me, when passions a prison you cant break free...

Spottedleaf began moving her hips, and kicking her legs. Firestar danced with her, and through the song, they only missed one step. Nice job for Spottedleaf's first time. The song ended with a good old Richie Sambora guitar solo, and Spottedleaf and Firestar's ending pose was Spottedleaf making a gun with her claws towards Firestar's heart. The crowd began cheering. They got out of thier pose, and walked towards the judges. I clapped my paws, and turned on the micraphone.

"Great job, Firestar and Spottedleaf!" I yowled. "Lets see what the judges think. Bluestar?"

"That was a great job for your first time, you two. Spottedleaf, that was great, you just slipped a little on that turn, but if you just keep good posture, and keep your knees a little straighter, you can go far in this competition," Bluestar mewed.

"Brokenstar, what do you have to say to these two?" I asked.

"Horrid! Terrible! Discusting! Aweful song, aweful couple, aweful dance!" Brokenstar sneered. He wasnt in too good of a mood.

"Princess?" I asked.

"That was a great dance!" she mewed. "I just noticed a little bit, Firestar, your posture was a bit off, and Spottedleaf, your knees were a little too beant, but other then that, that was great!"

"Okay,"I mewed. "Backstage is Mousefur to interview you back there." They walked backstage.

"Hello, you two! Great job. How do you think you did tonight?" asked Mousefur. She held the micraphone to Spottedleaf.

"I think we did, okay, and we tried our best, and we hope we make it through to the next round," mewed Spottedleaf. Firestar nodded in agreement.

"Okay, you two, lets see what the judges gave you. Bluestar?" Mousefur mewed.

"Nine," she mewed, and she held up a nine card.

"Brokenstar?" asked Mousfur.

"Four," he mewed, and held up a four card.

"Princess?" asked Mousefur.

"Nine," mewed Princess.

"A nine, a four, and a nine, which brings your total to 22/30. What do you have to say about that?" asked Mousefur.

"Judges, you rock my socks!" Spottedleaf yowled.

"Back to you, Brackenfur," mewed Mousefur. The rest of the night went really well, and the preformances were great, except for Squirrelflight and Darkstripes, where Darkstripe missed Squirrelflight on the throw. That was a train wreck and a half.

"Well, thats our preformances for tonight! Dont forget to vote! Next up is Warriors Got Talent! Vote for who you want off, remember!" I meowed, closing the show. "Here are the final standings by judges standards, at the top of the pack are Goldenflower and Tigerstar, Brambleclaw and Willowpelt, Firestar and Spottedleaf, Brindleface and Longtail, and Mistyfoot and Stonefur. In the middle of the pack are Sorreltail and Runningwind, Whitepaw and Shrewpaw, Crag and Star, Brightheart and Swiftpaw, and Leafpool and Whitestorm. Down at the bottom of the pack is Squirrelflight and Darkstripe, Crowfeather and Feathertail, Graystripe and Silverstream, and Sandstorm and Sootfur. To keep your favorites on, vote for the person you want Off!" I closed the show. "Goodnight everyone!"


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