Obi-Wan's eyes bulged from his sockets and his face began to turn blue as Anakin strangled him like the gay, horny pansy he was! Palpatine clapped and cheered maniacally at Anakin's choice to kill his master.

"Anakin… stop!" Obi-Wan pleaded as Anakin strangled him.

"Shut up and die you gay pansy!"

"I'm… sorry… I… grabbed… your… butt!" Obi-Wan choked out.

"And?" Anakin demanded, loosening his hold around Obi-Wan's neck, he was apologizing sincerely. That made all the difference to the dim witted Jedi.

"And… it was very… unpleasant…."

Anakin smacked him hard across the face, creating a red mark on his former master's cheek. Obi-Wan stared at his former apprentice incredulously.

"What… the hell was that… for?" Obi-Wan cried between gulps of air.

"You said the feel of my butt was unpleasant!"

"For me!" Obi-Wan clarified. "I'm sure… any woman in the… galaxy would love it!"

Anakin growled angrily and smacked Obi-Wan across the face again, Palpatine gave out a girlish giggle, apparently still under the impression Anakin meant to kill Obi-Wan.

"What the bloody hell was that for?!" Obi-Wan cried.

"I… don't remember." said Anakin.

"Well… okay then. Can I stand up now?"

"Sure thing master, let's put all of this behind us." Anakin said, extending a hand to hoist his friend up, Obi-Wan gladly took it. Then it seemed Palpatine realized Anakin was not going to kill his former master and they were now best friend again. As Anakin turned to tell the Chancellor how he and Obi-Wan made up, to stupid to realize Palpatine had heard the entire thing, the old man thrust his booted foot at Anakin's groin, it made contact and Anakin fell to the floor in pain.

"YOU MORON! YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM!" cried Palpatine.

"Chancellor… what the hell was that for?" Anakin cried, trying his best to ignore the throbbing pain he felt, a feeling crept over him like he was going to vomit, he did so, spilling green chunks of his lunch over Palpatine's ridiculously expensive boots. This only seemed to anger the Chancellor more who once again kicked Anakin in the bad place.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" Palpatine roared. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM! MURDERING DOOKU WAS THE FIRST STEP NOW YOU FAILED THE SECOND ONE!"

"You murdered Count Dooku?" Obi-Wan asked accusingly.

"Yeah! But Obi-Wan, you must understand, he had become a woman and he was a lesbian! I had to put him out of his misery!"

"Oh, well I suppose that's alright." said Obi-Wan, slightly sickened at the fact that Dooku had turned into a woman.

"OH! YOU TWO ARE SUCH MORONS! I DON'T KNOW HOW THE $#$ JEDI $$ COUNCIL ACCEPTS YOU AS $$# JEDI! WHAT THE $& HELL IS #$& WRONG WITH YOU $#$S?"

"Uh…" said Anaki and Obi-Wan together, exchanging troubled glances.

"Did he just insult us?" Anakin asked.

"I believe he did!" Obi-Wan replied in realization.

"You!" Anakin bellowed, pointing his finger at Palpatine. "It's time for you to die you little bitch!"

"Come and try it!" Palpatine cried, he tore off of his black robes to reveal a muscular chest, chiseled legs, and unnaturally huge muscled arms.

"Where the hell did all that come from?" Anakin asked.

"It's amazing how $#8 big your $#$ muscles get when you're holding on to your leg!" Palpatine snapped.

"Are you wearing a muscle suit?" asked Obi-Wan accusingly.

"No!" Palpatine cried unconvincingly.

"Yeah," said Anakin, and without any warning his fingernail's dug into Palpatine's chest and pulled. His entire muscular body was ripped away, revealing the normal skinny, wimpy body Palpatine had. Anakin nodded his head as though he had known that the muscles were fake all along. Palpatine growled several particularly nasty profane words and pulled his robes back on, he then fell into a gay looking fighting stance.

"What?" asked Anakin and Obi-Wan simultaneously.

"Aren't we going to fight?" Palpatine asked suspiciously.

"No." said Anakin and Obi-Wan in unison.

"But I thought you were going to try to kill me…."

"Were we? I don't remember." said Anakin. "My short term memory has been bad ever since I was a kid, but in a few days I'll probably remember what happened here."

Palpatine's eyes widened in fury and flashed yellow. His face turned crimson and he looked as though he were about to explode. However Obi-Wan and Anakin took this as a different sign than what it meant (Palpatine was very furious).

"HE'S CONSTIPATED!" Anakin cried. Palpatine growled in fury and lunged at him, his finger nails like the claws of a beast, however he hit a ray shield that had just appeared and fell back flat on his butt.

Obi-Wan and Anakin laughed hysterically.

"You two shouldn't be laughing!" Palpatine cried as he got to his feet. "You're both trapped in $#$ ray shield!"

"We are?" asked Obi-Wan incredulously. He glanced around, indeed he and Anakin were surrounded by a ray shield.

"I thought ray shields were myths!" Anakin cried.

"You think all shields are myths."

"Well……… you're a pansy!"

"Oh come on, cant you think of a new insult?"

"You're a British accented smart ass?"

"You used that on Cato Neimoidia."

"Um… you're the ugliest, most hideous, accented Jedi I've ever met, plus you're a gay ass!"

"Well that was indeed new, you get credit I suppose." said Obi-Wan thoughtfully. Palpatine looked at them as though they had both lost their minds and started licking floor, which they did shortly after that. When they stood back up Palpatine opened his mouth to speak.

"YOU—YOU—YOU—MORONS! YOU ARE BOTH TRAPPED WITH NO MEANS OF GETTING OUT AND YOU'RE INSULTING ONE ANOTHER AND LICKING THE FLOOR?!"

"We wanted to see if electricity from the ray shields carried onto the floor." said Obi-Wan. "Hey wait a minute. When you hit the shield why weren't you shocked and turned into a skinny burnt guy?"

"Rubber robes!" Palpatine snapped, indicating the robes he was wearing which were indeed made of rubber. Anakin and Obi-Wan exchanged glances.

"Why do you wear rubber robes?" they asked in unison. Palpatine opened his mouth to reply, however several dozen battle droids along with about twenty droidekas rounded the corner.

"Shit," Anakin and Obi-Wan said in unison.

"Thank the Force." Palpatine muttered.

The droids surrounded the ray shields and the Chancellor's hands were bound behind his back, Anakin and Obi-Wan expected to be let out at any moment so they could brutally kill all of the droids. However that was not what happened, instead two more droids holding electrostaffs rounded the corner, they had a humanoid form except they were much taller and had much bigger butts, and they were both rainbow colored.

"Give me your lightsabers Jedi!" commanded one droid. Anakin and Obi-Wan exchanged glances again, and this time they burst out laughing.

"GIVE ME YOUR DAME LIGHTSABERS?" the droid ordered once more. Anakin and Obi-Wan just continued to laugh not taking the droid seriously at all because of its rainbow colors.

"Grievous is gay! GRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVOUS IS GAY!" Anakin and Obi-Wan chanted in unison.

"NEVER INSULT THE $#$# GENERAL LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF ME!" cried one droid.

"Hey!" the other cried. "You just insulted the general!"

"Shut up!" snapped the first, smacking its partner's face and kicking him in the groin, he shut up then.

"You're coming with us!" the droid stated with finality.