Chapter Three
Comments from the players
Here's a little interview I conducted late last year with the Cullens; a family who are a great influence to Bella ball players around the world.
Me: Well Hello Cullens, it's a pleasure to receive an interview at last.
RH: It's a pleasure to be here.
EC: Why are you being all nice Rose?
RH: Aren't I aloud to be nice, this is going to be representing our family on the internet. I mean they don't know anything about us, want everyone to think we are a nice family.
Me: Yes, that's right; they don't know anything about you. (Looks shifty and coughs guiltily) Anyway, who had the original idea for Bella ball?
JH, RH, EC, AC, BS: Me!
Me: Let me put this another way. If Edward found out who would you tell him had the idea for Bella ball.
CC, EsC, JH, RH, BS, AC: Emmett!
EC: Hey!
Me: Speaking of Edward where is he?
EC: Oh he is up in his room.
Me: You mean he is in the house?
AC: He thinks we are preparing a special surprise for him. (giggles)
Me: Right. . .and you do that often?
JH: It's getting harder and harder to think up excuses to leave him not to tag along yes.
Me: What's the best excuse you've ever used?
EsC: (laughs) I don't know about best but I think the worst excuse that we ever used was when we told Edward that we needed to take Bella to the dentist.
Me: (laughs) and who though that one up?
BS, RH. JH, CC, EsC, AC: Emmett!
EC: He put me on the spot; I didn't know what to say.
Me: Speaking of Bella, how do you find the danger aspect of the game Bella?
BS: I love it! (mad grin)
AC: That's kind of scary Bella.
BS: shrugs
Me: Ok…are there any specific moves that you prefer to use?
AC: I like the double head slam personally. Would you like me to show you?
Me: Er, no that won't be necessary…Alice…really it's o…
(AC performs double head slam on EC)
EC: OW!
AC: Shutup!
EC: Alice!! Ahhh! Get off!
RH: Get off my husband!
AC: Ahhh Rosalie stop biting my leg.
(EsC grabs Bella.)
EsC: I've got the Bella!
(Interview desends into Choas or as we like to call it a good game of Bella ball.)
(EdC knocks on door.)
EdC: What's going on in there?
BS: We're just making sure your surprise is extra…er surprising.
EdC: Oh goody! Can't wait!
(JH slams EC into door.)
EdC: What was that!!! Bella!!!
JH: Edward go away or you'll ruin the surprise.
(EsC swings from chandelier which crashes down)
EdC: Ok…
(Sound of receeding footsteps.)
(interviewer takes cover)