Alright...So thank you for reviewing, my 1 reviewer...Yeah. The only one. Boo-hoo. Yup.
So, after I dragged them home, I wondered how to wake them up. Hum...
"Ok! DUDES! Wake up."
Kyo twitched. damn them all straight to the smelly pits of my Great Auntie Lisa! Eww! Which reminds me of this one thing Uo said one day...she said it. And it was FUNNNNNNYYYY!!!
Anyway...So then I said, "Fire monkeys eat sleigh bells!"
And they both woke up and gasped. Kyo was like, "Omg! THAT'S Where my sleigh bells went! RITSUUUU!!!!!!" Cuz, you know, Ritsu's a monkey. Yeah...
Yuki asked me again why I hate him...I said cuz Your mom. Cuz his mom...IS AKITO!!!! But really it could be cuzzzzz Akito's like a weirdooo like that...
"omg the dog crapped on my shoe!!!!"I screamed. "Bad Shigure, bad!" I hit him on the head wit a newspaper. His newspaper. He he he...
So then we randomly skipped to Disney World. And I stood on a table like Manabe did, and I said. "Attention! Everybody, I have an announcement! It's something my friend Uo told me to pass on to the world!" This is what I was talking about...I looked over to where there was tis guy in a giant devil suit. "You! Mr. Devil! Uo says, TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL!!!! Woo-hoo!"
So everyone was weird. Kyo sat on top of a waterfall and went down it...and when he got down...His swimming trunks were gone.
Yup. So I took my cell phone and took a piccy of it and set it as my wall paper...And sent it to Akito!!! Ha ha...He'll be all like, "WTF???!?!!!" Yup...
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So, Shigure asked me how I could talk so long on the phone and who I could possibly be talking to. Cuz he says the bill is extremely outrageous...Soooo
He was like, "Dude! Who could YOU be texting?!" So I answered, copying off that commercial with the old lady, "idk. My bff Akki?" And then I realized I blurted out that me and Akii were bffs! Eek!
So I flipped open my cell phone, right there, and text ed him, saying I'm Sorry for telling!
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Now, Shigure only has 4 toes...In all. 2 on each foot. -riiing- -riing- "Hello?" ... Ok. I was wrong. He has 2 toes...Akito cut the other foot off...Cool. No more pervy remarks about toes anymore! Awe-some!!!!
So then I cooked dinner--foot stew. He liked it, until I told him he was eating his own foot. damn Canibal...
So now, Kyo will swim to America. And get me those cornflakes! YUM! Yummier than squiggleys! YAYYYYYY Squiggleys!
What's your favorite letter? Mine's the squiggley!
See I'll Show you.
DO NOT PRESS.
-Ahem- DO NOT PRESS
...you pressed it again. Ok, punk, press it again!
Yeah that's it come one. One more time...
Again
Do it.
Okay, now you've had your fill. Stop clicking.
You see, this is why we can't be friends
You're just too selfish
Grr!...now you've asked for it. dO nOt PrEsS tHe BuTtOn!!!
You seem to be immune to my mind control
Time for Plan B. Press it. You know you want to.
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Ok guys. If you liked that preview, go to google and type in "do not press" and it's the first one on there...K? Or yahoo or what ev. K? Whatever makes you happy. Or Sad. Or any emotion you like. Or dislike. Anywaaayyy--I don't own the button. I'm just a fan. I mean, who wouldn't be? It's HILARIOUS!!! Ha ha...
Squiggleys!!!!!!
Bye
Elephants never forget
I shot a man for being in limbo...
Or was he DOING the limbo...? Hummmm...
What Ev.
The End.
Your dead! D-E-D--DEAD! OK?!!!!?? I killed you! Hell even exploded. Remember? My god, with the short-term memory loss!
You blew up the whole world. What would your mother say? Ask her...ASK HER RIGHT NOW!!!! OK!!!!!!
DO NOT PRESS.P.S- I don't have a Great Antie Lisa...The closest thing to it, is my Aunt Leslie. Now ask you mom. Or your face. Which ever...
"Ok! DUDES! Wake up."
Kyo twitched. damn them all straight to the smelly pits of my Great Auntie Lisa! Eww! Which reminds me of this one thing Uo said one day...she said it. And it was FUNNNNNNYYYY!!!
Anyway...So then I said, "Fire monkeys eat sleigh bells!"
And they both woke up and gasped. Kyo was like, "Omg! THAT'S Where my sleigh bells went! RITSUUUU!!!!!!" Cuz, you know, Ritsu's a monkey. Yeah...
Yuki asked me again why I hate him...I said cuz Your mom. Cuz his mom...IS AKITO!!!! But really it could be cuzzzzz Akito's like a weirdooo like that...
"omg the dog crapped on my shoe!!!!"I screamed. "Bad Shigure, bad!" I hit him on the head wit a newspaper. His newspaper. He he he...
So then we randomly skipped to Disney World. And I stood on a table like Manabe did, and I said. "Attention! Everybody, I have an announcement! It's something my friend Uo told me to pass on to the world!" This is what I was talking about...I looked over to where there was tis guy in a giant devil suit. "You! Mr. Devil! Uo says, TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL!!!! Woo-hoo!"
So everyone was weird. Kyo sat on top of a waterfall and went down it...and when he got down...His swimming trunks were gone.
Yup. So I took my cell phone and took a piccy of it and set it as my wall paper...And sent it to Akito!!! Ha ha...He'll be all like, "WTF???!?!!!" Yup...
So, Shigure asked me how I could talk so long on the phone and who I could possibly be talking to. Cuz he says the bill is extremely outrageous...Soooo
He was like, "Dude! Who could YOU be texting?!" So I answered, copying off that commercial with the old lady, "idk. My bff Akki?" And then I realized I blurted out that me and Akii were bffs! Eek!
So I flipped open my cell phone, right there, and text ed him, saying I'm Sorry for telling!
--
Now, Shigure only has 4 toes...In all. 2 on each foot. -riiing- -riing- "Hello?" ... Ok. I was wrong. He has 2 toes...Akito cut the other foot off...Cool. No more pervy remarks about toes anymore! Awe-some!!!!
So then I cooked dinner--foot stew. He liked it, until I told him he was eating his own foot. damn Canibal...
So now, Kyo will swim to America. And get me those cornflakes! YUM! Yummier than squiggleys! YAYYYYYY Squiggleys!
What's your favorite letter? Mine's the squiggley!
See I'll Show you.
DO NOT PRESS.
-Ahem- DO NOT PRESS
...you pressed it again. Ok, punk, press it again!
Yeah that's it come one. One more time...
Again
Do it.
Okay, now you've had your fill. Stop clicking.
You see, this is why we can't be friends
You're just too selfish
Grr!...now you've asked for it. dO nOt PrEsS tHe BuTtOn!!!
You seem to be immune to my mind control
Time for Plan B. Press it. You know you want to.
--
Ok guys. If you liked that preview, go to google and type in "do not press" and it's the first one on there...K? Or yahoo or what ev. K? Whatever makes you happy. Or Sad. Or any emotion you like. Or dislike. Anywaaayyy--I don't own the button. I'm just a fan. I mean, who wouldn't be? It's HILARIOUS!!! Ha ha...
Squiggleys!!!!!!
Bye
Elephants never forget
I shot a man for being in limbo...
Or was he DOING the limbo...? Hummmm...
What Ev.
The End.
Your dead! D-E-D--DEAD! OK?!!!!?? I killed you! Hell even exploded. Remember? My god, with the short-term memory loss!
You blew up the whole world. What would your mother say? Ask her...ASK HER RIGHT NOW!!!! OK!!!!!!
DO NOT PRESS.