From: SoraXNamine
Subject: Wow!
Oh-ma-gosh this was so awesome! luved it!
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Dear SoraXNamine…
Thank you!
Signed,
Your Superior and friend,
Xemnas
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From: …Saïx?
Subject: The Date?
Hello my lover it's me,Saix.Are we still up tonight?I can't wait!Your mine and i'm yours ok!Buh bye
Your lover Saïx
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To whoever you may be…you can't fool me…You are not my Saïx! Let me explain why there are several flaws to your so-called 'Identity'.
1) You're far too casual with your sentence structure.
2) Your spelling of 'bye-bye' is appalling.
3) Saïx would never announce our private affairs out loud
And Lastly,
That tone is a lot like Xigbar's…casual and disrespectful…I know Saïx to be better than that.
Signed,
The Superior.
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From: Tsubasa-Angel
Subject: apologies
Okay, Xemnas-dono, sorry about that rant...
Anyway, why Saix... what
do you see in him? (I mean, no offense, just curiosity)(And they said
curiosity killed the cat...)
Hey, Kingdom Hearts, why is it rated
so freakin low if there are gay guys in there? (Not that I mind, just
worring about the younger people playing KH and KH2)
Anyway, my
apolagies about my rant, a sugar rush... sigh. Need to keep away from
sugar... and chocolate...
Anyway, no disrespect intended,
Tsubasa-Angel
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Dear Tsubasa-Angel
He's smart, loyal, Sexy, Beautiful, funny…adorable at times and is not afraid to speak his mind around me. He's just…perfect for me in every way. I just hope I can be perfect for him.
Ever seen Yu-Gi-Oh? Well put it this way…That show has more homosexuals than Kingdom hearts even the women are gay…Ilixelm…I'd rather not know HOW Anzu and Mai 'get it on' thank you!
Apology accepted. It amuses me how sugar can make one so 'high'
No disrespect taken into account.
Signed,
Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
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From: CheshireCat o.Oo.O
Subject: Seven questions and a side note.
Side Note: Still in the process of finding the retard with Mansex on the brain. END SIDE NOTE:
Dear Xemnas,
Here's a very personal
question... Don't get mad, WHY ARE ALL THE HOT MEN GAY? Damn I cannot
get a friggin break here!Cough moving on...
1) Has Vexen
actually come up with a solution to your being heartless yet?
2)
Does Saix have any tattoos? (what is my obsession with that
question?)
3) With the discrimination associated with two of the
same gender coming together, what would you have to say to a
discriminatory bastards with limited thinking capabilities?
4) Do
you promote free thinking in your organization?
5) Is Saix REALLY
a nice person or is that an act to fool the non wary?
6) If I
could give you my heart Would you take it?
7) What was the most
frightening movie that you have ever seen?
Your friend and
ever faithful,
The Cheshire Cat
"The heart is fragile,
but handle it the right way and there is no way to break it."
(Laments of the Cheshire Cat)
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Dear Cheshire,
Much appreciated and I have no idea…
1) Not yet…He needs time and space…Ilixelm knows why…but for some reason…won't tell me.
2) I'm afraid I am not going to answer this.
3) This so dreadfully unprofessional: FUCK YOU World, I'm a Nobody!
4) Indeed.
5) -frowns- He is most certainly a kind loving nobody to which I am deeply in love with…ghost feelings that feel so real…
6) How do you mean by that…?
7) One of those Mary-Kate and Ashley chick flicks -shudders-
Signed,
Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas