A/N: This takes place during Shippuden. Major crack fic. One shot. 'Nuff said.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Since when do ANY of us fan fiction people own Naruto? I mean, it wouldn't be called a F-A-N fiction if we did. It would just be a fiction.
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Naruto, Shino, Kiba, Neji, and Shikamaru were sitting at the training grounds. None of them had missions so they decided to just hang out. At the moment, Naruto was looking at the ground. Seemingly deep in thought.
"Hey guys..." He spoke up. They turned to him. "I think Hinata has a crush me."
Kiba looked over at him in disbelief. Neji stared. Shikamaru raised an eyebrow and Shino was indifferent. Naruto kept on looking at the ground.
"I mean she's always blushing around me and stuff; I know it sounds crazy but I'm pretty sure she likes me."
There was a moment of silence.
"Naruto?"
"Yeah Shino?"
"You're stupid."
The guys looked at him in shock. Shino just got up and walked away.
Kiba just slapped his forehead, "You know, I think I forgot to feed the dogs. See you guys later." And he left.
Neji kept on staring.
Shikamaru sighed, "This is too troublesome." He got up and walked off.
Naruto looked over at Neji, "Why'd they leave?"
Neji blinked, "I don't know." He frowned, "You really think Hinata likes you?" Naruto nodded. Neji snorted, "Wonder why." And he walked off.
Naruto frowned, "Yeah, wonder why..."
A/N: Short, I know. But you've got to think, it's like the whole series Naruto's brain is going "Processing...processing..." And at one point he's going to go DING! And it will be so freaking hilarious when he does.