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Everyone was asleep... Resting for tomorrow.. Only Sasuke, Naruto, and Sai were at the fire.. silent

Apparently, Sai was glaring Sasuke as if he wanted to kill him. As Sasuke realized this, he looked up at Sai.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Sasuke said.

"How can you let them fcking take her like that?" Sai growled. "They could be like.. raping her at this moment!!!"

Naruto shot up at this comment. "OH NO!!" He gasped.

"Uhm.. I really don't think they will be raping her.." Sasuke said, but he clearly knew that Itachi had some feelings toward Sakura. He was also worried about Sakura, although he didn't show it. "Just look at her face and her body."

"Exactly! Haruno Sakura is H-O-T" Naruto said.

Sai and Sasuke looked at Naruto with their eyebrows raisen. "So.. Would you rape her, naruto?" Sasuke said.

Naruto's face went red at this. "I would never! EVER! Do something like that." Naruto said. "But.. It is tempting, isn't it?" He added at the end with a perverted smile.

-BAM-

"Oww.." Naruto whined.

"You deserve that," Sai said.

"Well, any guy would've thought about that if he saw her!" naruto said.

Sasuke and Sai blushed at this. It was true indeed.

"I wonder if Sakura-chan is a virgin.." Naruto murmured.

"She definitely is. I mean, she never really dated anyone." Sai said. He wanted to believe that she was.

"Well.. You can't exactly say that.." Naruto said.

Sasuke looked at Naruto sharply.. "She dated someone?" He said.

Naruto smiled evily at Sasuke's question. Sasuke was totally getting jealous. Time for teasing!!

"Well, she had some kind of thing.. going on with Gaara.." Naruto said, looking like he's thinking.

"GAARA?" Sasuke yelled.

"Geez, you're loud." Naruto said.

"They didn't have anything going on." Sai said in a low voice. "They just went to the festival together and shit."

"Why did they go to the festival together?" Sasuke growled.

"Uhm.. Because.. Gaara liked her and asked her to go with him?" Naruto said dumbly. "Duh!"

"But the only reason she agreed was because he was a kazekage." Sai said. He didn't want to think that Sakura liked Gaara.

"So.. Nothing really happened between them?" Sasuke asked nervously.

"Who knows?" Naruto said, doing his i-dont-know pose.

Sasuke was clearly killing Gaara.. For no reason.. (uhm.. jealousy? xP)

"Why didn't you guys ask her to the festival?" Sasuke asked.

"Well, Sakura-chan.. rejected me like she always does.." Naruto said sadly. "And Ino asked Sai, so he just agreed."

Sasuke looked at Sai, who said, "What?"

"Nothing.. I just thought you liked Sakura," Sasuke said.

"I do!" Sai said.

"Then why did you go with Ino?" Sasuke said, slightly teasing Sai.

"Because.. She asked?" Sai said. "I don't know! Sakura was going with Gaara anyways." Sai was now frustrated.

"Heh.. So Ino likes you, huh?" Sasuke said.

"No. She likes Shikamaru," Naruto said. "But as everybody knows in this freaking world.. Shikamaru is Temari's."

"When did that happen?" Sasuke said with wide eyes.

"Let's just say.. Since the chuunin exam.. :D" Naruto said.

"So nothing's happening between you and Hinata?" Sasuke said.

"Hinata? Oh! Hyuuga Hinata? What would be happening?" Naruto said dumbly. Sai and Sasuke sighed at his stupidity.

"Nothing.." Sasuke murmured, sighing.

"Such a dumbass.." Sai also murmured.

"We're off the topic! Anyways, how can Gaara like Sakura when he's like.. 50 thousand miles away from her?" Sasuke yelled.

"Well, as you know, Sakura is the best medic.. So she often went there for like.. community service?" Naruto said.

"As a matter of fact, Gaara even asked her out." Sai said, thinking.

"WHAT?" Sasuke was freaking out.

"God.. Chill, Sasuke! Don't worry.. She rejected him.. Thank goodness!" Naruto said, sighing in relief. Sasuke also sighed.

"But!!!" Naruto said, which made Sasuke nervous.

"But..?" Sasuke repeated.

"I have a feeling that something happened at the festival.." Naruto said, getting serious.

"Nothing happened, dumbass!" Sai said, annoyed.

"That's what you want to believe." Naruto said. "But everybody knew that something went on between them."

".. You're annoying me, Naruto.." Sai said.

"What happened?" Sasuke was eagered to know.

"I don't exactly know.. but.." Naruto said. "After the dance and other activities.. we all went for some.. drinks.."

"Alcohol?" Sasuke said.

"Durr.. We don't sit around and drink coke you know.." Naruto said.

"Just tell me what happened" Sasuke said angrily.

"Okay.. So we all like.. drank like crazy.. But Gaara can't drink like us, you know.. He's a kazekage.. And Sakura was getting drunk from all the alcohol.. Wait, do you know what happens when she becomes drunk?" Naruto asked Sasuke.

"Yeah, I totally know cuz we drank when we were 13!" Sasuke said.

"Okay.. When Sakura gets drunk.. She either gets really REALLY hyper or really emotional.." Naruto said.

"What do you mean by Hyper?" Sasuke said.

"Like.. flirty?" Naruto said. "She can probably get any guy when she's drunk. She becomes... sexy.. yet cute."

'I would totally want to see that..' Sasuke thought.

"Anyways, but this time... She became emotional." Naruto said. "And when she becomes emotional.. If you do or say something wrong, she can totally kill you."

Sasuke gulped at this.

'I would totally not want to see that..' He thought.

"So, Sakura started like.. crying.." Naruto said lowly. He hated seeing her cry, so did Sai. Sai's head went low at this.

"Why was she crying?" Sasuke asked carefully yet cooly.

"Well... You were part of it.. But, her parents were killed... While on a mission." Naruto said quietly.

Sasuke's eyes went wide at this. He never realized that Sakura would've suffered such a thing while he was gone. His heart hurt as he thought about what Sakura had to go through.

Sasuke was silent for a while. But naruto continued on with the story. "Anyways! So Gaara took her outside before she got drunk even more. And.."

"And??" Sasuke said.

"Nobody knows what happened after that." Naruto said.

"...Naruto.." Sasuke said.

"Yeah?" Naruto replied

"WTF WAS TAT?" Sasuke said.

"That's why I say I think something happened." Naruto said. "I'm pretty sure Gaara took her home.. or not.."

This made Sasuke twitch.. Something could have happened while they were alone..

"You don't think.." Sasuke said. Naruto and Sai looked up. "They did.. anything? Like.."

"Well, Lee came up crying to me and told me that he saw them kissing at the festival.." Naruto said.

"WHAT????" Sasuke yelled angrily.

"Hey, it's just kissing.." Sai said.

"Yeah, Sasuke. God, why do you act so protective all the sudden? You didn't care long time ago when I tried to kiss Sakura-chan." Naruto said.

"That's long time ago, dumbass!" Sasuke said.

"So why does it matter now?" Naruto asked.

"Well, we're all grown-ups.. And.." Sasuke murmured.

"You like her," Sai said simply.

"You guys like her too" Sasuke said.

"Uhm.. Yeah, and so does everyone else.." Naruto said.

"Some competition going on here, eh?" Sai said.

"Yeah.. Definitely.." Sasuke said.

"Let's bet.." Sai said.

"What bet?" Naruto said.

"Let's see who wins her at the end." Sai said. "The losers will no longer try to get her."

"Ha.." Sasuke said. "Deal."

"Fine with me." Naruto said. "What about Lee?"

"...Do you think Sakura will choose him?" Sasuke said.

"Oh.. Okay then." Naruto said.

Then they all made a pinky promise.

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Ahhhhhhhhhh... This chapter was just talking xP HAHAHA This is what happens when you're out of ideas.. x3

Love,

Haruno1004