1Wizards like Hot Chocolate
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Lord of the Rings or Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Once again. Flames are more than welcome.
Thanks Sara (FullMetal Llama) and JessicaWonka for reviewing.
ON WITH THE STORY! This goes on after we meet up with the folks from naruto, and because I can't think of a good way for us to meet you guys don't get that chapter. After many sexual Intereactions we all hang out where the closet was.
Sara: (Opens closet door)
(Kankuro and Puppets are having an orgasm)
Sara: Not AGAIN! (Drags kankuro out of closet)
(While this is going on Higgs and Temari are locked in a battle for their lives...a chess battle naturally.)
Chess pieces: FOOLISH MORTALS! (Attacks the pregnant lady)
Pregnant lady: NOOOO!
Temari: God damn chess pieces...(chases after chess pieces)
Higgs: I wish that girl was in my pants...
Kankuro: WHAT?!? (Goes into sibling defensive mode)
Higgs: AHHHHHH
Benji: (petting a squirrel) Squirrel...squirrel...
Ms Sammons: (magically found some clothes) What is going ON?
Kankuro: Well I was having sex with my puppets, the chess pieces are chasing the pregnant lady and the chess pieces are being stalked by my sister and I'm about to kill that young blonde boy over there.
Ms Sammons: Oh. I shouldn't have asked...
Kankuro: (Starts chasing Higgs)
Higgs: HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!
Sara: (In a very high pitched girly voice) oh Kaaaaankurooooo! I want to have your babies!
Kankuro: (stops) Really?
Sara: Yes... (Leads kankuro into closet)
(Everyone gets silent while strange noises come from the closet)
Benji: Go freeeeeee Mr. Squirrel.
Everyone: (Jacking off in various ways to the noises form the closet)
(Sara and Kankuro come out for the closet)
Everyone: (Has their pants down) Awwwwww
Lzz: Dudes that was so sick nasty!
Sasuke: You piss me off you little lying cheerleader poser thing.
Lzz You're all talk and no show!
Sasuke: wanna bet?
Lzz: yeah.
Sasuke: (kills Lzz) (mumbles) make a bet with me why dontcha...
Kankuro: I still need to molest that young blonde boy..
But Higgs was NOWHERE to be found!
The Search for Higgs also and more formally known as Eric.
Higgs is running as fast as he possibly can trying to get away from the evil and molest-bound Kankuro. Racing through the trees-what am I talking about? He's running okay? There are lots of trees and Kankuro and everyone else are chasing afer him. (How's THAT for non-descriptive?)
Kankuro: I'm going to MOLEST you until there's nothing left!!!!!
(Kankuro stops to choose which direction he wishes to go in, everyone starts to mumble)
Kankuro: SILENCE! I kill you!
(Back by the closet Taylor and Ms Sammons are getting it on with Lzz's corpse)
Sara: (comes running at Kankuro holding a Hoe (The gardening tool not a person mind you) above her head) DIE YOU CHEATING MANWHORE!
Kankuro: No but Sara! I love you!
Sara: I DON'T CARE! (Hits Kankuro with the hoe)
(Kankuro dies)
Sara: But...I didn't MEAN to kill him!
Benji: Go Mr. Squirrel...
Squirrel: Abrakadabra!
(Kankuro comes back to life)
(Squirrel leaps back into Benji's arms Benji cuddles with the squirrel)
Kankuro: Man...Don't be dead...it SUCKS.
Griddy: What happenend?
Naomi: GRIDDY! (Starts to rape Griddy)
Kankuro: THAT happened!
Tim: Why is everyone dying and getting raped all of a sudden.
Benji: Well according to this list your next..
Tim: (dies)
Benji: SEE! It's all part of the plot-line!
(Taylor and Ms Sammons finally catch up to everyone, they are drenched in sweat and Taylor has Vaseline on his hands.)
Taylor: What did we miss?
Sasuke: Everything.
Itachi: You missed people getting raped and killed and I'm surprised your not humping Tim—Too late...
Sasuke: Ew.
Orochimaru: Sasuke..I want your body more than anything else!
Sasuke: Orochimaru! What did I say about saying things like that in public!
Orochimaru: sorry...
Melina: Look its Jesus!
Naomi: WHERE! Is it in the bread again?
Melina: In the skyyyyyy.
(We all look up to see none other than Jesus looking down upon us)
Sara: Look a blowtorch!!!!! (burns Jesus) Oh...shit..am I going to hell now?
Jesus: YOU CANT KILL ME THAT EASILY SUCKERS! (Drives away on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle while doing wheelys)
Gaara: That wasn't Jesus! It was Gandolf dressed up!
Gandolf: But I'm right here!
Gaara: No Gandolf the white!
Temari: Does this mean we have to hunt him down?
Gaara: YES!
Madison: YAY! An adventure!
Melissa: Oh! Do we get to ride PONIES?
Gaara: We can ride SAND ponies! (Makes lots of sand ponies)
Everyone: YAY!
Ok that's all I can do for now, I realize it's a bit short but I'm at a writers block and now I have to satisfy Sara's needs and make her a mini-chapter. So I hope you people liked it!'
Love
Benji