From: CheshireCat o.Oo.O
Dear
Xemnas,
1) I am sure that this question has been asked but what
did you do about Marluxia trying to take the organization from
you?
2) Xigbar told me that he would like a motorcycle. So I have
the same question for you, Cars or Motorcycles?
3) Why does
everyone think that Zexion is EMO?
4) I am getting clues from
several sources on this page about possible MANSEX retards and Does
Axel slip up and call you Mansex every once in a while? It might be
him but I am actually leaning more towards Sora or Riku.
5) Have
you ever seen your Heartless? (You know Ansem from KH1)I mean your
tan looks good on you but he is pushing it. Creepy Oo.
6) Why are
your chairs that High up? (I had a hypothesis about either a) It
protects you from any outside forces trying to reach you. I mean how
many people can scale a 25 to 30 foot chair that you know of, without
warping. or b) Axel gets fire crazy and in an attempt to put out the
flames Demyx has to flood the place.
One more thing, apparently I am getting some sort of Reputation with you guys because Xigbar knows who I am and says that you say I have very interesting sayings. I will take said comment as a compliment. And hope Marluxia doesn't hold it against me for asking question number one...
The
Cheshire Cat
"The day my sanity ran away was probably the
happiest day of my life." (Strange happenings)
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Dear Cheshire Cat,
1) I gave him to the nice fangirl with the attic.
2) I would like a Stretch Limozine then I won't ever have to worry about my daughter or Saïx being seen.
3) He really does sit in the corner and cut his wrists I'm afraid to say.
4) Axel is always calling me 'Mansex' and then he corrects himself.
5) I'm not sure whether to be disturbed or flattered.
6) Actually…it's a bit of both.
Indeed it appears so.
Signed,
Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
P.S I still have my sanity…just about…
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From: Taerga Live
Xemnas,
For
the record, "Viel Glück findend Ihre Herzen!" means
"Good luck finding your heart" and "Ihr Freund und
Stütze" means "Your friend and supporter." Well,
so says My friend takes German in school and I like different
languages. (Hm...I guess I should at least ask a question...) If you
could learn a different language, what would it be and why? (I am
aware that in the different worlds, everyone convenently speak the
same language.) Do you play video games at all? If so, what ones? Oh,
and is there any way you could just start a rant for me? For some
reason, listening to people rant is just fun for me. You don't have
to. Okay, bye!
Taerga Live
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Dear Taerga Live,
Thank you, that is interesting. I would learn how to read Ancient Egyptian. Surprizingly, Ilixelm can speak, read and write it. Her Dairy is written in hieroglyphics and therefore I do not understand what she has written. This concerns me.
I have played Pokémon, Kingdom Hearts and many Final Fantasies. Although Luxord is the one you should talk to about games.
I do not rant…I do not digress and I most certainly don't get distracted…maybe that's why Ilixelm often feels neglected…I must pay more attention to her and possibly her diary….(If I can get Vexen to translate it) Oblivion only knows what sort of impurities have invaded her precious, delicate, smart, powerful mind.
Signed,
Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
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From: Chibi Inuyasha Lover 4ever
Dear Superior,
1) I desperately want to give you a fangirl hug, but
I'm afraid of what Saix will do to me... can you ask him that it's
merely for fangirl purposes or something? I really don't want to ruin
your relationship! PLEASE ASK! U rule! 8D
2) Can I give Saix a
hug for the same fangirl reasons I have for you?
3) If you could
destroy any world, which would it be? (besides Destiny Island)
4)
What shampoo do you use? Do you share it with Saix?
5) Does my
nobody name sound alright? (Ahlixa)
6) Can I call you Pretty? (YOU
FREAKING ARE! Same goes for Saix)
7) I have a friend who likes
Yuri too, do you think your daughter would want to meet him?
8)
Peach or Lemon ice tea?
9) Can you imagine Saix with orange hair?
(where did THAT come from?!?!)
10) May I ask Saix for the recipe
for his moon pie?
11) How do you suppose you'll get your heart
back once you complete Kingdom Hearts? Is your heart just going to
magically fly down from it back to you or do you have to search
through the mass of them all and trying out every single one?
12)
Can I be your friend? (starry eyes)
13) As much as I fangirl about
you and Saix, I'm afraid I love number 8... do you mind if I take him
for about a year or two? (that is once I find him in a certain
authoress' closet) :)
Lots of hugs on hold until you say the
word,
CIL4
P.S: what's a Seme and an Uke? o.O
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Dear CIL4,
1) You may give me a hug on the terms that my dearest number seven agrees and knows about it. Possessiveness runs in the family.
2) Indeed.
3) Disney Castle.
4) While Marluxia uses Herbal Essence…I use Darkness Paradox, although I do sometimes share it with my dearest number seven, his personal shampoo is called Luna Eclipse.
5) Its interesting…
6) No…I am masculine…possibly sexy and hot, not pretty. (Although I do agree that my number seven is extremely pretty)
7) Him…-twitch-…HIM!? -twitch, twitch- Hm…I would have to meet him first.
8) Although I tend to enjoy both, I prefer Peach Ice Tea. As it is not so sour.
9) OH my Kingdom Hearts NO!
10) …Well I suppose…however whether he'd give it to you is another matter.
11) I actually don't know…I am hoping my heart would just appear into me…
12) -smirks- I don't see why not…
13) Indeed…Its not like I would miss him…
Thank you,
Signed,
Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
P.S You had better ask Ilixelm about that one…
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From: Verycrazygirl
To Xemnas
Just to let you know, I respect you, and your choices
greatly
Subject: questions
1) (for kingdom hearts sake,
please no details) how on earth could you and saix create your
daughter? Afterall you are both male (you don't have to answer this,
just don't get mad)
2) What is a moonpie?
3) who would you call
your friends in the organisation? (not including saix and your
daughter
4) would you like it if I give the whole of the
organisation hearts for 24 hours?
5) if so you should have a heart
just after I read the reply :)
6) I would like to join you if I
can (power would be morphing)
7) here's 50 dollors, treat
yourself
sorry if any of these affended you
Thank you for
answering my questions superior
From a respectful
fan
Verycrazygirl
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Dear Verycrazygirl
Thank you,
1) No, no its alright, She was the result of an experiment that Vexen helped with.
2) A pie made of melted marshmallows and sweet pastry decorated in chocolate sauce, with rare Ganlon berries.
3) Xigbar, Xaldin and Vexen.
4) …And how in The World that Never Was are you going to do that?
6) Finally….My Kingdom Heart.
7) Can this be converted into Munny?
Signed,
Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
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From: SoraxNamine
Wassup Mr.Superior?
I have a few questions! Hehe.
1. What kind
of pyjamas do you wear? Kingdom Hearts covered ones?
2. WHY DID
YOU ALLOW AXEL TO ALLOW THE RIKU REPLICA TO KILL MY BELOVED
ZEXION?
3. Where can I buy Saix's Moonpie?
4. Are you supposed
to be the strongest boss in the game- because my friend said that
Sephiroth is stronger than you?
5. Is Vexen really gay?
6.
What's your favourite Heartless?
7. Have you ever had a go playing
Demyx's Sitar?
That will be all. And remember-I LOVE ZEXION
AND DEMYX AND AXEL!
Oh! and- Are you my friend as
well?
from
SoraxNamine
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From: SoraxNamine
Indeed.
1) No comment…this is a strictly private matter and therefore none of your business.
2) Would you believe me if I explained it was an accident.
3) You may not…I will not allow you anywhere near my Saïx
4) For fear of loosing my temper I shall say: no comment
5) Indeed
6) The Dragoons
7) No…I wouldn't trust myself…
Great…now go find me me hearts.
Signed.
Your Superior
Xemnas.