RagNegima Online

Story Description: The class of 3-A go online! Ragnarok Style! The class tries out this new server and, wow…Will they be surprised.

Characters: Negi, the whole class of 3-A except Chao Lingshen, plus other people soon to be announced.

Where: Mahora Academy and inside the game.

When: One week after the festival.

Disclaimer: I do not own Negima, or Ragnarok.

Author Notes: Sorry about the wait, people. My charger for my laptop ran out of…Well it stopped working so it took a week to get the new one here. When you think about it, it's actually really fun to make this story. I honestly have to say that this is way better than "A Dog's Battle." I've already got my other chapters planned out. Well enough with me…ON WITH THE STORY!

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+++In Game+++
13 people online. 12 people in Payon.
Simply Magic: Woooow! This place is so cool!
Colonel Washington: It's just Payon.
Asuna: But it's still cool.
Dog God: Yeah, whatever.
Dog God: When do we get to train?
Elder Master Ku: Want use skills.
Colonel Washington: You can go whenever you want…
Negi Springfield: Really? Then let's go!
Short silence……………
Negi Springfield: Where do we go?
Colonel Washington: Well I suggest you go to Payon Dungeon F1. (A/N Which is actually a cave.) All you have to do is walk north and go through Archer Village.
News Trader: Why do you suggest there?
Colonel Washington: Cause you guys are noobs. Now go.
Dog God: Okay! I'll race you, Elder Ku!
Elder Master Ku: You is on!
Kotaro and Ku-Fei went on first to their destination.
Draws On Your Face: Hey, wait for us!
Bookstore: I'm coming too!
Simply Magic: Come on, Se-chan.
Setsuna: Yes, Ojou-sama! I will forever protect you from all evil. If it's in real life or in a game…I will protect you even if it kills me. Now, let's go-
Konoka had already started walling away from Setsuna.
Setsuna: O-Ojou-sama! Wait for meeee!
Negi Springfield: Asuna-san? Aren't you coming?
Asuna: Yeah, I'll meet you there.
Hot Cola and More: Same for me.
Nin Ninja: Kazumi and I will join you, Negi-bozu.
Negi Springfield: Okay.

+++Entrance of Payon Dungeon, Archer Village+++
Dog God: I beat you!
Elder Master Ku: No. Beat you!
Asuna: I beat you both.
Hot Cola and More: …I came in second…
Dog God: How'd…
Asuna: Warper.
Colonel Washington: Technically, I beat you all.
Asuna: How?
Colonel Washington: I am the game, so I am everywhere!
Announcement: Wrong. I am everywhere.
Colonel Washington dies.
Colonel Washington: That was uncalled for.
Dog God: Is it me, or was that the Admin.
Announcement: It's just you.
Dog God/… (A/N Makes a 'dot dot dot' appear over your head.)
Simply Magic: Aww, Washington-kun died.
Setsuna: Asuna's here? But How…
Asuna: Warper.
Dog God: Warper.
Draws On Your Face: How did I get here AFTER Setsuna and Konoka…?
They ignored Haruna.
Negi Springfield: We're here now.
Nin Ninja/ok (A/N Makes a nodding face appears over your head.)
News Trader: Mhmm.Negi Springfield: How did Asuna…
Asuna: Warper.
Dog God: Warper.
Setsuna: Warper.
Bookstore: Sorry I got here late. I got lost on the way…
Hot Cola and More: …Didn't you…look at your map?
Bookstore: Map?

+++Reality+++
Nodoka looks around her screen and doesn't see the map.
She then took off the picture of Negi in a bunny costume that she put on the upper right corner of her computer.

+++In Game+++
Bookstore: Oh there's my map…
Everyone used the /swt emotion.
Colonel Washington resurrects himself.
Colonel Washington: I thought you all wanted to train.
Dog God: What?Colonel Washington: Kill monsters.
Dog God: YEAH!!
Dog God runs into the cave.
Colonel Washington: Ohh…right. I forgot to tell him about getting a weapon…
Negi Springfield: Will he be okay?
Dog God gets killed by a herd of Zombies and comes back to the entrance.
Colonel Washington: You died at level 20? N00B!
Dog God: Just shut up and gimme a weapon, Colonel.
Nin Ninja: Me too.
Colonel Washington: Alright. Dog God gets a Stiletto and Nin Ninja gets an Ashura. (A/N Both of the weapons are daggers used in RO.)
Asuna: Give us weapons too.
Colonel Washington: Fine, but just this time. (Lies)
Colonel Washington: You get a Slayer and Setsuna gets a Katana. (A/N Both 2 handed swords.)
Draws On Your Face: Us too!
Colonel Washington: You and News Trader also get a Stiletto. Bookstore and Simply Magic get a Smasher. (A/N Smasher is a type of mace.)
Colonel Washington: And finally the mages. Hot Cola and More gets a Wand and Negi gets a Staff.
News Trader: Somehow, most of those weapons go well with our personalities…
After Colonel gave everyone their weapons, they finally trained in the cave.
------2:15A.M.------
Hot Cola and More: I think level 35 is good enough for now. Besides…
Simply Magic: We're sleeeeeepy!!!
Draws On Your Face: We're going to bed now.
Bookstore: Goodnight Negi-kun.
Negi Springfield: Sleep well everyone.
Hot Cola and More, Simply Magic, Draws On Your Face, and Bookstore logged off.
Setsuna: A-Ah…Konoka Ojou-sama!
Setsuna: I must go too, Negi-sensei. Goodnight.
Setsuna logged off.
Elder Master Ku: We go now. Level 45 good enough.
Nin Ninja: Only 45? I'm at 48.
Dog God: They're higher than me…
News Trader: Goodnight Negi-sensei.
Elder Master Ku, Nin Ninja, Dog God, and News Trader logged off.
Asuna: Well that was fun. Thank god they're gone.
Negi Springfield/…
Asuna: Negi? What's wrong?
Negi Springfield: Everyone is at such a higher level…
Asuna: What level are you?
Negi Springfield: …24…/sob (A/N Makes a crying face appear.)
Asuna: ROFLCOPTER!! STEAMLOLLER!! LMAOTANK!!!!!!!!!!
Asuna: Ahem…Sorry.
Negi Springfield: I'm so weak…
Asuna: Lol…Sucks to be you. Anyway, I'm going to bed. It's late. Night Negi.
Asuna logged off.
MagicRo: From this minute on, we have decided to change the rates from 1000/1000/700 to 400/400/200 JUST because we're bored. Enjoy the new leveling! Not…
Negi Springfield: NOOOOOOO!!! This is going to take me forever…

+++Reality+++
Chisame had been in her room all day, enjoying her own server, ChiuRo. She never grew tired of her server, but today she wondered about the server Negi had talked about.
As she typed away on her computer she talked aloud, "I haven't seen the others in awhile. But that's probably just because I've been here the whole time."
After an hour of talking to herself, she used her secret net idol skills to find out which server Negi was in.
"MagicRo, huh? How original…Well this might be fun."
Chisame snickered and signed up.

+++In Game+++
Albiero: Yo, Admin. A new person joined.
N Admin: So?
Albiero: Umm…Wouldn't you think it would be polite to greet the new person?
N Admin: Whoever it is, they probably aren't important enough to peak my interest.
Albiero: The name says "ChiuHacker." Does that not peak you!?
N Admin: Whatever.
Albiero: This server is soooo going to die… And what's with your name?
N Admin kills Albiero.
Albiero: Fine. Be like that.

+++Somewhere Else+++
ChiuHacker/IncrLvl 199
ChiuHacker/IncrAllStats 299
ChiuHacker/ChngJob AssassinCross
ChiuHacker/AllSklls
ChiuHacker: That should be enough for now.\
ChiuHacker: Let's see…A total of 4 people online. Two of them must be a GM and the Admin. Who's the other?
ChiuHacker/IndicateOnlinPlyrs
ChiuHacker: Negi Springfield…Should've known.
ChiuHacker warps to Payon Dungeon.
ChiuHacker uses the skill "Cloaking."
Negi Springfield: Finally! Level 30! …But I want to be a sage soon…
ChiuHacker: It sucks to be a n00b like him. (Note: They talk to themselves because they're weird.)
Negi Springfield: Hmm…3:45A.M. Maybe I should stop…Nah.
ChiuHacker: Hehe…Let's make the GMs' worry a little.
ChiuHacker/IncrRtes 10,000/10,000/10,000
Negi Springfield: I guess I should go to sleep now. I'll just kill one more zombie.
Negi Springfield uses "Lightning Bolt" and kills a Zombie and gains 30 levels.
Negi Springfield: WOAH!
Negi Springfield uses "Thunderstorm" and kills a Zombie and gains 25 levels.
Negi Springfield: Yay!! Level 85!! I wonder what happened…Anyway…Sage time and then bed!
Negi Springfield warps to the job changer and turns into a sage.
Negi Springfield logged off.
ChiuHacker: Lmao…Those GMs' don't know what's coming at them.
ChiuHacker/KillGms
ChiuHacker/KillGms
ChiuHacker: Wtf is going on!? Why won't my hacks work!?
Colonel Nightmare: You picked to perfect server to be killed in.
N Admin: Now it's your time to suffer. MWHAHAHAHA!!!
ChiuHacker: Aw, shit.
Ten seconds passed and ChiuHacker was killed four times, hacked to death, and banned from the server.
Soon after, N Admin changed the rates back to 400/400/200.

+++Reality+++
"Damnit! Those weren't regular hacks they used against me…And those weren't regular GMs' neither."
Chisame threw her keyboard against her monitor. They both broke.
"Crap."
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Next Chapter: The "Undying Puppet Master Wizard" comes to MagicRo to cause some chaos. Chachamaru is there too, but does she have the same interests as her mistress does? Find out next time!