Author's Note: I don't care if "Under The Sea" doesn't exist yet. Imagination, peoples, because pretending is fun!
Ginny sat by the Great Lake, her feet dipped in the water as she sang at the top of her lungs.
"The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake! You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake! Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor! Such wonderful things surround you, what more is you lookin' for?" she sang, swishing her feet. The Giant Squid poked its head out of the water, watching Ginny as she continued to sing.
"Under the sea! Under the sea! Darling, it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me!" She sang and sang without noticing what looked like a small bundle of orange fur emerging from the lake right beside her.
"Up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away! While we devotin', full time to float--" Ginny screamed and jumped up as she saw the kitten who had come from the water.
"A cat! From the Caruzian Empire! What brings thee here?" she asked the kitten. It merely looked up at her.
"Answer me, fool! Unless...of course! You are of the Ttervish Empire! You've come to invade my land!" She grabbed a stick from the ground and swatted it at the kitten as she slowly backed away. "Go back to your own land, wench!"
The kitten tilted its head, watching the stick. It bent down, sticking its little rear end in the air, and pounced. Ginny shrieked and backed away even further, dropping the stick.
"The little hairball fails to listen to me!" she exclaimed. The kitten crawled over to her and climbed on her shoe.
"There's a cat! On my shoe!" she squawked. "Now I'm going to have to be an old lady that lives with nineteen cats who is secretly a hot babe that models!"
When the kitten started chewing on her pant leg, Ginny picked it up.
"What do you want, fur-chicken?" she asked, examining it from arm's length. It mewed at her.
"DID YOU? YOU JUST--HOW DARE YOU, MEWING AT ME LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF CAT!" hollered Ginny. The kitten stared at her, and she stared at it, then Ginny sat back down by the lake.
"Down here all the fish is happy! As off through the waves they roll! The fish on the land ain't happy! They said 'cause they in their bowl!" sang Ginny as if nothing had just happened. She swayed back and forth with the kitten in her arms. A squirrel wandered over to her side. She looked down at it and screamed the scream that she liked to scream.
"A SQUIRREL! From the Squirrelian Empire! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" She set the kitten down, who raced off through the grass, and ran in the other direction, screeching, "STAY BACK, EVIL TURKEY-BUTT!"
Author's Note: Most definitely review this. I need ideas for future chapters.