Chapter 2
You have been invited to Chatroom Number 309375948474832
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PurebloodPrince: -smirks- Is it okay I invited some people?
SlytherinxPride: Yeah..I invited some peeps
goyleboyle: I gotz a new pimp ass s/n add it whores- W0AHH itz G0YLE
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dUmBl3d0R3: 3ll0 k1dd1ez )))))))))))))))))
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Fuckerssssssssssssssssss
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: I am gonna kill you all!!!! Avada kadavra!!!!!
RLupin: --', Yeah...
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Dumbledore you bitch! Comment me back on myspace!!
dUmBl3d0R3: 1 n33d t1m3 v0lD3h, g1v3 m3 t1m3 b1tCh
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: --', I'll kill choo all one day..mwahahahahaha
GreasyHair35: Hello Dark Lord...I mean, yo
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Hello Severus. Did you tell the others about the secret plan yet?
GreasyHair35: Um...no(Dumbledore is in here asshole)
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Jo mama!
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Oh Sirius is in here! Hi Sirius:!
Freckles94: Yeah Hermione..there is 50 other fucking people we forgot about..what makes Sirius so special?
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: True that, well hi Sirius!!!
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Ron!! Thats such a fucking awful screename!! What is that? Freckles94?? Bitch.
Freckles94: (
PimpDawgehh: Sorry guys, I am commenting people back on myspace, so many damn people want to roleplay with me. What the fuck is roleplaying anyways? Jesus Fucking Christ!!! Anyways..whats up?
RLupin: Hello Padfoot.
PimpDawgehh: Yo home shizzle
W0AHH itz G0YLE: You trying to out pimp talk me, fool??
PimpDawgehh??
W0AHH itz G0YLE: Fucker, you can't mess with mehhhhh
PimpDawgehh: Fuck you bitch
dUmBl3d0R3: F1te f1te f1te f1te f1te!!!121!!control+shift!!!1
GreasyHair35: You spelled fight wrong Albus.
dUmBl3d0R3: 1 d0n'T g1V3 uh $h1+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Fuck you Choo!!!!
I.need.braces.101: You spelled Cho wrong...
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Fuck you too!! I don't even know who the fuck you are!!!! Or Choo!!!! FUCK YOU ALLL!!!!
I.need.braces.101: Not like it matters but I'm Flint
RLupin: You spelled 'all' wrong...
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Shut up!!! Why the fuck is everyone correcting me?????
dUmBl3d0r3: y3h 1 f33l y v0lDi3
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Thanks, Dumbledore...
W0AHH itz G0YLE: come on fite me bitchhhh
PimpDawgehh: ...
PimpDawgehh: Who the fuck are you?
W0AHH itz G0YLE: im goyle u bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i goyle the boyle
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PimpDawgehh: What the fuck? Who the fuck was that?
W0AHH itz G0YLE: i dunno bitch but im gonna kick ur ass
PastaManXx: Goyle there is no need for senseless violence...
PimpDawgehh: Who the fuck are you? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE????
PastaManXx: I am...the one and only...Zabini
PimpDawgehh: o-O I dont know you..wait, isn't zabini a kind of pasta?
PastaManXx: Exactly...PASTAMAN!!!! has a spaz attack
W0AHH itz G0YLE: come on fite me bitch
PimpDawgehh: Stop calling me a bitch you man-whore
W0AHH itz G0YLE: FUCK YOU!
dUmBl3d0R3: s1r1u$ $+0p hrrs1ng th3 k1d$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#$control+shift
PimpDawgehh: What the fuck...? I'm leaving.
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Freckles94: ...o-O...
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Let me tell you all a story. I went to Harry Potter's house on the evening of...damn I forget what evening it was...oh well, anyway...I went to their house and James like totally jumped in front of me and was like no and then i was like avada kadavra and he was like dead...
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Um..
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: And all I wanted to do is ask if they could kindly lend me some coffee creamer but they had to be all mean about it so i killed them)
W0AHH itz G0YLE: z0mg bitch just figthe me already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#
dUmBl3d0R3: You spelled 'fight' wrong, Mr. Goyle.
PimpDawgehh: What the fuck...? Weren't you all n00bish and shit???
dUmBl3d0R3: Watch your language in front of the children, Mr. Black.
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: ...?
TheDarkLord.LikesFrapes: You know, you people are pissing me off. I'm sending my Death Eaters over to Hogwarts to kill choo all, okay?
dUmBl3d0R3: Alrighty. By the way, I commented your new pics on myspace.
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Thanks) Anyway, I'm sending them over soon...you'll see them outside soon. Make sure to wave!
PimpDawgehh: What about the Order?
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Right...I'm leaving them alone for now.
PimpDawgehh: Yay I need time to comment these people back on myspace again, WHAT THE FUCK IS ROLEPLAYING??? I'm getting really pissed off.
dUmBl3d0R3: Language, please, Mr. Black.
PimpDawgehh: Fuck you, Dumbledore.
dUmBl3d0R3: gasp shock You can't say that to me!!! I'm your headmaster!!! frowns and wags finger
PimpDawgehh: Not anymore, fuckerrrrrrrrrr.
dUmBl3d0R3: I'm telling on you!!!! I SHOULD'VE LET THOSE GODDAMN DEMENTORS GET YOU SIRIUS!!!!!!!!
PimpDawgehh: ...
RLupin: Roleplaying is the art of--
PimpDawgehh: I don't really give a fuck, Remus.
W0AHH itz G0YLE: somebody fuckin needs a talk about their fuckin language...
dUmBl3d0r3: z0mg 3v3ry0n3!!!!!control+shift!!!!!!!!!whY r3 ll mY $+ud3n+$ cU$$1n??????????N0B0DY CUR$3$ 1N MY FUCK1N $KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RLupin: ...You know, Sirius isn't your student.
dUmBl3d0R3: h3 us3d t0 b3, B10TCH!!!!!!!! siriusly tho guys stop cursin
PimpDawgehh: Siriusly?
dUmBl3d0R3: Yha...new word-
dUmBl3d0R3: bu+ g()yzz 1 aM s1r1us!!!
PimpDawgehh: Bitch. No you're not, I am!!
dUmBl3d0R3: f()c 0ff s1r1us!!!1111121control+shift!!2\2 1 aM daa +ru3 s1r1us!!!
PimpDawgehh: Go fuck McGonagall, bitch. We know you liked her since...whenever the fuck you liked her
dUmBl3d0R3: Fuck off...McGonagall doesn't like me..shes goin out with Severusfrowns. Fuck it...
PimpDawgehh, --, who'd go out with Snivellus??
RLupin: Snivellus...heh...good times, good times
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Gay boyfriend...gay boyfriend...breaks in song, it totally fits McGonagall-
PimpDawgehh: Where the fuck did you come in at?? Who the fuck are you??
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: The one that screamed no when you were gonna leave
PimpDawgehh: Asshole, I know that, but siriusly, who are you??
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Hermione!!! Member me??
PimpDawgehh: No, where you the girl with the poofey hair that helped harry rescue meh?
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Yupperz!!!!
PimpDawgehh: Okay, then I don't know you, but I know the jolly kid!
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: What?
PimpDawgehh: You know...the red haired kid on the cover of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone(the movie), he looks like the dude from the Polar Express
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: I was on that cover
PimpDawgehh: Does it look like I care?
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: But I can't see---
PimpDawgehh: Exactly -picks up movie- You look weird!!!!
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: (
Freckles94: Children..sleeping...snow is softly falling...
PimpDawgehh: Fuck you
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Well Sirius...thats Ron...
PimpDawgehh: Does it look like I care? I didn't think so.
PurebloodPrince: You so stole that from my myspace!!!! Bitch!!!
PimpDawgehh: Who the fuck are you?
PurebloodPrince: I am Malfoy...Draco Malfoy(James Bond Voice)
PimpDawgehh: Hi
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Your so nice to Malfoy, but so mean to me!!!frowns
PimpDawgehh: Does it look like I care--
PurebloodPrince: Stop it!!!!!
PimpDawgehh: I'm very sorry about that.
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: But---but---mouth is opened
PurebloodPrince: Fuck you Hermione, no one likes you
PimpDawgehh: Wait--aren't you that blonde haired kid??
PurebloodPrince: --, why does everyone refrence me to that? I AM THE ALMIGHTY MALFOY!!!!!!!!121
PimpDawgehh: No one cares...
PurebloodPrince: ...
PimpDawgehh: Y'know, you stole that from Snivellus
PurebloodPrince: Its different though--I am pureblood!!!!
PimpDawgehh: No one cares a fuck, go fuck hermione...
PurebloodPrince: Ewhh that mudblood?
PimpDawgehh: Yeah
PurebloodPrince: C'mon, pick someone better then that (
PimpDawgehh: Go fuck Ginny
PurebloodPrince: But she is a bloodtraitor...wait how do you know ginny?
PimpDawgehh: Cause I do. Then..go fuck Luna
PurebloodPrince: Whos Luna??
PimpDawgehh: Exactly.
dUmBl3d0R3: MaLf0yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyytackle pounce
PurebloodPrince: Wtf?? Who the fuck are you asshole!!!!!!!
dUmBl3d0r3: Cn+ cH00 r3D n00b?????????????????????????
PurebloodPrince: Sirius..what the fuck is he saying??
PimpDawgehh: He says go fuck Luna
PurebloodPrince: --
W0AHH itz G0YLE: C'mon Old man(pun)!!! Fight me!!!
PimpDawgehh: Fuck yourself, you penis fart
W0AHH itz G0YLE: I am offended
PimpDawgehh: You should be you bloody ass bitch
W0AHH itz G0YLE: (
PimpDawgehh: Bloody ass bastard!!!!
W0AHH itz G0YLE: '(
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dUmBl3d0R3: Sirius, please, you frightened the children
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: He did? Frighten my ass!!! What do you think I have been doing over the past...how old is Harry now??
dUmBl3d0R3: Wait..you mean Harry or Daniel Radcliffe???
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Who the fuck is Daniel Radcliffe???!
dUmBl3d0R3: He is the actor of Harry Potter in the movies...duhh, don't you read the magazines??
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Wait then Ron and Hermione are...
dUmBl3d0R3: Actors
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: WHO PLAYS MEHHHHH???
PimpDawgehh: My anus
dUmBl3d0R3: Language, Mr.Black. And Ralph Fiennes plays Voldemort.
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Thats a gay name!!!!
RLupin: ZOMG!!! Voldemorts here!!!!!
PimpDawgehh: What the fuck Remus?? Hes been here since...wait who the fuck made this chatroom?
RLupin: Olive did...
PimpDawgehh: Who the fuck is Olive? The Koesher maker or something???
RLupin: --
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: I hate Olive..
RLupin: FUCK!!! He speaks!!!!!
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Duhh--'
RLupin: ...Everyone like left
PimpDawgehh: I am here!!!
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Sirius!! Comment me back bitch!!!
PimpDawgehh: Sorry--there are all these goddamn roleplayers
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: What is roleplay?
RLupin: Roleplaying is the art of--
dUmBl3d0R3: g0 fUc y0s3lf r3mUZ
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TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Sorry everyone, I wanted to invite someone, so I invited Choo
dUmBl3d0R3: k1ll y0Urs3lffffffffff
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Yo, bitch, I commented you!!! Comment me back!!
PimpDawgehh: ...Siriusly, what the fuck is roleplay?
RLupin: I've been trying to tell you!!!
PimpDawgehh: Well, I don't want YOU to tell me. shifty eyes
RLupin: Fine. Be that way.
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HPFanGurlo0x: ZOMG!!! Sirius Black!!! Can you roleplay with me???
PimpDawgehh: No, go fuck your self, bloody ass bitch
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Fuckin bitch
HPFanGurlo0x: OO
RLupin: --
dUmBl3d0R3: l3aV3 choo b1tCh!!
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RLupin: Nice one Sirius. A fan girl comes in, just to roleplay and you scare her off. She may of explained what roleplaying was--but no, you told her to go fuck herself. Smooth move.
PimpDawgehh: Damn it..
SlytherinxPride: Omg guys!! I totally forgot I made this chatroom until I scrolled down, sorry xD
PimpDawgehh: Who the fuck are you?
SlytherinxPride: Uhm...Olive
dUmBl3d0R3: K1ll y0Urs3lf!!!#!!!#control+shift!!
SlytherinxPride: But..but..I am from Hogwarts
dUmBl3d0R3: I don't give a fuck if your from my school or not, your a slytherin...and that means..
SlytherinxPride: ...yeah??knows what he is going to say
dUmBl3d0R3: You're a slut whore!!!!!
SlytherinxPride: But Ginny is a Gryffindor and she is a slut whore...
dUmBl3d0R3: True datt..
RLupin: OMG IS VOLDIE STILL HERE??
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Yeah get over it bitch...by the way Lupin...do you have a myspace??
RLupin: Yeah.. Wow Remus xD, I don't think you added me...mine is Add me bitch whores, only Dumbledore did..mine is m1n3 1s All the obvious...
SlytherinxPride: And I don't even have you people on mine..I'd hardly doubt you'd have one...cough Voldie and Dumbley but I guess you do, mine is real myspace url)
PimpDawgehh: Who the fuck is Dustehh?
SlytherinxPride: Dusteh?
PimpDawgehh: Hellllll yeahhhh(dusty in pimp form)
SlytherinxPride: Yeah...long story about that one.
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Oh, hes probably some gai hufflepuff, right?
SlytherinxPride: No
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Then he is some gai ravenclaw
SlytherinxPride: Nope
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Then a gai gryffindor?
SlytherinxPride: Nope
PimpDawgehh: Slytherin?
SlytherinxPride: Nope
RLupin: Then who the fuck is he??!
dUmBl3d0R3: Yeah, as I clarify, there is no one in Hogwarts with the name Dusty...
SlytherinxPride: What the fuck happened to you?
dUmBl3d0R3: n0+h1nggg
PimpDawgehh: --, he does that sometimes
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SlytherinxPride: I didn't invite anyone..
PimpDawgehh: Me neither...WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: PADFOOT!!!!tackle glomps
PimpDawgehh: How the fuck do you know me?
RLupin: ...Who is this?
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: MOONY!!!!!!!!tackle glomps too
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: Good to see you guys again!!
PimpDawgehh: James...?
RLupin: Impossible, James is dead
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: Moony, I am greatly offended(
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Wtf? I killed you!!!
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: ZOMG!!!! VOLDIE GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO 3
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: Heres the coffee creamer you wanted...
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Um...why did you put a heart after the sentence?
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: Because I luff you!! luffs
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: And we are on the computer, how am I supposed to get the creamer you ass?
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: And besides...I already ran to Acme...
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: Well..I just am trying to help...(
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Well you aren't, so go fuck yourself!!!
PimpDawgehh: OO...James, how are you fucking alive..?
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: OO, I don't know xD
PimpDawgehh: Where is Lily fucking at anyway?
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: She has aol...and well, she has awful connections..so she can't get on(, but I don't care anyways...atleast I am with Voldie 3
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...not wanting to know that asshole
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy:
Don't deny your feelings!!!
RLupin: ZOMG!!! JAMES IS HERE!!!
PimpDawgehh: Duh, your really fucking slow Moony..
RLupin: Nuh uh...fucktart
PimpDawgehh: Oh you want to mess? And thats Padfoot to you...Peter is fucktart
RLupin: C'mon!! Lets go!!!
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: OO
dUmBl3d0R3: f1t3!!!!!!!!!!!!Y3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
GreasyHair35: ...I've been away for awhile...and it seems I have been missing something...
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Damn straight biotch! And comment me back on myspace!!
GreasyHair35: Damn you...I don't want to...
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: Snivellus!!! Its been awhile!! AWESOME SCREENAME!!!!!!
GreasyHair35: ...
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: You like mine?
GreasyHair35: Uh...
YouKnowMyGlassesAreSexy: DAMN YOU!!!!!!! Fucktart...
PimpDawgehh: No, Peter is fucktart...
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Wonder where Remus is...
PimpDawgehh: Probably shaving his legs xD, or recovering from being bitch slapped!!
dUmBl3d0R3: 1 v0t3 f0R r3mUz ShAv1ngg h1z l3gz!!
RLupin: How do you know?
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TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: That bitch..I didn't get his myspace url...(
dUmBl3d0R3: s3r1uz (I know I spelled it wrong)
RLupin: Bitch..
PimpDawgehh: Fuck!!
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Why'd you say that?
PimpDawgehh: If you(and the viewers) didn't notice, I gotta say fuck in every sentence!! And I sorta been forgetting
RLupin: OMG!! JAMES LEFT!!!!
SlytherinxPride: Your really sad Professor Lupin...
PimpDawgehh: When the fuck did you come in?
SlytherinxPride: Just now, I just ate a poptart!!!
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: I want a poptart!!! And your myspace url! I forgot it(
RLupin: cough obsessed cough
RLupin: Who said that?
PimpDawgehh: points you fucking did
GreasyHair35: My myspace url is More the obvious...
PimpDawgehh: Fuck you Olive!
dUmBl3d0R3: Language Mr.Black...
PimpDawgehh: How many times are you gonna fucking say that?
dUmBl3d0R3: I don't know...maybe 4...5? I didn't look up at our aim convo...I am barely paying attention.
dUmBl3d0R3: Also...I got a new screename, its linked so I'll still be here...its...LanguageMrBlackXx
PimpDawgehh: Fucking kill yourself!!
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PimpDawgehh: That was the polor express guy!!! I didn't want him to leave :'(...fuck
SlytherinxPride: After you were mean to him? I think you deserve it..
PimpDawgehh: All I said was fuck you...you don't seem to be offended, and I said it to you over a dozen times...
RLupin: Padfoot...you said it to everyone
PimpDawgehh: Fuck you Remus
RLupin: I end my case
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: AWWW SNAPEY-POO DISAPPEARED ON MEHH(
GreasyHair35: ...Snapey-poo? Well I am here if thats what you mean?
W0AHH itz G0YLE has magically entered room
W0AHH itz G0YLE:
C'mon, fite me bitch!!!!
W0AHH itz G0YLE has left the room
LanguageMrBlackXx: That biotch...
PimpDawgehh: How many fucking times is he gonna call me a bitch?
LanguageMrBlackXx: I dunno...o-O
alaskancrabbe has entered room
alaskancrabbe: hey everyone is goyle in here?
LanguageMrBlackXx: Well, he just left, Mr. Crabbe.
dUmBl3d0R3: yh h3 jU$ l3F+ n00bbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#22#122control+shift!!!!#1233
alaskancrabbe: ...?
RLupin: You'll have to excuse Dumbledore...he has multiple personalities...dUmBl3d0R3 is his n00b s/n
alaskancrabbe: okkkkkkkkkkk
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PimpDawgehh: Fuck, he left too...
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Yo
PimpDawgehh: Where the fuck did you come in at?? FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2312!#
RLupin: Nice, Sirius.
PimpDawgehh: )
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: I was studying for our Potions test, if you must know.
LanguageMrBlackXx: That is good that you are studying, Miss Granger. Keep hard work on your grades!
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: ...Who are you?
dUmBl3d0R3: d0n+ l1st3n t0 h1m h3rm10n3. p0t10ns cn g0 sUck r3mUzz's bll$
PimpDawgehh: Remus has balls...? I always thought he was some form of transexual...
RLupin: ...Thanks, Padfoot.
GreasyHair35: You know, I heard that...Potions isn't that bad...
dUmBl3d0R3: fUc y0uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
LanguageMrBlackXx: I am terribly sorry, Severus, buddy ol' pal.
GreasyHair35: Who are you?
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: That's what I'd like to know!!! o-O
LanguageMrBlackXx: You have a very inappropriate screen name, Miss Granger.
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: ...
PimpDawgehh: It's Dumbledore, by the way.
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: But I thought dUmBl3d0R3 was Dumbledore.
PimpDawgehh: He has two screen names, for his split personalities...
GreasyHair35: I noticed --
RLupin: Sorry everyone, I was shaving my legs )
PimpDawgehh: Moony, how can you call yourself a man?
RLupin: Shut up, Sirius.
LanguageMrBlackXx: Language, Mr. Lupin.
RLupin: What the fuck? I didn't even curse.
PimpDawgehh: You did just now...smirks
LanguageMrBlackXx: Stop this senseless bickering!
dUmBl3d0R3: f1t3 f1t3 f1t3 f1t3!!!!!!#322!#!!control+shift!!2232
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: ZOMG sorry guys I was getting a frappe at Starbucks and didn't have an away message on...yeah...I am missing somthing...Remus is a transexual?
PimpDawgehh: Yeah, he is...so sad, isn't it?
RLupin: Stfu, Padfoot. --
PimpDawgehh: Make me, bitch.
dUmBl3d0R3: f1t3 f1t3 f1t3 f1t3 f1t3 f1t3!!!!!312!#$R!control+shift!#$!E#!!#!!!!!2321!!#!!!#!!!323134
RLupin: Let's take this outside!!! YO MAMA!
PimpDawgehh: --'...Remus...no. You...you can't be gangster like that.
RLupin: (
TheChosenOne has entered the room
TheChosenOne: ZOMG! Hi everyone! Who invited meh?
PurebloodPrince: Ugh...
dUmBl3d0R3: h3h3!!2! 1 1nv1t3d hArrY...!
LanguageMrBlackXx: Dumbledore, you should not have invited Mr. Potter. He will cause trouble. Kick him out.
dUmBl3d0R3: mk3 m3, f+ $$!!!!!!!!!!3222!!!3412!control+shift!!$control+shift!!32312234#T$&control+shift!!!!#&326452!
RLupin: Alright, Padfoot, let's take this outside!!!
PimpDawgehh: ...
PimpDawgehh: You're so gay, Remus.
LanguageMrBlackXx: LANGUAGE MR. BLACK!!! Why do you think I made this screen name? It is a helpful reminder--
PimpDawgehh: Go fuck yourself.
RLupin: Brb, I missed a spot on my legs...
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: I'm back, bitches!
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Isn't Harry still here?
TheChosenOne: Yepperz
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Well I am back guys, I kinda...forgot about this xD
PimpDawgehh: Go fuck Crookshanks
ItsMuggleBornBitchhh: (
TheChosenOne: Hey! You guys are getting off the subject about me!!
PurebloodPrince: Yeah...well I've been trying to...
dUmBl3d0R3: 1 hV3N+N hRrYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!$#!control+shift!!#12321433544&&
PimpDawgehh: What the fuck does control+shift mean anyways?
PurebloodPrince: It doesn't mean anything--
dUmBl3d0R3: 1+ m3AnZ uR n00b!!$$$4325control+shift!!
PimpDawgehh: Fuck yourself
LanguageMrBlackXx: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN FUCKING TELLING YOU THIS FUCKING NIGHT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!!!! STOP SAYING THE FUCK WORD FUCKER!!!!!!
RLupin: Wow Dumbledore...by the way, I got the spot
PimpDawgehh: Are you trying to out 'fuck' talk me?
LanguageMrBlackXx: FUCK!!!!
GreasyHair35: Dumbledore...there are children---
LanguageMrBlackXx: Fuck you Snape!!!!!!!!!!!!#$&
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Dumbledore snapped...
LanguageMrBlackXx: FUCK YOU HERMIONE!!!!!
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: See Sirius? Your a bad influence!!!!
PimpDawgehh: FUCK YOU HERMIONE!!!!!
RLupin: She rests her case
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: '(
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PimpDawgehh: Fuck you
LanguageMrBlackXx: FUCK YOU!!!!!! Oh see Sirius? I used caps on my fuck )
PimpDawgehh: Suck someones dick
RLupin: You can use mine--
PimpDawgehh: Remus, you don't have a dick...
TheChosenOne: I am up for grabs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!control+shift!!!!!!!!!!1
PurebloodPrince: makes sickly face
TheChosenOne: I LIKE DICKS!!!!!!!!
RLupin: Same here...
RLupin: Who said that?
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: I am watching this tv show, and they said, are you fucking serious??? LMFAOOOOOO, zomg lyk it waz rly funnehhh
PimpDawgehh: I am really offended I am used often in puns (, its not my fault J.K Rowling made that my name(
LanguageMrBlackXx: Who the fuck is that?
RLupin: She wrote the Harry Potter books..
LanguageMrBlackXx: That sucks..my name is gay!!! Siriusly!!! DUMBLEDORE!!! Who'd think of that shit?
ItsMugglebornBitchhh: Well...she would
LanguageMrBlackXx: FUCK OFF HERMIONE!!!!#!#!
dUmBl3d0R3: uR r33ly m3An dUmBl3d0R3!!!#!#$#$!#$control+shift#$!#$TY&$#
LanguageMrBlack: Go suck Lupin's dick
PimpDawgehh: I think we already agreed Moony doesn't have a dick...
RLupin: Thanks Padfoot, what would I do without you?
PimpDawgehh: Probably be only slightly gay nudge
RLupin: But you aren't gay
PimpDawgehh: I know, I just had to nudge you )
PimpDawgehh: nudges Dumbledore
PimpDawgehh: nudges Voldie
PimpDawgehh: nudges Hermione
PimpDawgehh: nudges Malfoy
PurebloodPrince: Dont touch me
PimpDawgehh: Aww fuck off Malfoy
PurebloodPrince: (
PimpDawgehh: nudges Olive
PimpDawgehh: nudges Snivellus
PimpDawgehh: nudges James's corpse
TheChosenOne: Sirius!!! You didn't nudge me :[
PimpDawgehh: I'm not nudging gay people nudges Lupin and Harry
TheChosenOne: You just nudged meh..
RLupin: Yeah you nudged me too...
PimpDawgehh: Well I had to, to indicate you are gay-
RLupin: --
GreasyHair35: Hey does anyone know what it feels like to have sex with someone??
PimpDawgehh: No...why?
GreasyHair: Well McGonagall...trails off
RLupin: No..not yet
TheChosenOne: Well, of course Malfoy and Olive do...
TheChosenOne: Who said that?
PimpDawgehh: Well of course it will end up with a relationship of some sort. My right hand is Moony and my left is Harry. smacks hands and rubs
GreasyHair35: Too much info guys..I didn't need to know about students and gay love...
PurebloodPrince: Well you asked so he told you the truth!!!!
PurebloodPrince: I mean, you only asked
LanguageMrBlackXx: And who could forget my wild night with Peter...heh
GreasyHair35: --, Albus please...
PimpDawgehh: Well..maybe I do know...
PimpDawgehh: James would get mad at me if he knew though...
PimpDawgehh: Who said that?
RLupin: ZOMG YOU FUCKED LILY
GreasyHair35: gets mad So..she cheated on me?
LanguageMrBlackXx: She never went out with you Severus...
GreasyHair35: Like you'd know!!!
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: I do...Raises eyebrows
Everyone: looks at voldie and gasps
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Like any of you know...but when we were kids me and Bellatrix...
PurebloodPrince: WHAT???
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Don't tell your aunt though ;)
PimpDawgehh: Didn't you tell me in chatzy you did it with Narcissa once?
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: SHHH, fucktart
PimpDawgehh: No Peter is--
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Fuck off penis fart
PurebloodPrince: is stunned I'm telling daddy on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$#$$#!
TheDarkLord.LikesFrappes: Oh shit..
RLupin: Well...then me and James had a night...ahh good times
TheChosenOne: Yeah..I told my friends about that night
dUmBl3d0R3: 1 fUc3d mYs3Lf 0nC3
LanguageMrBlackXx: Nice Dumbledore..
dUmBl3d0R3: sH()+ uPP dUmBl3d0R3!!!
PimpDawgehh: ) -- snape
GreasyHair35: No..that looks like a ass with eyes--
PimpDawgehh: Well its supposed to be your nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#$
GreasyHair35: Wait..I will be back in 15 minutes..McGonagall is waiting for me...I mean, I gotta run to Target..bbl
RLupin: Toodles
Auto Response From GreasyHair35: Fucking McGonagall 333...I mean Target..bbl
PimpDawgehh: THATS A GAY COVER UP, I mean Target--, what the fuck is that?
LanguageMrBlackXx: Sevyy has always been like that 333
LanguageMrBlackXx: Uhh..I mean...TARGET!!!!