From: Kyolove13

Subject: Questions

HELLO SUPER SUPERIOR,

Are you mad that your my 2ed fav member?
Are you mad that Demy-chan is first?(pleas don't be mad...I still love you.)
Your hair is awsome!!
Can you help me with my nobody name?(real name Melanie.)
Can tell my best emo friend Zexy-san I said hi?
Can you put love?(evan if you can't love)

Thank you Superior Xemnas

Your fathful fangirl,
Kyolove13

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Dear Kyolove13,

Not at all…I know you love me…But don't feel disheartened that I can't love you for I love Saïx and isn't that important? Thank you…I love my hair too. I'm sorry I cannot help you here…But not fear…Xigbar is around somewhere…

Of course…I shall! I'm sorry that I can't…I don't want to upset my dearest Saïx.

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

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From: Tsubasa-Angel

Subject: Agreement and Questions

Xemnas-dono,
- Oh, you should try it! Unless you don't like sweets, I won't suggest it. It mainly works when someone who likes eating sugar eats a lot of it! (Oh, and if I'm sugar high, I find that I type REALLY fast!)
Yu-Gi-Oh... You have a VERY good point there.-shudder-
Well, on with the questions!-
I remember you saying that you thought Simple and Clean was beautiful, right? By Utada Hikaru? Ring a bell? Well, I want an explanation, really. I mean, was it the words that you thought beautiful, or the song, and do you mean the English version or the Japanese version? I, personally, think both of them are great!
Anyway, I know this was random, but I LOVE giving you questions that YOU answer! Yay! Okay, calming down now...

Meaning no disrespect (I just LOVE putting that!)
Tsubasa-Angel

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Dear Tsubasa-Angel

I once ate some chocolate Sprinkles and Sea-Salt Ice cream…as a gift from Demyx and Ilixelm…It was err….interesting…I have never felt a sugar rush…but I should really stop drinking Sake. Indeed I do. -smirk- As for the songs. Both versions are beautiful. Thank you…I like to answer you.

None Taken

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

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From: ArtemisBlack555

Subject: Seven Questions

Umm, Xemnas, I still think that Axel started the whole Mansex stuff...

1. What would you do after you got a heart? I would take over the worlds.
2. Do you like cookies?
3. Does Roxas annoy you?
4. Do I annoy you?
5. Does Ilixelm annoy you?
6. Do you want me to go away now?
7. OMG, I just thought of something! 1+78! Oh, eww, bad thoughts...

ehem, bye Superior!

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Dear ArtemisBlack555

1) The first thing I would do is to express my love to Saix

2) No

3) Rarely…It's his best friend that drives me to the brink of insanity.

4) Not at all

5) Does my daughter annoy me? …Occasionally when she asks for something I won't let her have, then she goes and asks her other father: Saïx and she gets her own way…-shakes head fondly-

6) Only go when you want to.

7) …Ilixelm would be terrified…

Goodbye,

Signed,

Your superior and friend,

Xemnas

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From: Taerga Live

Subject: Almost Everything

Xemnas,
I've been wondering something. I just resently beaten KH2 for the second time and noticed something. You told Ansem the Wise that "Only a fool would be his appreantance." (Sorry about my horrible spelling skills...and I'm going to be an english teacher how?) You do realize that you just insulted yourself, Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, and Zexion...right? Oh, and why is it anytime someone asks you to chose between two different foods, you always say Saïx's moonpie even though they were not a choice? Are they really THAT good? Can you teach me how to fight? When I was fighting you, I notice that you have an amazing fighting style. One more thing. You asked someone to try an figure out who came up with the whole "Mansex" thing. My thoughts are on either Sora, Mickey, or even Ansem the Wise himself. I mean, you DID steal the guy's name. Just consider it as pay-back from him. Just throwing the idea out there.
Viel Glück findend Ihre Herzen!
Ihr Freund und Stütze, Taerga Live

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Dear Taerga Live,

Oh I did, didn't I? Still never mind…Saïx's moon is the best thing that happened me…(after our daughter, of course) I could I suppose…teach you how to fight, other than just pressing the 'X' button. That's interesting…

Translation please?

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

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From: CheshireCat o.Oo.o

Subject: Three Questions

Dear Xemnas,
Okay question number six is not in the romantic sense. If I had it in my power to relinquish my heart so that you may feel again. I would. Therefore If I could give you the capability to feel again, in other words give you my heart, would you take it? I would never try to steal you away from Saix. I like and respect BOTH of you too much to do something like that.
1) Have you ever MET Sephiroth?
2) What is your favorite Heartless?
3) Whats your favorite food?

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Dear CheshireCat o.Oo.o

Thank you, and of course I'd take your heart, it's about time someone respected us. Ilixelm has just added 'Aww…But I respect you Daddy' and is now currently hugging me…making it very difficult to type.

1) Once…let's just say…instinct took over and therefore I threw him out.

2) My Neoshadow named Yami

3) Saïx's Moonpie

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas

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From: crazed yaoi fangirl

Subject: Ranting and Questions

Hello Superior sir!!
It's an honor:P Just for the record!! I do NOT! agree with Ms. Bubbles or whoever in chapter eight?? I happen to think both you and Saix are the two sexiest members.. :D And your love child i would imagine to be quite beautiful... Anywhoosle!! on to the questions!!

1) Who is the uke and who's the seme:giggles:
2) Pepsi or Coke?
3) whispers you have the awesomest sexiest hair!!
4) Juicy Fruit or Big Red?
5) How is it that nobodys can defy the natural laws of exsistance? None of you are supposed to exist, but then.. Here you are..
6) Personally, I like the side of nothingness the best.. in the constant struggle between light and darkness... Nothingness is eternal. Light and darkness are both retarded because they don't realize that one cant exsist without the other... Without chaos, order cannot exsist, (vise versa) and so what's left in their wake is nothingness... Where do you think the whole grey area of nothing falls between these constantly battling sides?

Sorry for the rants!! but I just had to get it out!! And thank you for your time Superior. I know it's precious to you sir.
bows respectfully

your humbled disciple,
Crazed yaoi fangirl

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Dear crazed yaoi fangirl,

1) I am the Seme…Saïx is my beautiful uke.

2) Pepsi

3) Thank you

4) Big Red…

5) It is a question…even I have difficulty in the concepts of.

6) Indeed…I do not know…

You are most welcome and Thank you,

Signed,

Your Superior and Friend,

Xemnas