1This is Sara's mini-chapter!
Because refuses to allow me to use the star thing, I use parenthesis!
Disclaimer: Although I totally own Charles the Squirrel I unfortunately do not own Naruto...nor
do own Jesus.
Sara: Hi! I'm Sara! I love blowtorches!
Jesus: Sara I believe you need a time out.
Sara; NEVER! (Kills Jesus) MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Sara the chapter hasn't even started yet.
Sara: Oops.
Me: (sigh) ok Charles.
Squirrel: Cheep. (Makes Jesus live)
Jesus: On with it already you're just wasting space!
Sara: Ok, ok.
Chapter 2.325
Sara: I am Sara. (Points to blowtorch) that is my flame-machine! I lie to cause destruction and
fire! FIRE! FIRE! (Burns down leaf village)
Naruto NO! The RAMEN!
Sara: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (flames everything else)
Everyone who is still alive (Jesus not included): SARA!
Sara: Well it's not like any of this matters. It's not really in the story anyway.
Everyone: Oh yeah. Ok then, never mind.
Sara: (burns everyone reading this) HA! What cha' gonna do now? Huh? Huh?
Me: Ok Sara that's enough...
Sara: NOOO! Five more minutes?!?!
Me: Fine.
Sara: Well I don't really have anything else to burn...
Me: Ok then this si OVER!
The END