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Truth Or Dare?

"Yo, Kurosaki!" was the first greeting Ichigo received as he stepped into the room his friends had gathered in. Renji then followed up his greeting with a hearty slap on the back that almost caused Ichigo to bite off his tongue.

"WHAT SORT OF GREETING WAS THAT??!!" He turned and glared at the red-haired shinigami. In the background a chorus of "Kurosaki-kun!!", "You are late", "Hey", and "Ichigo." ensued.

"You could have received none at all." Renji turned his back on Ichigo.

"I might have liked that better." Ichigo turned the other way.

"What?! How dare y-" He was cut off by Rukia's foot slamming into his face.

"HEY! Why don't you kick him instead?" He groaned.

"That's because she-" Ichigo began, but was silenced by Rukia's fist.

"Shut up. Both of you." She added as they opened their mouths in protest. "Have some tea." A cup was shoved into both their hands. Still sending death glares at each other, they sipped their tea simultaneously.

Rukia's eyebrow twitched.

"And its time for a game! Right, Uryuu-kun?" Inoue bounced up, breaking the tension but rather ruining the moment by yanking on Ishida's front-of-his-suit too hard and slamming him face first into the table. "Ah… sorry, Uryuu-kun." She giggled as Ishida regained his composure.

"Lets play Truth and Dare!" She smiled broadly.

"What's that?" Rukia and Renji asked.

"It's a game." Chad said helpfully.

"Well you see, it's like this…" Inoue explained the rules of the game to both the shinigami. "I'll spin first!" She placed an empty sake bottle on the table.

She gave the bottle a quick spin, and it turned a few rounds before coming to rest on… Ishida.

"Truth or dare! Truth or dare!" She shrieked, causing everyone to wince.

"Dare, then." Ishida pushed his spectacles further up his nose.

"Strange, I thought you were the 'truth' type." Ichigo smirked.

"Whatever."

"Think of a dare! Quick think of a dare!" Inoue was as excitable as ever.

"Hmmm…" Renji grinned to himself, chuckling at some thought of his own.

"Please don't make me do anything that guy says." Ishida sweat-dropped.

"I agree." Rukia eyed Renji warily. "It would be a very wise idea not to do so."

"Thank you, Kuchiki-San."

"I know!" Inoue smiled triumphantly. "Uryuu-kun, you must drink ten cups of sake at once."

"But I don't hold my liquor well!" Ishida protested.

"It's a dare, it's a dare," She sang.

"You guys will be responsible for the consequences." Ishida warned.

"No problem." Ichigo filled ten cups of sake.

Ishida picked up the first one and started drinking.

One.

Two.

Three. He was still drinking.

Four.

Five. Looking a little woozy already?

Six.

Seven.

Eight. Oh, he was going down.

Nine.

Ten. Everyone watched with trepidation as Ishida downed the last cup.

Silence reigned supreme.

"Should we do something?"

" Shhh. I want to see what happens." Renji almost cackled.

"Uryuu-kun?" Rukia waved her hand in front of his face. After a moment, he looked up and stared straight at her.

"U-Uryuu-kun?" She was a little unnerved by his stare.

"Ah, starry, starry night." He sighed, before collapsing in a dead faint. Chad caught hold of him before his head crashed into the table.

Everyone was quiet for a few moments before all the hell broke loose.

"S-s-starry n-night?" Renji gasped for breath. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Beside him, Ichigo was clutching his stomach.

"What do we do with Uryuu-kun now?" Inoue asked.

"Let him be." Was the unanimous reply.

"Alright. Since Uryuu-kun is in no state to spin the bottle, Chad will have to do it." She clapped her hands together.

Chad took hold of the bottle and spun it. Too hard. It flew off the table propeller- like and smashed Ichigo in the face.

"I apologise."

"I-It's okay." Ichigo had a sake bottled-shaped imprint on his face. "Just spin it again. Softly." And Chad did.

Three minutes later, it came to a rest pointing in between Renji and Ichigo. Both of them stared at the bottle, looked up at each other, and scrambled away from the spot as quickly as they could.

"It was slightly more towards him!" Ichigo yelled.

"In your dreams. It was more towards you." Renji retorted.

"Can't we spin again?"

"No. It must be either you or Abarai-kun." Inoue replied.

"Or, it could be both of you." Rukia smiled slyly. "Truth or dare, guys?"

Renji and Ichigo exchanged a look that said 'I don't like the look on her face.' Then, Ichigo said "Truth" at the same time Renji said "Dare". They both glared at each other again.

Ichigo pushed his sleeve up. "Ready?" He asked.

"You bet."

"On three."

"One. Two. Three."

"SCISSORS, PAPER, ROCK!"

Ichigo put out rock while Renji put paper.

"HA! I win, I win!" He gloated.

"Keh. In real life rock would squish paper." Ichigo grumbled.

"Okay. So here's what you have to do..." Rukia could hardly contain her mirth.