Firstly: I would like to apologize to all of dearest fans who have been waiting for me to update…Millie Ishtar Motou has not been able to access the internet, despite the numerous death threats she received from her cousin Ilixelm…(Note to self: Must talk to Ilixelm about family respect!) Anyway…As you may be glad (or not so glad to know) She is not dead and will try her best to catch up with your questions thank you for understanding
Signed: Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
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From: Taxima
My questions to the Superior.
First, thanks for your time with this. Okay
1) Aside from Superior, what kind of higher up name to you prefer? (Lord, Master, Boss, etc.)
2) Is Ilixelm an adopted daughter, seeing as that you're an open homosextual?
3) When you were fighting Sora and Riku, were you actually mutating/absorbing the entire World that Never Was to grow in power? If so, then DANG!
4) When in the final battle, your robe took on a new color and pattern, why?
Again thanks, and good luck to your future plans Lord Xemnas ( i think that has a nice ring)
Taxima.
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Dear Taxima,
1) All of those should suffice
2) She is not adopted, she is my own.
3) Of sorts…it is most complicated.
4) It symbolizes the darkness in the light…
You are most welcome and thank you,
Signed,
Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
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From: Cheshire Cat o.Oo.O
Dear
Xemnas,
DEAR GOD VEXEN IS GAY? DAMMIT walks away Screaming I
GIVE UP! I CANT GET A BREAK NO MATTER WHAT I DO!
Oh well, I'm
back.
I would give Zexion a hug but I can't seem to find him. That
and everyone that I have wanted to give hugs around here doesn't seem
to want one.
Moving on.
1) Why is almost the entire
Organization pissed off at Axel? What did he do this time?
2) You
said you went to Halloween town before, What was your costume?
3)
My (crazy) Friend wants to know if your a vampire. (o.O Don't ask me
she just wants to know so that she can do a halfway decent fan fic.)
4) How can I join Organization 13? And would you Accept me?
5)
Why does everyone seem to enjoy just jumping off that one skyscraper
in the cityscape below the Castle that Never was?
6)Since I do
seem to be getting a reputation amongst Organization 13, What do they
think of me?? What does your daughter think. (Ilixelm, you get +500
Cheshire Cat cool points for being Xemnas and Saix's daughter!)
I do believe I am getting close to the insane Fangirl with Mansex on the Brains. (my friend says she lives in Idaho? Again she's being silly)
Hope I haven't Disturbed or Upset you in any way asking the inane questions.
Your Friend and Disciple,
The
Cheshire Cat
"As you can tell, I'm not right in the head. But
its okay, I have come to terms with that fact."
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Dear Cheshire Cat,
I do believe that Zexion is straight…although he could be in love with his razor blade…I am not too sure on that one…Perhaps Lexaeus needs a hug…or Xaldin…those two are always around somewhere…
1) He is a trouble maker and upsets Marluxia's plants…
2) My Black and white Robe…I suppose you can't improve on horror
3) I am most certainly NOT a Vampire.
4) Die and become nobody…perhaps…
5) Because it makes us feel alive…
6) I think you're a very interesting girl to talk to and Xigbar finds you 'a cool dude' as for my daughter, she says thank you and that you are 'cool' too.
Thank you for the information…
Signed,
Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
P.S Another interesting quote…
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From: Tsubasa-Angel
Okay,
I'm sorry I missed a chapter, Xemnas-dono! (Punching myself for doing
missing one of your chapters)
Ow... Didn't realize I was this
strong, or maybe I bruise easily...?
Well, anyway, I have ONE
question for you, sadly. -sniff- I couldn't think of anything else!
wah! T.€€T
Okay, why do most, (or maybe all?) members in the
Orginization have the letter 'X' in it? Your name has it, Your
daughter, SaiX (notice the capital X. Meant for emphasise.)
...! I
just thought of another question!
Okay, I was wondering, since I
call you Xemnas-dono, I am thinking I should probably call Saix
something along the lines of san, sama, or dono... What would you
say, oh great Xemnas-dono?
Answer back quickly!
No
disrespect intended, or wanted, at all,
Tsubasa-Angel
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Dear Tsubasa-Angel,
Do not hurt yourself; it is hardly worth the pain anyway…
I do not know why we have X's myself…
Saïx-dono…It is what most of Organization call him…
No Disrespect noted or given,
Signed
Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
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From: Zexion
Superior, not to sound offensive, but why do you say I'm emo? I'm definitely not. The only times I've ever gone into a corner were because everyone was too loud and I couldn't read my books, and the only time I my wrists even get near a blade is when I'm spreading butter on toast. I hope you haven't been getting this information from Xigbar...
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Dear Zexion,
I have heard you cry at night but I do not think you are entirely emo, just do something about your hair, boy! That would be a start…
With all due respect,
Your Superior
Xemnas.
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From: SoraxNamine
Subject: Questions
Dear Mansex eh-hem, I mean Xemnas,
In answer
to your letter I won't believe it was an accident.
Anyway,
1.
Can I be an Organization XI member?
2. Do you know if Xigbar was a
pirate when he was a somebody?
3. Who do you hate most- Kairi or
Namine?
4. Do you like beer?
That will be all as I cannot think of any more questions.
No disrespect- (well apart from the Zexion incident),
SoraxNamine
'When life gives you lemons, make grape juice'
ps. do you like my saying-i've got more!
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Dear SoraxNaime,
1. If you can pass the extremely difficult and challenging test and fall into darkness then maybe…
2. Xigbar is the harmonious one, he is one with the ninja and the pirate…for he is our Ninja Pirate…and we must protect him!
3. Good question…Naminé is bearable…So I would have to say Kairi…Not to mention Ilixelm is very good friends with Naminé.
4. No…I prefer Bacardi and Coke.
No disrespect noted.
Signed: Your Superior,
Xemnas.
P.S…that one makes no sense whatsoever…I suggest looking for some more reliable ones.
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From: kyolove13
Dear Xemnas,
Sorry if I disrespected you. Tell Siax I said sorry too... And yes,Siax is verry important. OK! On with the Q&A's...
Do
you think Zexy is emo?
Do you like doing paper work?(I would make
Axey do it. But he might burne it...)
Your fangirl kyolove13
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Dear Kyolove13,
Apology accepted and I promise to do so. Of course Saïx is important! Extremely so! Anyway…moving on…
As to my previous comments…he CAN be emo…and that hair doesn't help things…
I do not mind…after all these things have to done…and yes there were a few "Daddy…Axel burnt my homework's…" From Ilixelm...but I had that sorted out…(I put Axel on trash duty for a month)
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From: Crazed Yaoi Fangirl
Hello
Sir!! (bows)
Thankies for answering my seme and uke question.. :D
I was thinkin you woulda said it was too personal... :P I came up
with this question when I was half asleep this morning!
uh..
In the real Ansem's journals (from kingdom hearts two)
Ansem the
Wise said he didn't know how you (when you were whole) opened the
door that appeared in his basement... Since you have the memories,
how did you do it?
2) Do you like playing with candles, or the melted wax? (no yaoi term meant, or you could answer in both thoughts.. :P)
3) Did you know that there are Vanillia, Strawberry, and Bannana flavored moon pies? maybe you could ask Saix to make some of those:P
4) If you could dress up any org. member as a girl in a frilly pink dress with all the make-up.. the whole chebang, who would it be?
5) Since I am resisting all urges to fiercely glomp you (which the torment is ungodly!) may I have a nice lil hug instead:D
Thank you again for your
time!!
Your faithful fan!
the Crazed yaoi fangirl
p.s. I loved the idea with the quotes.. so I think I'll do that too.. :P And I think I may be able to help you out with that whole diary thing... :D I know Egyptian as well! Mwahahaha!!
"Don't follow in my footsteps.. I run into walls"
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Dear Crazed Yaoi Fangirl,
You are most welcome! I do not mind…besides if I hadn't told you…Ilixelm sure would have done…
It was simple really…Myde has upset Even's projects and I was incredibly annoyed with the arguments so I kicked the door in.
2. I love candles…especially a romantic dinner for two…under the beautiful full moon…
3. Yes I am fully aware of those…tell me have you tried ginger? Those are my favorite moon pies…
4. Saïx or possibly Demyx…they are cute in dresses.
5. Of course you may! -gives you a fatherly hug-
Your very welcome!
Signed: Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
P.S I'd like that very much and you seem quite intelligent.
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From: Bashoulover
um...HI sir-superior-mansex(oops sorry)-xemnas-sir!
1. What's the
worst prank someone pulled on you?
2. How did saix get that scar
on his nose?
3. If you were to pick chocolate or vannila icecream,
what would it be?
4. Can you tell vexen to make me an evil
tap-dancing penguin?
5. Have you ever had tea with Sephiroth?
6.
sorry just have to ask...Have ever played strip poker with saix and
luxrod? If so, who won?
Bashoulover
(ps
i'm a girl...pass that on to xigbar plz.)
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Dear Bashoulover
1. I once put a sedative in Xigbar's drink and left him naked in Demyx's room thinking Demyx would love to have a naked UKE Xigbar…the next think I know he's screaming; "HELP! MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!"
2. That's not for me to say…
3. Chocolate, with a sprinkle of Saïx's chocolate from the left over mixture of the moon pie…
4. Why would I ask him to do that? It's not like that would be very useful to me…
5. Once…he has a very, very long sword…collection! What where you thinking?
6. Yes…against Larxene, Luxord, Xigbar, Ilixelm and Saïx…Ilixelm got down to her underwear (to which point I told her to stop playing…and go to her room) Xigbar lost second, then Larxene, then Saïx then me and Luxord won…
Signed your Superior and friend,
Xemnas.
P.S. I don't see why that would…he's gay…
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From: Saïx
Dear
Superior,
Hello. How are things going in your captivity, Love? I
am all right but missing you very much. These fans seem intent on
knowing all the private details of our relationship...who's seme,
who's uke, and all those other things. I was wondering, how much do
you wish for them to know or not know?
Yours for eternity,
Saïx
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My Dearest Saïx…
I am fine, I am not being held captive, however I am rather enjoying myself. I miss you too my dearest and I think if we don't tell them who's what in our relationship, I believe our daughter will. So just tell them what they wish to know,
From your dearest Superior,
Xemnas
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From: XemnasIsMyLover14
Dear
Superior Sir!!
HI! I'm like your Biggest Fan! but ok on to the
Questions!
1) hope this is not personal.. but how much do you wiegh? I really want to know!
thats all i can think of at the moment'-- lol but okay
Buh Bai!!for now!
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Dear ….Ahem…I am not your lover…
1. Odd question….I have no idea….never weighed myself…I'm muscular not fat…that's all I need to worry about.
Signed, Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas.
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From: Kristina-16
Hi
Xemnas how your doing.
okay i know this dosen't really have to do
with you but saix said he would give me a hug if you allowed it so
can he give me one and can you give me a hug to now that ithink about
it plz
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Dear Kristina-16
Fine…-gives you a fatherly type hug-
Hope that cheered you up…
Signed, your Superior and friend,
Xemnas.
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From: Taxima
About my questions. Ignor the one about your daughter. I asked before reading all of your responces, but I'm up to date now.
Dear Taxima,
Glad I have cleared that up for you.
Signed, your Superior and friend,
Xemnas.
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From: Lady Alionae
Oh Xemmy, you amuse me so with your gesturing and obsessiveness and whatnot. Also, your and Saix's protective/possessive love of one another is strangely endearing. I have a lots of questions that I thought I might pose to you. However I realized that most of them would make you sic Saisai or your daughter on me, and although I am immune to magic, Saisai's claymore would still hurt, so... I'm just going to ask a few.
What is with the giant flying nobody thing that shoots missles? Seriously, that was just weird and random.
All the other Organization members have some sort of element or power, what is yours? I can't seem to figure it out. At first I thought it might be darkness, but all nobodies seem to have that power, so how lame would that be?
Lastly, Xaldin, who has recently been locked in my closet due to my holding his ginsus hostage would like to say hello.
Xaldin: Please get me out of here, she's crazy! And this closet smells strange...
Ehehe...yeah. No more talking for you Xaldy.
Love, Lady Ali
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Dear Lady Ali,
Firstly, I'd like to say, let go of Xaldin! He needs to go on a mission with numbers Zero, Two and Nine…so I suggest you let him go…or else Zero and Seven will come after you…secondly…
He is my loyal servant, sort of like my guardian…only more in monster form. Disrespected and feel the sharp end of my daughters Voodoo Sword.
My power is infinite. For it is the power of nothingness.
Hope that clears that up for you…
Xaldin? …get back here at once!
Signed, Your Superior and friend,
Xemnas
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From: skulldevil
Dear Xemnas,
I have only two questions for you, since i couldnt resist asking, but dont want to take up your time.
1:did you hav a lover before saix? if so, who?
2:has saix ever made you half moon cookies? you should ask him too. their very good.
signed,
skulldevil.
(p.s. I have confrimed Axel and two other unknown people started the mansex thing. I have suspicions Riku was another. Ill get back too you later on this)
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Dear Skulldevil
1. I do not know if this counts…but as Xehanort, I had Aïs
2. Hmm…Voodoo cookies are quite nice…ask Ilixelm to make them for you, but I should ask Saïx to make half-moon cookies
Signed, Your superior and friend,
Xemnas.
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From: Crazyazngirl
Maxy is here!!
1) Can I join the organization?
2) Can I kill- I
mean hurt Axel for killing Zexion in Chains of Memories?
3) Did
you know you are my 5th favorite?
The first is Zexion, then Demyx, then Roxas, then Riku, then you!
Love,
Maxy (You can
call me Amy since you are on my favorite list!!)
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Dear Amy,
1) …Perhaps…-smile-
2) As much as number Eight gets on my nerves…I suggest you leave him alone
3) …Thank you…I think…
Signed, Your Superior and Friend
Xemnas
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From: Verycrazygirl
Thanks for answering most of my questions, and I appoligise for over reacting on my first question. Sorry I can't tell how I gave you lot hearts. And 50 dollors is 100 munny.
Ok questions
1) How did you like your day with a heart?
2) Can we be friends?
3) I would like to help you lot collect hearts, do you accept? (my power is morphing) (freely donates own heart)
Please
reply soon
Thank you for answering my questions
From a
respectfun fan
Verycrazygirl
(Winds of dark change to come in
your favor) Don't ask
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Dear Verycrazygirl
You are most welcome and don't you worry. You are forgiven.
1. I loved it! I never wanted to give it away…Ilixelm is so lucky to have a heart -coughs- Please Pardon my Out of Character...
2. I have no reason not to decline your offer…
3. I accept, I can do with all the help I can get!
Thank you
Signed Your Superior and Friend
Xemnas
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From: BlackChoas105
Dear Xemnas,
Normally I wouldn't have such random questions, but I've run out of questions, so:
1. I asked Xaldin this one, but maybe you can help me fill in some of the blanks: Which members of the organization control which types of nobodies?
2. You do realize that someone has taken several members of your Organization, including Xaldin, hostage, don't you? Are you going to leave them trapped by fangirls? Be warned, it's part of a scheme to kidnap all of Organization XI!
3. Aside from "Superior", what is your title in "Proof of Existence"?
Sorry for the lack of serious questions. And for the record, it was Axel who started "MANSEX", I don't mean to cause slaughter within your Organization, just thought you should know, and don't feel angry about Sephiroth being stronger, he's a hidden enemy and the embodiment of darkness, he's going to be nearly impossible!
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Dear BlackChoas105
Do not worry I have been asked far more random questions.
1. Look it up on Wikipedia…
2. …Oh No they do not! I shall send Ilixelm around at some point to try to release them…
3. I had no idea I had another title…
It's quite alright… and that is so old now…
Signed your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
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From: Chibi-Heartless
Hello there, superior Xemnas sir! xD
I didn't know you had a Q&A...It's just something I'd never expect you'd to do; sitting here and answering questions from fangirls, etc etc...lol. I hope that didn't make you angry or anything...Alright, onto the questions! xD
1. How would you react if someone called you an 'Old
man'...?
2. What exactly DOES Kingdom Hearts do, after you've
given it all the heart it needs, etc etc...? Does it grant you a wish
or something? Just something me and a friend were thinking
about...We're curious xD.
3. Do nobodies HAVE a reflection? You
say you aren't suppose to exist, therefore being nothing, but then
again you're there in the flesh and yeah...Heheh...I hope that made
sense...O.o
That's all, thanks for your time, sir! xD
Chibi-Heartless
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Dear Chibi-Heartless
1. I would just allow them to meet Ilixelm…she's over protective…I'm so proud.
2. I have my Kingdom Heart…I have my daughter…Sorry to talk in riddles…but…you know…
3. Yes we do…
Your Welcome..
Signed, Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
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From: Chibi Muffin
Hello
Sir,
I only have one question, and it is almost kind of random. In
theory, could Captain Barbosa and his crew join the Organization? I
mean because they are neither living or dead...
Chibi Muffin
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Dear Chibi Muffin…
Only when The Queen of Hell…lets Hell freeze over…
Signed Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas.
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From: Verycrazygirl
Please update this, it's very enjoyable and has many fans. -hands out a cookie of encoaragement- -waits exitedly for next chapter-.
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Dear Verycrazygirl,
At long last I've updated…please forgive the long wait.
Signed, Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
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From: aNGel-LigHTniNG
OH MY SEXY AND EXTREMELY HOT SUPERIOR! Many people think that your rants about kingdom hearts are annoying but I actually think their true and KH does deserves it. Also I don't like yaoi but since I saw this video of you and Saix with certaint other two nobodies that made that really funny, I will not bug ou. Though you really do have a good taste. Saix is indeed pretty handsome. Anyways on with the questions!
1. Were you the one who did the names of the Org.
members?(Names like the chilly academy)
2. if so, why did you put
Axel's so damn long..? And Larxene's 'savage nymph' the word nymph
means beautiful women. Does that means that you think she's
beautiful?
3. Also, Why does it Annoys you when people talk about
sephy? Just admit that he's indeed faster and harder than you are...
Im not saying you're weak.. just that it takes Sora more time to
defeat him than you.
Now Im done before any of your family
members intend to kill me.
Angie
PS. I LOVE YOU! Specially
because you were the actual person to create the Org.XI II... And
that makes me wish really badly that you had a heart...
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DearaNGel-LigHTniNG,
Thank you, I think…
1. Probably Xigbar or possibly Xaldin…when they were drunk…It was not me…
2. I haven't got a clue…and I personally think she's alright...but not my type…
3. …That's personal…all I'm saying is I'm a very protective father…
That's probably best…
…Thank you…
Signed, Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas
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From: aXels-priinCesz
Can i have a kiss?! D
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Dear aXels-priinCesz
Certainly not with a name like that…and what the name in Kingdom Hearts would my Lover think? Or my Daughter…She'd kill you first…then me…
Signed Your Superior and friend,
Xemnas
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From: Taerga Live
Xemnas,
Hey,
I just wanted to know. Do you know that on there are these links all
over that when you click on them, people donate a heart to the
Organization? If you did know, how do you feel about that. Also, do
you know what worlds everyone came from? Everyone says that Demyx
came from Atlantica, but I think I'm the only one who thinks he came
from Argrabah. I mean, Sitars ARE Arabic. By the way, I love your
eyes. Saix's eyes too. Actually, everyone in the Organization has
really pretty eyes. Am I talking to much? If so, just hit me and tell
me to shut up. Are you a procrastinator? (Sorry, random much) Now, I
want you to answer this without saying "Saix's moon pies."
What is your favorite food AFTER Saix's moon pies? That's all I can
think of now. Thank you for taking the time an reading this. I have a
feeling I got on your nerves though.
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Dear Taerga Live,
I did indeed, what a lovely idea…Demyx came from Atlantica…I know that for a fact…I think perhaps you should slow down. A procrastinator? I do not think so…I love Ilixelm's Voodoo Vindaloo curry…delicious!
Not at all…it's always nice to listen to my fans…
Signed, Your Superior and Friend,
Xemnas.