CHAPTER 8

Twin Trouble!

Disclaimer: I, unfortunately, DO NOT own Naruto.

What I do own is the idea of Luna and Tsuki. Sorry it's not that much…

Neji and Luna are back at the party's "Camp-In-a Cave."

Naruto and Hinata haven't signed in yet.

Time: 7:30 AM

Neji sighed as he looked up at Vworld's artificial sky.

'There has to be an answer somewhere….."

He looked out at the world beyond the cave in the early morning light. He watched for a few minutes then bluntly said, "Time."

Instantly, a digital clock face appeared in front of Neji's face, clearly displaying '7:30 A.M.' Neji Took the screen in front of him and folded it, like paper. He held it in the palm of his left hand, and then clapped, but not so loud as to wake up Luna. It then disappeared into the air, like dust.

'Hmm,' thought Neji, '7:30… Naruto and Hinata should be here soon…"

Neji looked at Luna.

Honestly, he had been afraid to for the last few hours; because when she figured out the truth to Tenten's abduction, she was INFURIATED!!!!

And I truly mean that….

She was as mad and as scary as Tsunade when she had her "Certain-Time-of-the-Month…"

Eew… Neji freaked out at the thought of it.

FLASHBACK

"Neji! You moron!" Luna yelled.

Unfortunately, the cave intensified the yell and made it echo, causing Luna to be as intimidating as the Devil, punishing an unfortunate soul as they spend the rest of their afterlife eternally being tortured in the fiery abyss of hell.

(A/N I am sorry if your religion does not or denies the fact that there possibly is a heaven or hell in the vast and wild universe. I have no control over your faith and religion.)

"Ganseki Sumasshu!"

She made a large boulder levitate, and smashed it against the cavern wall.

CRASH!

"Moron!"

CRASH!

"Idiot!"

CRASH!

Talk about PMS…

END FLASHBACK

Now… Luna was asleep, probably dreaming that she was murdering Neji, because, when he glanced at her, he saw her strangling the air.

Scary.

Neji, glad to be alive, was, somewhat meditating against the cavern wall.

He was waiting for a certain sound.

"Poof! Ting-a-ling!"

Neji opened his eyes. Yup. That was the noise.

He saw a message scroll in front of his eyes:

"Naruto has just signed in."

Neji sighed.

It felt as if he hadn't seen Naruto in years; with all that had happened since then…Meeting Luna, learning about her, figuring out that it was her sister, no, not sister, TWIN, that "kidnapped" Tenten, and worrying if he would ever see her again.

That seemed a lot in Neji's eyes.

But, He couldn't forget about Naruto. Not after what had happened in the Chuunin Exams. That embarrassment made him the laughing stock at Hyuuga Manor. Hanabi laughed the most of all.

Oh. And not to mention that Naruto and Hinata were sort of together. Together-together…

It was sort of creepy thinking about it. I mean having obnoxious Uzumaki Naruto as a cousin-in-law. Ugh.

Wait a second…

What's ironic is that Neji was the one to get them together in the first place. So technically, Neji is the cause of all his own problems…

Weird… I guess it just backfired straight back at Neji… He-heh…

Neji blinked.

He was just daydreaming about what I was just talking about to you.

ANYWAY… Neji shuddered with disgust as Naruto looked at him, somewhat confused.

Suddenly, Naruto perked up at the sight of the lump in the sleeping bag.

Apparently, he saw Luna, because he was creeping up to where she was sleeping.

"I see you found a certain 'someone' during the night…" winked Naruto, anxious to surprise someone that he obviously thought was Tenten.

Neji was about to stop Naruto until he flipped off the covers over Luna and—

Luna's fist flew out of the sleeping bag, and almost hit Naruto's arm. He instinctively blocked, then counterattacked with a punch to Luna's ribs.

Not even close.

Luna jumped onto Naruto's outstretched arm, as light and flexible as a cat. Naruto snatched his arm away and Luna flipped forward and kicked the back of Naruto's head with her heel.

If Naruto was you or me, he'd be down on the floor, unconscious. But he was a shinobi.

Naruto fell to the ground, but went upside-down on a handstand and kicked the side of Luna's head.

She fell backward, making her back an arch. Then, she flipped backward so she looked like she was standing on the wall; but only for half of a second. She kicked hard against it and went flying toward Naruto, her fingers forming the tip of a triangle.

Naruto was still on the handstand, so when Luna touched Naruto, her fingers collided with his stomach and all the air left him with a whoosh. The force was so powerful, Naruto slammed into the cave wall; KNOCKED-OUT.

Neji winced. 'Ouch,' he thought, 'That really had to have hurt. I'll heal him later.' Neji paused for a second. 'Nah… I'll let Hinata do it.'

Poof! Ting-a-ling!

"Great…" sighed Luna as she converted into another battle stance. "More idiots for me to murder."

'And that was without her magical staff.' Neji thought to himself, 'How much stronger would she be with her Magic?'

Hinata materialized and Luna rushed at her. Luna tried a blow to Hinata's head, but she dodged. Hinata grabbed Luna's arm and twisted it toward her back.

Luna turned and placed her free hand around Hinata's throat. Hinata grabbed Luna's leg, and Luna flipped backward. While Luna was flipping, Hinata made an all too familiar hand sign.

"Byakugan!" shouted Hinata.

Neji's eyes widened. "You can use Chakra?" He yelled to his battling cousin.

Hinata smiled, yet kept a serious face. "Cheat code!" she replied back to Neji.

Hinata looked at Luna. Luna was going to kick her off her feet!

Hinata said very loudly and clearly, "Commoror Temporis!"

A bright light came from both her hands and the air became thick, and it felt you couldn't move, because in fact, you couldn't.

Hinata stood in front of an immobilized Luna, and Neji could only watch.

Everything was frozen in time.

Hinata circled around Luna and poked her somewhere in her ribs, and said, "Rejime!"

Neji felt a release of pressure. He wriggled his fingers… Success. He looked up at the two fighting girls.

Hinata was smiling. Neji looked at Luna—

What the?!

She was on the ground, asleep.

Neji thought to himself, 'She was asleep this WHOLE TIME?!'

He sighed. 'Women…'

Hinata has healed Naruto.

But when Naruto woke up, he made the mistake of complaining about Luna, thus, Luna knocked him out again.

Neji took the liberty of healing Naruto for the SECOND time, and Naruto decided not to talk for the meantime.

Time: 8:45

Naruto kept looking at Luna. He was still amazed at her for beating "The Next Hokage."

Luna was staring daggers into Naruto. 'Idiot...'

Hinata sighed, "So let me get this straight; this girl is the twin of the 'virus' that kidnapped Tenten?"

Neji looked at his cousin. "Ding ding ding! You have won the grand prize!" he said sarcastically.

Naruto finally spoke. "So the 'virus' wasn't actually a virus?"

Luna scoffed, "Yes for the BILLIONTH TIME already! Jeez!

Naruto stared at Luna.

Luna glared at Naruto.

Neji could already see all of hell breaking loose.

Luna looked back at Neji and Hinata. "We need to go to the place where she usually was before she created that other dimension."

Hinata blinked. "Other dimension?"

"Yeah," replied Luna. "The dimension where she keeps all the remnants of the original 'Vworld."

Neji emerged from his own thinking. "Original?"

Luna inhaled sharply and said, "Oh! I haven't told you that Vworld was a real place?"

Neji looked at her, his eyes like saucers. Hinata sighed. "Apparently not."

"So…. Where did your twin usually stay?" asked Hinata.

"The Raigonian Temple in Raigonia."

Naruto sighed, "Great… Now we have to travel through five portals just to get to a place that doesn't really exist within the game."

Luna smiled. "Correct!"

Neji raised one eyebrow. "Portals?"

Hinata looked at him. "It's what we use for traveling long ways….. But you may have to travel a long way to get there in the first place…"

"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go to the first portal!" Luna seemed determined to go to the place where her twin last resided. "Oh… By the way, there's a boss at each level."

Naruto looked at Luna as if she carried some sort of contagious disease.

Luna continued, "My twin sorta created them so not many could go to her 'secret hideaway' except me. But now, we're complete rivals, so she kind of raised their strength level…."

"I don't even want to know," said an exasperated Naruto.

They exited the cave, not knowing that there were two figures following them.

"FIRST PORTAL HERE WE COME!!!!!"

Hinata whispered to Naruto, "She's screaming like a maniac!"

Naruto replied, "Just look at Neji…"

Neji was screaming too. "RAIGONIA HERE WE COME!!!"

Creepy…

The party is embarking on a new Quest. To save Tenten, and get to Raigonia!

Please R&R!!! Thanks!

-Mirokufan95