The Saddening Death of Tingle
This story won't make that much sense unless you have read After the Series Zelda Style, by Piplup, (me). It references to that, so you should go read that now.
Tingle was wandering around and Ganondorf saw him. Ganondorf was furious at Tingle because Tingle used his master rupee thieving abilities to steal a ton of rupees from the Dark Bank, owned by Ganondorf.
Ganondorf charged at Tingle at incredibly high speeds. His hands were black with the power of darkness. If Tingle was hit it was game over for him. Unfortunately, Tingle knew that. He thought fast.
"Kiloo Limpah!" Tingle yelled as he blew up a balloon and took to the skies.
Ganon leaped into the air and barely missed Tingle, but he managed to pop the balloon. Tingle was ready to fight for his life.
Tingle took out an exploding balloon, Ganon powered up his dark fist. Ganon charged at Tingle, Tingle threw the balloon. Ganon hit the balloon with his fist instead of the balloon hitting Ganon in the face.
KABOOM!!!!
Ganon blew up and was now even angrier. When the smoke disappeared, Tingle was gone. Ganon erupted with an explosion of anger, rage, and fury. Tingle WILL die, Ganon thought to himself.
Ganon went slowly back to his bank searching the skies for the green tunic wearing Tingle. Tingle was nowhere in the sky to be seen. When Ganon got back to the Dark Bank, he looked on the surveillance cameras, and saw Tingle returning to the scene of the crime stealing more rupees. Only this time he had figured out the master door combination and was going for the big, valuable rupees. Ganon sprinted to that spot, but by the time he got there, Tingle was gone.
Ganon ran outside and located Tingle, still in the air. Ganon chased after him.
Tingle noticed he was being followed and blew up more balloons for higher elevation, and better speed. Luckily, Ganon was falling behind.
Ganon simply stopped chasing Tingle. He counted in his head.
3…2…1…
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of Tingle's balloons popped. Apparently Ganon had thrown a microscopic time bomb and it caught on to Tingle's balloons. Tingle went crashing towards the ground. Ganon powered up his dark fist. Tingle ran.
Ganon was faster though. Tingle tripped on a flower. Ganon tripped over Tingle. Tingle stood up and ran. Ganon collected his rupees. Ganon stuffed the rupees in his pocket and continued the Tingle hunt.
Tingle was hiding behind a tree. Ganon sensed Tingle's presence. Ganon charged his dark fist. He went up to the tree, and without Tingle even knowing Ganon was there, Ganon jabbed his dark fist into Tingle's body.
Tingle was dead.