CONTAINS SPOILERS

NOTE: CONTAINS YAOI AND AN ODD PAIRING. BLAME THE CIDER.

Blooper Name: CUT!

Pairing(s): SyncxGuy, IonxSync, LukexAsch, DistxJade

Summary: Well… basically 3 shorts. OOC characters, again. Sync gets drunk, Dist gets pwned by Jade's awesomeness, Asch finds out about waxed floors. We wish we were kidding.

Spoilers: 1 and 3 take place on Eldraunt, the dialogue is exact… until it isn't. And 2 is Dist's final battle

ON WITH TEH STORY!

Cut No. 1: Sync Loves Guy

Sync Final Battle, Eldraunt

Sync: A second-order hyperresonance… you've got to be joking.

Anise: Sync!

Sync: Even with Yulia's divine protection, power like that could harm Van. You have two choices. Hand over the Key and join Van, or die.

Luke: I choose neither! I'm freeing Lorelei. And to do that, I will defeat Master Van… and you!

Anise: Sync, you're a replica, just like Ion! Why are you helping a project like this?!

Sync: I'm not like him. You know that. Ion… the second Ion was a naïve child. He believed the Score was merely one possible choice for the future. But in the end, he couldn't oppose the Score. Fon Master Ion will die. That was the planet's memory. Your Ion died like a dog.

Anise: Take that back! Now!

Sync: No. It's the truth. But Van's plan will destroy Lorelei itself, and the Seventh Fonon. The Score will truly vanish.

Guy: Do you really hate the score that much?

Sync: -twitches- GAH I LOVE YOU GUY!!!!!!!!!! –screams and clings to Guy-

Director: CUUT! Sync, I told you not to—Sync, you can let go of Guy now.

Guy: Can't… breathe...

Sync: Guy 3

Cut #2: Dist and Jade

Dist Final Battle, Tower of Rem

Dist: Ah hah hah hah! You could wait a millennium and such a day would never come!

Tear: Stop!

Dist: I'm afraid I—

Jade: -throws random spear at Dist's chair-

Chair: Phzzzzzt! –falls-

Director: CU-- -squished by Dist's chair- --ut… ow…

Cut #3: Asch and the Waxed Floor Of Doom That We Can Blame On Sync Who Is A Secret Yaoi Fangirl—Fanboy.

Asch Final Battle, Eldraunt

Luke: I don't even have a past to loose, but I've still decided that I'm me! It doesn't matter what you think. Here I am. If that's the source of the strength you're talking about, then I won't loose.

Asch: Well said. I will make those words your last, replica! –runs at Luke… skids on floor- WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH –crashes into Luke-

Luke: AH! –falls over-

A/N: AWKWARD POSITION ON FLOOR…

Luke: …eep… -blush-

Director: CUUT! Save the mating rituals for later!