-Is proud of my Saïx- Well…if you had read the previous chapter you would note that Saïx took over my computer…So afraid to say that Lady Isla's questions were not answered, therefore I shall answer them now.

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From: Lady Isla

Subject: Names and Questions

Hey, Xemmy-baby (do you mind if I call you "Xemmy-baby"?)

1) Do you any of the members from the Org. XI call you "Xemnas"?
2) Do you HAVE a THING for Saix? If you do, I think you're crazy. Besides he's MINE!!
3) If a tree falls down and there's no one around to hear it... would it still make a sound?

Ta ta for now!

-Lady Isla

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Yes I do Indeed mind. Xigbar drives me insane with that.

1) Most don't tend to and end up calling me 'Superior'. However Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexeuas and Saïx do.

2) I think you'll find this has been answered by my lover Saïx

3) Indeed.

Goodbye

Signed,

Xemnas.

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From: CheshireCat o.Oo.O

Subject: Seven Questions

Dear Xemnas,
1) Have you ever found the source of the MANSEX thing or are you still trying to kill whoever started it?
2) What DO you do with your time off?
3) Do you have any Tattoo's? (Wow thats a random question)
4) All in all Who is your favorite (besides Saix) Organization member??
5) Why do you guys keep your hoods up all the time? We already know who you are. Doesn't change the fact that Sora has to fight you.
6) Heartless make good pets?

Don't worry I've got a million questions for you. But here's the Worst. BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

Your Friend and Disciple,
The Cheshire Cat
"Of all the things I miss, my mind is not one of them."

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Dear The Cheshire Cat

1) Your mission, when you choose to accept it, is to hunt down, said person and report back. I shall deal with them personally.

2) I would tell you…however this would have to be 'M'-rated

3) No…though I might get one…I'll see what Saïx says.

4) Demyx…he's actually very sweet.

5) …For effect.

6) Indeed. Demyx has a baby shadow in his room I think.

-raises eyebrow- I don't see why this effects you…however I prefer boxers.

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

P.S You have some interesting sayings.

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From: Muffinizer

Subject: Five Questions

Whee. Dear Mansex... Uh... -coff- Let's start over.
Dear Xemnas-donodono!
First off, you must be bored to do this, eh? Not too busy obsessing over Kingdom Hearts? -Laughs-

1. If you were to be reincarnated as a kick-butt villain in the next game (-underlines "if"-) - that is, if Squeenix loved you enough to put you back in, sarcasm sarcasm - d'you think you'd still have that seckseh hairstyle of yours? 'Cause y'know, 'sides that ebil dud voice you have, I think your hair is the reason why I'm a fangirl.

2. Xemnas-donodono, I've seen, uhh, an Ask Larxene thing around here too... D'you think yours is superior compared to that blonde nymph's Q&A? (Well, you are Number One while she's like... who cares?)

3. Say you kinda went back in time to... let's say CoM; if you had the chance, would you kick some members out and recruit any kinda villanous, magic-weilding person in their stead? (Please don't say Saix, 'cause, c'mon, we all love him.)

4. ... You sign everything with "Your Superior and friend." What's a friend to you?

5. And for the whole "Your Superior" thing, you haven't been around some Order members or the "author" of this when they were playing Tales of Symphonia, right? 'Cause those lines sound oddly familiar. I'd freak out if you started calling everyone "inferior beings." ... Oh dear.

My this was fun. Way to kill a few minutes making questions up, self. -nod-

-Muffinizer + yaoi fanservice in reality? Let chaos begin!

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Dear Muffinizer

1) Indeed, afterall…Saïx loves to run his fingers through it.

2) Indeed. I AM Superior.

3) No…I quite like my team the way they are…even Axel is bearable…and that Roxas child.

4) …Someone who does what they are told and obeys orders while looking up to me, giving respect and likes to be around.

5) No comment.

That seems plausible,

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

P.S That sounds dangerous…

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From: Tsuabsa-Angel

Subject: Just a few things

Yay!
Okay, Xemnas-dono, Here are my questions!
By the way, I'm one of your FRINEDS? insert gasp here
Yay!
Would you like to be a somebody other then a nobody?
Did you hear Utada Hikaru's songs for KH and KH2? What do you think of them? (And, if you have played the game, then you would have heard her)
What do you mean by "just need to learn to control my power?"
I have FULL control of my own awesome power! I just use them when I'm sorta hyper... But that's not what I'm talking about...
Ah, well. A random moment...that I am PROUD of! Yeah!

Again, No disrespect,
from Tsuabsa-Angel
EEK! I'm your friend! YAY!

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Dear Tsuabsa-Angel,

Indeed, you are it seems.

Well I'd like to have my heart back…

Beautiful… (We are talking about Simple and Clean here right?)

Yes…well…You couldn't have beaten me unless you cheated…

Good for you…

No disrespect noted,

Signed,

Your superior and friend,

Xemnas