From: Obsessive Gamer Chick

Subject: Eight Questions

Hi, me again.
Yes it is logically possible for a pyro to burn. In fact, that is how Axel dies/fades in the japanese KH2. He catches fire in his kamikaze attack. My suggestion? Slip a sleeping pill in his food and drench him in gasoline and the barbecue sauce of your choice. Then, all you have to do is get him really mad. Lol. Moving on to the questions.

1. Cake or cupcakes?

2. Riku or sora?

3. Favorite Final Fantasy Character in kh and kh2?

4. The best suggestion you've ever heard from any organization member?

5. The worst suggestion?

6. Am I getting annoying?

7. Hyper Demyx or very angry Roxas?

8. Do nobodies bleed? Do they sneeze? Do they use the bathroom?

Ok, I ran out of questions. Thanks a lot!!

Obsessive Gamer Chick (who rocks your socks! Ok, probably not...)

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Dear Obsessive Gamer Chick,

That is very interesting…I may have to try that…Hmm…BBQ chicken sauce sounds good. Now to answer your questions…

1) Saïx's moon cakes are quite delicious.

2) …meaning what exactly?

3) In Kingdom Hearts…I have to say…Hades…And of course…my Saïx in Kingdom Hearts Two…

4) Hmm…The best suggestion actually came from Demyx. I was thinking of a suitable punishment for Luxord. (He had gambled our live savings and had lost…although the other guy WAS cheating) and that was to sing the spice girls loud and clear (in a soundproof room just for the two of them) to make Luxord's ears bleed.

5) The worst suggestion came from Marluxia…his plan was to cover the whole worlds in flowers and scare the princesses of heart with his 'roses of doom.' Yes Marluxia…genius plan -rolls eyes- If you consider that the princesses LIKE flowers…the idiotic neophyte.

6) Not at all

7) Hyper Demyx

8) Yes, Yes and Yes…(unless you're Axel, in which case you fear water…therefore not daring too)

No comment.

Signed your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

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From: IzzyIzzy

Subject: None

Dear Mr Xemnas Sir:

Subject:None,don't need a subbie!

okay,I have been wondering about this since I played KH2:

There's light and Darkness right?There's always Heartless too,
and you say when a Heartless is made,a Nobody is made as well.So if there's always darkness,there's always Heartless!And if there's heartless, there's Nobodies!So,why are nobodies not supossed to exist if they always will be?

Also,do you know why Saix's hair is blue?Just wondering.

Peace!
IzzyIzzy Out!

P.S:Sorry if I offended your way of thinking,it's just that's been bothering me for a while.

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Dear IzzyIzzy

It is a question even -I- have difficulty understanding and Thus, still haven't worked out. I'm afraid I cannot help us here…If Darkness is eternal and Light is eternal…Then where do we stand…we are not even supposed to exist.

No…I tend not to ask…I can tell you that he is most definitely a natural bluenet…

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas.

P.S You have not offended me.

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From: Procraz3dfan

Subject: Cutting to the chase.

Hey Xemnas,
Let's cut to the chase.

1) Do you think the upcoming villain in Kingdom Hearts 3 can outstage you?
2) Do Nobodies even have freetime in between missions?
3) Did you ever read crackfics on Kingdom Hearts...if so did you even laugh?
4) Is it possible that the ghosts of emotions in a Nobody might come from a small connection to the original heart?
5) Do youhavae agents that are NOT Nobodies?
6) Are Nobodies and Heartless natural enemies?

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Dear Procraz3dfan

1) Not at all. I am The Superior. The master of eternal, everlasting Darkness.

2) Indeed.

3) Indeed, An amusing one of Xigbar stoned was found earlier today…That made me laugh.

4) Highly unlikely….although not impossible

5) Yes…Millie Ishtar Motou is one of them. However it sometimes worries me when she goes on a mission with Xigbar and Demyx…simple reason…Demyx usually is carried back unconscious.

6) No…Heartless can make good house-pets

Signed

Your superior and friend,

Xemnas

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From: Anime-Fan-Girlz

Subject: Three Questions and a Rant

Oh okay, you've seen both SW and LOTR. That's good. Never ever say otherwise again or I might really have a panic attack.

Friend? Friend?! Sweet! I could tell my other friends "Guess who I'm friends with?!" and they'll all be like, "Who?" and I'll be like, "Xemnas!" And they'll be like, "Cool!" Yeah that's awesome...

And I have super good news that I'm sharing to the world! I'm gonna be an aunt! Whoo!

Anyways... since you're as close as you'll ever be to be sorry for the last time's transgressions (because I know you can't feel), I'll loosen up with questions. This also has to do with the fact that I'm not good at thinking up questions.

1-What kinda music do you like?
2-Have you ever had to balance a checkbook?
3-Do you like orange juice?

And... I'm out of random questions to pester you with! Bye bye for now!

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Dear Anime-Fan-Girlz

Hmm…that is not so good…maybe Vexen could give you some pills for those.

Indeed. Although I am not so good on relationships…(although Saïx and I are doing great, thank you for asking)

That's interesting.

Thank you, indeed.

1) Demyx has quite the singing voice. I like to listen to his songs

2) Indeed and I rather not mention it -shudders-

3) Banana Juice is better especially when Marluxia makes it.

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

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From: Tsubasa-Angel

Subject: Four Questions

Okay, Xemnas-sama. This is from, yours truly, Tsubasa-Angel.
Here are a few questions...

1. When you say "indeed", it makes me laugh. I don't know why, but do you?
2. Why does one of your Organization XI member,(I don't remember his name) use cards to battle? I got turned into a friggin cube when I battled him! ANd, it sucked. Because of that, he was harder to beat than you...
3. Why are you so freakin weak? It took me like 10 minutes to beat you! My brother was in awe of my power! lol
4. Would you prefer if I called you Xemnas-Dono(I think thats how you spell it) or Xemnas-sama?

Meaning no disrespect,
Tsubasa-Angel

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1) I have no idea…

2) That would be number Ten Luxord, it's because he's the Gambler of Fate. He's just cool.

3) I am far from weak…you just need to learn to control your power.

4) Xemnas-Dono…seems respectful enough.

No disrespect noted.

Signed,

Your superior and Friend,

Xemnas.

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