Well, here we are! Another week, another blooper!

Disclaimer: If I owned, Tales of the Abyss would be a yaoi game. Since we can probably safely assume that in the classic sense it is not, you can therefore assume that I don't own it. Sadly. However, these bloopers do belong to me and I will shoot you if you take without permission.

TODAY'S BLOOPER: In Which Jade Eats Too Much Sugar (Or: In Which Luke Gets A Well Deserved Trouncing From A Hyper Colonel)

Features: A hyper Jade, a rather beaten up Luke, and a mystery character from another show. Again, Tear resurrecting people.

Spoliers: Uh… uh… none really…

Jade: WAHAHAISHALLUSEMYAMAZINGBRAINTOTAKEOVERTHEWORLD!!
Luke: Jade…? Are you-- -notices the empty candy wrappers- OH SHIT!
Jade: AN INTRUDER! Bring all to ash and ruin! Explosion!
Luke: GAH! –battle grunts that I'm not going to transcribe-
Jade: Hee hee hee… sugar… -giggles maniacly-
Luke: Did you just giggle?
Anise: Wow Colonel, you're sure in a good mood!
Jade: WAHAHAHA I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Guy: He sounds like Dist.
Jade: -eyetwitch- DIST?! I DO NOT SOUND LIKE DIST! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO DIST! I AM WAY BETTER THEN DIST!
Guy: That's just proving my point.
Jade: HEY! IWANTMORESUGAR!
Guy: Who gave him sugar in the first place?

Tear: Uh.. I.. I did.. he seemed so upset that I thought that maybe something sweet…

Anise: Ooooohhh you're in trouble now Tear! Wait. The Colonel was upset?"
Jade: -playing a video game and giggling- Heeheehee… I'll get you Dist…

LATER

Jade: -runs past in pink military uniform with a miniskirt-
Luke: JADE! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!
Jade: Uh…
Luke: WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT?!
Jade: -points at… dun dun dun… ROY MUSTANG FROM FMA-
Luke: Wha… who's that?
Roy: I'm--
Me: HOLD IT! –points at Roy- WHY ARE YOU HERE?! THIS IS THE WRONG SHOW! THE WROOONNNNG SHOW! WRONG GAME! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE?!
Roy: …-shrug-
Me: And… JADE WHY ARE YOU WEARING A MINI—Never mind… Anyways…
Jade: HE MADE ME…
Roy: He looked like a girl!
(Note: The authoress does not watch or play FMA, this current thing was suggested by one of her friends. It is obvious by Roy's chracterization)
Jade: -pout-

Roy: -walks off-
Luke: Uh… Jade…? That outfit's for girls…
Jade: …Heehee… Imma gonna scare Dist.. –giggles-
Luke: Well, that's one way to kill him…
Jade: SHUTUP! –uses Mystic Cage-
Note: Luke's HP is now at 0

AND THUS IT ENDS…

BECAUSE

I HAVE NO TIME… SORRY ABOUT THE SHODDYNESS… I'LL DO BETTER…

Next time that is. Anyways, onto the important stuff. I'm going to be gone for a week, so I won't get any updating done until week after next. I'll do better for then though! Kay, that's all for now!

-WdDD