I'm Too Sexy for My

by Hyper Hippie

this is a songfic where random characters get up and sing there on version of I'm Too Sexy For My shirt by Right Said Fred plz R&R.

2. Chapter 2

Chapter 02

I'm Too Sexy for My Cane by Mr. Lucy Malfoy

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Lucius bowed down to the snake-like man in front of him. He opened his mouth to tell the latest Dark Lord about the Ministers newest plan to capture the Death Eaters and their master when,

"I'm too sexy for my Mark I'm too sexy for my Mark

Dark Mark goin' bye-bye

I'm too sexy for my cane too sexy for my cane
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for the Manor
Too sexy for the Manor
No way I'll live over there

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cloak too sexy for my cloak
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a master you know what I mean
And I do my little stir in the cauldron
Yeah in the cauldron in the cauldron yeah
I do my little stir in the cauldron

I'm too sexy for my Master too sexy for my Master
Poor, poor Vol-de-mort

I'm too sexy for my Mark I'm too sexy for my Mark

Dark Mark goin' bye-bye

And I'm too sexy for this song!"

Malfoy's eyes widened in horror, he slowly brought his head up to his masters. Lord Voldemort looked at his terrified follower; he threw his head back and laughed.

Malfoy sighed with relief grateful he lived to see one more day.

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a/n: Sorry about the very long wait but you know just couldnt be bothered to update(awfull i know i deserve and good smack) but look I did. So give us a reveiw and tell me what you think and to wish me a happy birthday for Thursday (i shall finally be 14 and no longer the only one who is 13 in our year Mwahahahahahahahahahaha). Thanks for reading.

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Thanks to:

moonyluvur

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Hippie Jade

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The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering on the Brink of Insanity Past the Point of No Return Man Life Sucks (a/n:by the way nice nameand look out for the next chap)

Niveneh (a/n: thanks for your reveiw you were the first person thankyou!)