A/N: Wow, I haven't updated in a loooong time! Anyway, thanks reviewers, I'm surprised you like this! It's not my best work. If you guys want to see a really funny Mary Sue thing, go here: It has five parts and it's freakin' awesome!
Until then, have fun reading this:D
CHALLENGE 3: CAN'T THINK OF A NAME, SORRY.
It was a sunny day in HogwartsLand. The Sues were all inside the Sue room, doing nothing.
Stormy was chewing bubble gum upside down, Keanna was plotting world domination, Rose Petal was being radiant, and Jade S. was singing the Simpson's theme song.
Ever since Sandrena was voted out, things were much less boring in the Sue world, which was pathetic cause it was pretty boring.
"I wonder what our next challenge will be." Aradia asked.
"I hope it's better then the last one!" Forrest, who was still recuperating from the AOL incident, said. Her eyes still looked like this: 0.0
"I hope it's something fun!" Stormy moaned, then began choking on her gum.
"Stormy! How un-Sueish of you!" Said Vixen. She was in a very bad mood because the night before she had tried to escape by turning into a fly and getting out 'unnoticed.' It had not gone well.
"I bet we'll have to do something hard, like….Math." Jade S. said thoughtfully, even though it was stupid.
"I just hope we do our best! I bet we'll all get by perfectly!" Rose Petal said encouragingly. Keanna glowed in frustration, threw a pillow at her, and went back to the Smart Sue room. Rose Petal waved her hand and turned the pillow into a butterfly. "I'm sure I'll lose….Because I'm so ordinary…I am." She said as she played with the butterfly.
"Like…Totally?" Stormy said slowly. She was becoming increasingly unintelligent from not being the star of a fan fic. It's big problem with American!Sues, their not very bright unless someone else makes them so.
Later on that day, Harriet went and got the mail.
"OMG! Guys! Guys! We got the instructions for our next challenge!" Harriet screamed, running into the Sue Wing.
All the Mary Sues excitedly gathered around to hear her read.
" 'For your next challenge, you will be required to come to the Quidicth field. Do not wear some of your usual gorgeous clothes because you will get messy. You will be there at 6:oo tonight.' "Harriet read.
"Oooo! It will be something fun!" Stormy said, jumping up and down.
"This is gonna suck." Keanna moaned.
XOXOXOXOX
At 6:00 that night, all the Sues left their room and headed to the Quidicth field.
Even though they were not wearing anything nice, they still managed to look good, of course. This time all the clothes looked like something out of a stupid monster movie (you know, how all the girls wear something really small as they run from the ghost.
When they got there, they all gasped at the same time. The field had been changed into a large obstacle course, complete with a mud pit!
They all stood in a line and Jade H. walked up to them.
"Good evening, Sues. Welcome to the next challenge. For this, you will all go through this obstacle course and who ever makes it through first wins immunity. Also, please feel free to fight each other, it brings our ratings way up." She said. "Start over there and….GO!"
The Sues looked around at he obstacle course in front of them, unsure where to go.
Then suddenly, Keanna took of running towards the first thing: They had to climb across monkey bars…over a pit of Jello.
"Oh damn it." Jade S. moaned and followed the others to the monkey bars, whining all the way.
One by one they climbed and, to the disappointment of many of the guys spying on them, they did not fall into the Jello.
Keanna jumped off the monkey bars and ran across the field, closely followed by Rose Petal and Stormy.
The next thing they came to was the pool of mud with a rope hanging over it.
Stormy gasped as Rose Petal knocked Keanna out of the way and jumped on the rope first.
Everyone was so shocked that for a moment, no one moved. Then Keanna scowled and jumped after her.
"Oooo!" Said the announcer. "Rose Petal thought she could get ahead with that move, but she didn't know what's coming next!"
As Rose Petal ran from the pit of mud, something very unexpected happened: Watermelons started rolling out from nowhere.
"Oomph!" Rose Petal landed flat on her face.
"Oh my god, she's been hit with a watermelon!" Harriet screamed. Her glasses had fallen off and she had an insanely determined look in her eyes.
Just then, a wolf came charging out of nowhere.
"Aaaaand there's Vixen coming up in the lead, although she's in wolf form, so I don't think that's allowed, but hey! Whatever!" The announcer cried.
After almost everyone had dodged the watermelons, they came upon a huge rock wall thingy that they had to climb.
"OW! OW! OW!" They heard. A few looked behind them to see Aradia being hit with multiple watermelons and rolling down a hill into the mud pit.
"Seriously, why are there watermelons?!" Jade S. demanded. "Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to be climbing a wall." She sighed and started climbing.
Once over the wall, Jade S. saw something strange: Rose Petal was using her evil Sue powers to freeze the others so she would get ahead.
"BAWHAHAHAHAHA!" She cackled as she ran through the last of the course.
"Not….Fair…" Stormy said slowly as she unfroze.
"Oooo! She'll pay for that!" Keanna yelled. She freed herself from Rose Petal's evil spell and charged after her with (what else) inhuman speed.
"AAAIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" She shrieked, tackling Rose Petal to the ground.
"Yes! Yes! Our ratings just went through the roof!" The announcer cried.
While Keanna and Rose Petal beat each other up, Harriet ran past them.
"Ha ha, suckers! My natural athleticism makes me perfect for this challenge! Baw hahahahahaha!"
Suddenly, everything went in slow motion as Harriet crossed the finish line.
Keanna and Rose Petal stopped fighting long enough to stare at her like this: 0o0
Then they jumped up and ran after her.
"Aaaand it's Harriet Potter to the finish line first! Yes, she wins immunity! Coming in next is Keanna, then Rose Petal…Now Vixen, who would have crossed sooner, but got in trouble for turning into a wolf! Next comes Stormy and Jade Sue! And finally, Forrest, who is not doing very well on this challenge! But where's Aradia? Oh my… She's still stuck in the mud. That doesn't look good for her, does it Bob?" The first announcer said.
"No, it sure doesn't, Phil. But you never know, maybe she'll turn this game around!" Bob said.
"Ha ha, I doubt it, Bob." Phil laughed.
"Do you have to doubt me on everything?! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, DAMMIT?!" Bob screamed, throwing his microphone down.
"Not here, Bob!" Phil cried. Then they noticed all the Sues looking at them.
"Umm…OK! Let's go back to The Sue Wing and wait for the next voting ceremony!" Jade H. said, pushing all the Sues back towards the castle.
XOXOXOXOXO
A few hours later, all the Sues went down to the Great Hall for the voting.
The found Jade H. waiting for them, as always.
"Welcome, Sues." she said. "Before we get started, I would like to talk to you about today's challenge. Aradia, what happened out there"
Aradia sighed. "I don't know. I guess I'm more of the slender, beautiful Sue that doesn't do things like obstacle courses. I'm made for being a great, innocent, perfect Sue." She shook her head.
"Mmm hmm, mm hmm, and what about you, Rose Petal? We saw a shocking display of aggression out on the field today. What's up with that?" Jade H. asked.
"Oh, um…Ha ha ha." Rose Petal laughed nervously. "Um, I think it's because of the fact that I am the child of Bellatrix Lastrange and Luscious Malfoy. It was there evil nature coming up inside of me. I //sob// can't help it"
And readers and viewers everywhere said "Aww, that poor little girl!" at the same time.
"Oh, that's to bad. Well, let's get on with the voting!" Jade H. said. "Harriet won immunity, so she goes first"
Harriet went up to the sorting hat and wrote Rose Petal on a piece of paper.
After everyone had voted, Jade H. got the hat.
"OK, first vote….Keanna. Next vote…Rose Petal. Rose Petal"
Rose Petal glared at everyone.
"So that's two votes Rose Petal and one vote Keanna. Next vote, Aradia. Jade S. Hey! That's me only highly exaggerated! Anyway, Aradia. Aradia. And the last person voted out off of SUEvivor is…….
TWINTY MINUTES LATER….
"…..Aradia"
Aradia blinked a few times then got up and walked away.
"Mary Sues, please return to The Sue Wing and await your next challenge." Jade H. said.
The Sues got up and went back.
END OF CHALLENGE THREE.
NEXT WEEK ON SUEvivor: A shocking twist in the game. "I can't believe their doing this!" Said Stormy.
And another back breaking challenge.
A/N: Hope you guys like it! Also, hope you look at that link up there, it's really funny. If you review, please don't flame!