From: Tsubasa-Angel

Subject: Another Rant

Gawd! You see through EVERYTHING, don't you, Xemnas-dono! But, the fact is, I did NOT cheat! It was my millionth time playing through KH2! That's why! I knew every move you used, and I used a combination of keyblades that I thought worked best! And, it worked! When you fight a person who uses the same strategy everytime you fight the person, it sorta gets easier to beat that person, in this case, you. But, that was beacause of the game,wasn't it? You are SO much better than that! Why else would you be leader of the awesomest orginization EVER! Yay for Xemnas-dono! 3 cheers! Yay!

No disrespect, from your friend, who considers you a superior above all superiors,
Tsubasa-Angel!

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Dear Tsubasa-Angel,

If you played the game a million times over, then of course you're going to defeat me. Because you knew my every move…Therefore you still cheated. Playing the game over and over again…so that you would win within ten minutes. Indeed I am better than that ask Saïx, if you don't believe me. Thank you.

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas.

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From: Procraz3dfan

Subject: Four Questions and a post script

Xemnas,

1) Did you like how you were portrayed in the game...if there was anything to change what would it be?

2) Do you allow other Nobodies to get in tune of their ghost feelings? What if it fell against your best interest?

3) This obsession of Kingdom Hearts...Did you really just want your heart back or was there a world domination motive underlying that.

4) How do you chose which member goes on a specific mission?

Signed Procraz3dfan

Post Script: I hope that you are content ( since to can't technically feel emotion) with your life

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Dear Procraz3dfan

1) I would have preferred it if the didn't make me so predictable

2) Indeed I do. Otherwize it's not fair on Xigbar. Did I mention we're quite good friends?

3) Laughable, I only wanted two things, My Saïx and My Heart.

4) I go by their abilities and what the mission requires. (I do however which that Square Enix had reborn Marluxia and put him there instead…or possibly Lexeuas)

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

P.S As Long as I have my ghost feelings, My Saïx and Ilixelm…my non-existant life is worth living.

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From:Sofricus Aurora Zakuro

Subject: Yaoi, Yuri and The Tin Man.

My dear Superior,

Only a moment of your time, and I shall try to be literate, unlike many of your questioners.
1. Do you prefer Yaoi (boylove,) Yuri (girllove,) or Het?
2. Do you like waffles?
3. Have you heard of the Wizard of Oz?? Because one of the characters (the Tin Man) doesn't have a heart but wants one. would you consider letting him into the Organization?
Sincerely,
Sofricus
P.S. I think you are really cool but your evil glare when I first saw you in hollow bastion (after I beat Demyx) kind of creeped me out and made me lose sleep

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Dear Sofricus Aurora Zakuro

I am not yours…however do continue.

Why Thank you…someone finally understands me.

1) I prefer Yaoi…although Ilixelm is always reading Yuri…Oh My Kingdom Hearts! Does this mean she's gay too?

2) Ilixelm makes waffles taste delicious! Axel just burns them…

3) No…most definitely not…

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

P.S You poor thing…

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From: Ms. Bubbles

Subject: Saïx

OI!

Why Saix?
You could've done so much better!
I mean, seriously, he's ugly.

(Saix, don't kill me! I know Tai-Chi!)

I should run now, yeah?

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Dear Ms. Bubbles

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY LOVER! It just goes to show how fangirls can be jealous over one as beautiful as he is. What's the matter dear? Can't have beautiful long hair like that? -smirks- My Saïx is not ugly. Again…you are just consumed by the jealously…powerless to control it…just like my former teacher…Ansem.

My dearest Saïx…Don't worry about her…Ilixelm will deal with her…

-Ilixelm smirks as she readies her Voodoos-

Yes…run while you can…Voodoo is a strong power. -Smirk-

Signed,

Your Superior,

Xemnas

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From: (0.0)

Subject: Six Questions

1-is your hair natural or did u dye it?
2-what is your favorite world besides the world that never was?
3-Are you being held hostage? if you are tell me where so i can taunt you...
4-why do you keep on ansking riku if he's jelouse of sora in one of the final battles?
5-why aren't there more girl nobodies in the organization you sexist jerk?
6- and what does your room look like, dare i ask?

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1) My hair is natural

2) Hmm…Not sure…We went on a vacation to Pleasure Island at one stage…that was near disastrous…Never drink beer from that place again…You might get turned into a donkey…

3) No…My daughter thought it would be best for my anger management (and my sanity) if I spoke to people outside the Organization.

4) …Curiosity…

5) I AM NOT A SEXIST JERK! Blame Square Enix and Disney.

6) THAT'S PRIVATE

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

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From: CheshireCat o.Oo.O

Subject: Eight Questions

Side Note:I am now in the process of finding said person (The whole Mansex thing) and setting them on fire.
Woot fire END SIDE NOTE:

Dear Xemnas,
It is very consoling to hear that you think of me as a friend. However it is unfortunate that you are gay. A lot of disappointed Xemnas fans but a lot of happy YAOI fans. Oh well Cest La Vie.
Ah now to the questions.
1) Is Axel gay? (Seeing as you and Saix are together I am moving on to my next choice in Men.)
2) What kind of books do you read?
3) Do you celebrate Holidays? (Christmas, Thanksgiving, Etc.)
4) What is it with Silver Haired Men being the Enemy? (I like Silver Haired Men thank you very much)
5) If you had a chance to fight Sora again, wouldn't you just go straight into the Ultimate Form?
6) If I were to visit out of the blue one day, What would be your reaction?
7) Why don't you redecorate the Castle that Never Was? (Please tell me you wouldn't put flowers everywhere because that would just drive me nuts.)
8) Do you guys ever Take Vacations? And where do you go if you do?

Your Friend and Disciple,
The Cheshire Cat
"No one truly knows the extent of a broken heart, Until you have lost yours." (Laments of the Cheshire Cat)

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Dear CheshireCat o.Oo.O,

In response to your side note: Thank you…much appreciated

Indeed

1) I do not think so…however he most likely to be in denial and therefore may not own up to it.

2) Romance novels and Shakespeare

3) Only Halloween and our non-existant birthdays…

4) My thoughts exactly…(except I prefer natural blue hair)

5) Indeed…Although I had to follow the script…damn Enix…

6) I'd make sure you stuck by Ilixelm at all times…I don't trust the others and Saïx would be busy…

7) …Oh My Kingdom Hearts NO! That would just be the kind of antics Number Eleven would do…-shudders-

8) Indeed…last year we went to Halloween Town…that was…interesting…to say the least.

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

P.S Indeed…Thank you.